I was born, I still live, I have yet to die.
Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.
I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.
The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe.
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.
Friends aren't people who don't piss you off. They're people who are worth forgiving over and over.
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
Hello Everypony, I am Theo Vellum, and welcome to my array of stories. I happen to enjoy all kinds of books, I enjoy ponies as well, and lots of other things. I hope to see you all soon.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
I appreciate all critic. Don't be shy to review! I would also take into consideration ALL your suggestions.
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
Follower of great writers and artists; I'm here to create stories for artists and spread the word of great writers everywhere, and I'm always willing to accept and give help to everypony
19 year old fanfic writer and artist, with a particular love for red ties.
I don't know what else there is to say. It's BACON in a CAN.
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Eleven years of fun, memories, and friends. Thank you to everyone for everything!
I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.
I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.