Finally got my new rig in, and by God that's got me motivated homies. We're gonna be getting some shit and getting it out pronto, now that I'm not stuck in 2011's tech. Expect some actual honest-to-God progress now, as I won't be doing things in exciting potatovision™

So, now that that's out of the way, how have you all been?

4TH OF VICTORY OVER TEA DAY APPLAUD AND BLOW SHIT UP NOW BROTHER YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.

AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK

Jesus that series turned to shit.

I realized I hadn't posted anything here since Christmas. Holy cow does time fly, am I right? But it doesn't swim, as it hates getting wet in the same way most cats do.

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Just thought I'd shoot out a quick Merry Christmas to my followers. I hope today was great and bright, even if you're lacking in the snow department like I am currently.

Top: My Keyboard
Bottom: The Document

That's all

Well, hope you Europeans hurry up and get your license to post memes, because I'd hate to see any of you get fined from the harsh new copyright laws heading towards your oppressive society. I'll be over here enjoying not only my grade A beef, but also the most freedom in the entire world.

What's that?! A new story from a dead account?! It's more likely than you think.

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So, me and my good pal Sleep Is For The Week are working together through the joys of jolly cooperation to deliver a new story to y'all. Come the 25th we'll get the first chapter of this shit down and on the site, yo. But the question I'm asking all you lovelies is this: would anyone wish to be a prereader? If so, hit one of us up. if not, hold your peace.