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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

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  • 232 weeks
    New Pc

    Finally got my new rig in, and by God that's got me motivated homies. We're gonna be getting some shit and getting it out pronto, now that I'm not stuck in 2011's tech. Expect some actual honest-to-God progress now, as I won't be doing things in exciting potatovision™

    So, now that that's out of the way, how have you all been?

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  • 254 weeks
    AMERICA WINS

    4TH OF VICTORY OVER TEA DAY APPLAUD AND BLOW SHIT UP NOW BROTHER YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

    1 comments · 287 views
  • 259 weeks
    Having trouble waking up in the morning?

    THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.

    AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK

    2 comments · 245 views
  • 271 weeks
    New Blog Post

    I realized I hadn't posted anything here since Christmas. Holy cow does time fly, am I right? But it doesn't swim, as it hates getting wet in the same way most cats do.

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    1 comments · 354 views
Dec
26th
2018

Merry Christmas · 3:26am Dec 26th, 2018

Just thought I'd shoot out a quick Merry Christmas to my followers. I hope today was great and bright, even if you're lacking in the snow department like I am currently.

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Merry Christmas to you too, you filthy animal!

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