I saw this movie yesterday after having almost 50 dollars of drinks from the local Applebees. Turns out 50 dollars doesn't get me drunk, it only reminds me that eating at applebees is a mistake unless someone else is buying.

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Worst episode of the season, AJ carried the biggest idiot ball I've ever seen in the show, and nothing good happened ever.

Just wanted to vent while I was thinking of it. BTW I'm still alive and shit.

So, realized it's been a bit since I've just sat down and actually let you all know what was going on, where we were going, and how fast. The answer to each in succession is Work, Play, and As Fast As I Can Get Away With Reasonably.

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It's the season, babe, and I decided to give you guys a gift. Totally out of my own whims and flights of fancy, not to make up for a lax uploading schedule that has been getting shoddier by the minute because I'm (not so) secretly a hack fraud. So here's what's gonna happen. Today you're getting bare minimum 4 chapters of Dikat uploaded. These attacks will happen every two hours upon the hour until my demands are met, capitalistic pig-dogs, so hide your kids and wife, because we're going in

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So, for those of you not in the know about mi amigo Bookplayer, she's the type of gal that comes on here and writes horse words where they're horses. (I know, lame, since how can a horse punch or have a rocking pair of tits? Humanized 2: Horses 0.) Today is no exception to her horsewords. She's uploaded the first two chapters of a fic focusing on Private Pansy and Commander Hurricane. I had the great opportunity to preread for her and

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My New Story should be out and ready to look over if not right this second, then soon™. Hopefully it'll have been worth the wait, and if not, ah well, can't win 'em all. At least I got the monkey off my back and also remembered that fimfic doesn't do indentions in stories so I ate up like an hour and a half of editing because I'm retarded and forgot.

But yeah, hope you all enjoy, updates on it should be every Friday, if not sooner.

So, I think it's only natural to be a bit iffy on touching things sometimes. You get the feeling that adding a cherry to the sundae you built is a bad choice. Maybe its rotten, maybe someone has a crippling disgust of cherries. Maybe their immune system is total shit and for some reason that cherry is the metaphorical straw that breaks the camel's back and BAM, suddenly your ice cream parlor is in ruin because you forgot to make them sign a disclaimer when they walked into your damn store to

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I suddenly realized that I haven't put out a blog post in forever. Holy shit has time gotten away from me. Hot damn, this is probably exactly how [insert character from current year popular franchise] felt when he [insert end of first season finale] with [current popular actress] in [a lewd location, like a love motel, or the kitchen of a Denny's]

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Just thought I'd wish everyone a Merry (late) Christmas today and also come at you with a favor.

Well, as I've been saying the last little bit, I've been waiting on my prereaders to finish up on my Laughing Shadow sequel, and they've been running behind, such is life. So I thought I'd pass the prereading onto a few of you! Woah! What a deal!!!(!)

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