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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

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Oct
5th
2017

Rampant Shilling · 5:33pm Oct 5th, 2017

So, for those of you not in the know about mi amigo Bookplayer, she's the type of gal that comes on here and writes horse words where they're horses. (I know, lame, since how can a horse punch or have a rocking pair of tits? Humanized 2: Horses 0.) Today is no exception to her horsewords. She's uploaded the first two chapters of a fic focusing on Private Pansy and Commander Hurricane. I had the great opportunity to preread for her and I liked it quite a bit, so expect it to be better than anything I put out.

I catch your interest? Good. The link to the story is here. She's uploading some of it now and expects to post the rest soon™

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The obvious solution is to have Tits McFists ride her equine counterpart into battle and/or adult situations.

Best not to ask what said equine counterpart is named. Unless she was raised by minotaurs or something.

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