Okay, so, I know, I know. I'm a wee bit of a troll. Look, these are the rules: I don't do sexy times with foals, and should I write padded ponies, there will be no dark content. The rest of the time it's pretty much fair game, though I'm inclined to stick a dark tag up... as if the "gore" tag doesn't tip people off (that's one tag you can always rely on, folks).

So, I know I've not been very active recently... what do you want more of?