So yeah, I'm awesome. Do you think its easy lugging armor carved from solid stone? Its not. So yeah, I more awesome that that Rainbow Crash! Anyway, none of these stories are actually mine, Ormstien just used my laptop, but don't give him any credit! The only reason he's a threat is because of that fat cannibal he's always hanging around with, but who cares! This is all about me. I hate magic, and anyone who uses it, and it is my sacred duty to turn every magician into a red paste, that includes Purple Smart! And last but not least, I like Rarity. Nothing bad to say, just that I like her.