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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

Oct
21st
2012

My reaction to seeing three crossovers and one fic where Fluttershy has a talking vagina in the featured box. · 6:54am Oct 21st, 2012

Just needed to get that off my chest. Stay classy, Fimfiction.

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Oct
2nd
2012

The Album collab · 4:47pm Oct 2nd, 2012

Well, it's been interesting; we've recently got over 50 authors together for a rave collab piece detailing a slice of life event for quite a few characters.

We're going live with 5 of them, and will be updating daily.

If this sounds like your kind of thing, bros, the link is below:

The Album

Thanks, and have fun.

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Sep
12th
2012

On the burner. · 6:36am Sep 12th, 2012

Figured I'd make another one of these nifty blaugh posts to let everyone know what I've got going on the horizon, and a brief description of each. The list is just as much for you guys as it is for me. It's nice getting my ducks in a row on what I need to prioritize, haha. So, without any further buildup, let's see what we got!

1) More work on The Impossible Dream.

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Aug
21st
2012

*Obligatory Title* · 8:16pm Aug 21st, 2012

Just giving a quick post to let anyone that's been waiting with baited breath (Namely me. Possibly only me), that the next chapter of TiD will be up later on today/tonight, and it'll be chock full of delicious, delicious exposition. Oh boy!

Now that I've got that out of the way, I'm going to plug something I helped on:

The Equestrian Bestiary: A to Z

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Jul
28th
2012

Smooth sailing · 9:48am Jul 28th, 2012

I don't post often. But when I do, it's to shamelessly promote myself.

I figured I'd open this post up to say this: You know you've been gone from your family's house for too long when you walk in, smell cinnamon rolls, and instantly think your mom's drinking a vodka mix you like, rather than making baked goods.

Moving on, I figured I'd use this blog post to brag on myself- not that I'm an egomaniac or anyth- HAHAHA.

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Almost got through that without laughing...

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Jul
21st
2012

Chapter Update 2; electric boogaloo · 1:34am Jul 21st, 2012

Just a quick post to let everyone know the next chapter should be out by Monday or Tuesday at the latest. Just figure I'd let all three of you waiting for the next chapter with baited breath to get hyped. :P

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Jul
16th
2012

Types of writers. · 3:01am Jul 16th, 2012

After consuming copious amounts of fried goods at a country fair I attended, I decided to be one of those people and put all of the worlds many talented writers in one of three categories. Because, well, hey. Every writer thinks he's got a brand new way to view things, and by God, I deserve my attempt to be pompous!

Type one: The Intellectual.

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Jul
11th
2012

Chapter Update · 5:13am Jul 11th, 2012

Oh man, this thing is taking forever. I know how I want to end the newest chapter, but it's gonna take so long to get there. Feels bad man. :(

That's all I wanted to say. I never remember to post fun or interesting things on my provided blog, so I thought a quick post might be enjoyable to me.

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May
1st
2012

Blargh · 11:22pm May 1st, 2012

This chapter is eating me alive. I'm having to tie up so many topics in previous chapters that I mentioned earlier, along with progressing the story at a reasonable rate. With any luck though, it should be ready if not this week, next. I just need to go over the chapter with a fine toothed comb, and make sure I'm not missing anything important.

Thanks for your patience, everyone who's put time into reading the story. I hope I continue to meet your expectations!

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Mar
22nd
2012

Progress · 6:34am Mar 22nd, 2012

Not sure if anyone's even gonna read this, but I figured I'd at least give a bit of a progress report on the next chapter. I'm 6000 words in, and at about the 1/3rd mark. It's going to be my biggest chapter yet, and hopefully the longest one in the entire series. At least for my sake, anyway. Haha.

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