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Merc the Jerk


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    Finally got my new rig in, and by God that's got me motivated homies. We're gonna be getting some shit and getting it out pronto, now that I'm not stuck in 2011's tech. Expect some actual honest-to-God progress now, as I won't be doing things in exciting potatovision™

    So, now that that's out of the way, how have you all been?

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    THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.

    AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK

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  • 274 weeks
    New Blog Post

    I realized I hadn't posted anything here since Christmas. Holy cow does time fly, am I right? But it doesn't swim, as it hates getting wet in the same way most cats do.

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Dec
23rd
2017

Christmas Time · 5:17pm Dec 23rd, 2017

It's the season, babe, and I decided to give you guys a gift. Totally out of my own whims and flights of fancy, not to make up for a lax uploading schedule that has been getting shoddier by the minute because I'm (not so) secretly a hack fraud. So here's what's gonna happen. Today you're getting bare minimum 4 chapters of Dikat uploaded. These attacks will happen every two hours upon the hour until my demands are met, capitalistic pig-dogs, so hide your kids and wife, because we're going in hard.

And on that note, thank you all very much for sticking with me through the years, even if I on occasion make like a deadbeat dad and don't show up as often as I should. Between work, attempting to write my own original stories, and G4 slowly winding down, I've not had as much time as in the past to do more horsewords, even if I do enjoy a lot of it still, and still enjoy the fandom and the people I met within it. So, yeah. Thanks for not giving up on me yet, boys and girls. And a Merry Christmas to all of you, I hope it's a great one that isn't too hectic or anything. Maybe get a chance to catch up with family and the like.

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Comments ( 3 )

Ok so you have posted two... xD gimme moooore I'm excited!

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HO HO HO! MERRY LATEMAS!

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Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!

(But... bad Merc! For being late on your every two hours posting!)

lol

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