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// Meanwhile... 
// Story: Fat Albert, Super Jerk, and the Goblin Tower 
// by DeathRiseRobo 
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20 minutes after Fluttershy's disappearance...

BREAKING NEWS!-BREAKING NEWS!-BREAKING NEWS
News Flash promptly dropped his notes just before the camera started rolling, and looked up.
"This just in! Portals have been popping up all over Equestria, and since we're all dimwits, we all jumped in them, reducing Equestria's population to 2 stallions! That's right, me and the cameraman! Unlike the other ponies, I have an iron will-OOH, LOOK! A PORTAL!" News Flash and Camera Bag jumped inside the portal, reducing Equestria's population to 0, allowing all ponies to fester in my shenanigans.v *cue evil laugh*

A/N: This just in! Submit an idea for anypony and get it in here! Also, please be sure to give suggestions for future expansions!