I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

https://www.patreon.com/sirleadhead

I got nothin'...

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm just here to write.