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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

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Oct
21st
2012

My reaction to seeing three crossovers and one fic where Fluttershy has a talking vagina in the featured box. · 6:54am Oct 21st, 2012

Just needed to get that off my chest. Stay classy, Fimfiction.

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Comments ( 3 )

The crossovers, not so much, but that Bronystories piece of shit he calls a story...
I gotta agree.

Bahaahahaha! That just made my day.

To be fair, the Flutterbox story MAY be based on an old movie with a similar premise. Still, though, I'm right there with you, as you well know.

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