Yarrr!! WeirdBeard be in the writing mood, or something. Idunno, probably'll edit this later.

I am an pretty filly.

He's just this guy, you know?

Roses are red, violets are blue. That was a comma splice, this one is too.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Not a changeling.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

When Star Trek and Ponies collide, there can only be Q!

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Friends aren't people who don't piss you off. They're people who are worth forgiving over and over.

Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Midwest Brony. Really appreciate critiques, especially if you catch grammatical errors. I'm far more used to prose and poetry than narrative, so any advice, hate mail, etc. is appreciated.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

space is a waste

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.