Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.
Zecora is the perfect Waifu. She has hair and all her own teeth. She will never grow wings or fall in love with a spiky blue-haired punk rocker. This is Science and cannot be denied.
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
H'lo. I'm DJ, which stands for Dawn Jewel, not Disc Jockey. I'm a shy introvert who pretends to be confident a lot. Shhh. I'm pretty good with poetry and songwriting. Talk to me, if you'd like.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!
Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.
D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.
Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.
Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.
I'm just someone who looks at pony-related things on the internet.
I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.