Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer.

A Cruel And Terrible Crustacean

yes

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

A quiet person who likes to read pony stories.

Something-something horse narrations.

She/Her (Trans). Occasional Writer, Storm Chaser, SFM Artist and Former Special Events Staff at Ponyville Ciderfest. PFP by LincolnBrewsterFan.