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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

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  • 235 weeks
    New Pc

    Finally got my new rig in, and by God that's got me motivated homies. We're gonna be getting some shit and getting it out pronto, now that I'm not stuck in 2011's tech. Expect some actual honest-to-God progress now, as I won't be doing things in exciting potatovision™

    So, now that that's out of the way, how have you all been?

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  • 258 weeks
    AMERICA WINS

    4TH OF VICTORY OVER TEA DAY APPLAUD AND BLOW SHIT UP NOW BROTHER YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

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  • 262 weeks
    Having trouble waking up in the morning?

    THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.

    AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK

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  • 274 weeks
    New Blog Post

    I realized I hadn't posted anything here since Christmas. Holy cow does time fly, am I right? But it doesn't swim, as it hates getting wet in the same way most cats do.

    Read More

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Jun
17th
2017

Woah · 6:26pm Jun 17th, 2017

I suddenly realized that I haven't put out a blog post in forever. Holy shit has time gotten away from me. Hot damn, this is probably exactly how [insert character from current year popular franchise] felt when he [insert end of first season finale] with [current popular actress] in [a lewd location, like a love motel, or the kitchen of a Denny's]

So, uh, how's everyone doing? I notice the site looks different. Not sure how I feel about it yet. One hand, it looks a bit less ridged and more bubbly. On the other hand, now it looks too soft, like a Downy baby wrapped in a blanket.

I'm talking about the Downy soft brand softener. Not an actual retard baby. Thought I'd clarify, since my go-to hot opinions would involve retard babies, instead of detergent, typically. Ha cha cha, dem's the jokes, kids.

Guess I should get around to posting something again. Considering I haven't for like half a fucking year at this point. Wew. Lad.

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Comments ( 6 )

More stories! TLS sequel! :D -is excited for possibilities- lol :pinkiehappy:

How's Outpoint doing?

Hey Merc, glad you're still with us (in one form or another). It's a shame you haven't had time to fill this site with more of your great content but it's also a good sign that you know real life should always be priority #1.

But yeah, I too have pretty mixed feelings about the site's new look, but I guess it's not that bad. Until next time! :raritywink:

another story like Desert Rose

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Hopefully I'll get that posted quickly, thinking a chapter a week soon™
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Need to get back into it. Been so behind on other things that my fimfic writing has suffered.
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Always good to hear from you, champ. Keep on doing the voodoo that you do so well.
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I'll see what I can do on that front!

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OMG YAY!!!!! I'm so fuckin' excited now!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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