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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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Princess Celestia is bored. Nopony loves her, everypony seems to have somepony else that really likes them but she doesn't. But she decides that if she is going to find true love, she had to go out and search for it! So, she gives the throne to Luna for the day and goes out to find her one true special somepony.

A story I wrote just because. Seriously, there is no purpose other than to maybe get my brain flowing so I could work on my story Broken Blossom. if you take any part of this seriously or say that I'm just trying to make a knockoff of Teh Spiderses, you have missed the point.

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What. Did. I. Just. Read?

Got a chuckle out of that story, even though it's filled with a multitude of typos

2388599 Kinda the idea.

I think you're a few days late to the bandwagon, my friend.

2388632 I didn't make this to get views, I made this because and to get my brain flowing so I could get to work on my ongoing story. That's all. I am well aware of Teh Spiderses. This story has no purpose.

All of my wat. None of it was conserved. Not even the emergency rations.

A story with absolutely no purpose!
Love it!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found Romeo and Juliet funny.

Yay crackfics! :pinkiehappy:

This story... Too beautiful. It flowed so well, no errors, explained everything... Best story EVER!!!!!

I really have nothing else to describe my reaction to this except for:

Nice... scary but nice....

Were you drunk when you wrote this?

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But... Errors...
SO MANY SPELLINGS.
I HAS A BRAIN HURT.

2484484 I was hyper and tired if that counts. I wrote it to be dumb.

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Oh.
Okay.
...
Still though...
I WAS BORN A GRAMMAR NAZI AND I WILL COMMENT A GRAMMAR NAZI.

Has anybody seen my god?

He was here just a minute ago...

:rainbowlaugh: This whole thing was just silly, but funny.

So...many...misspellings...

2548077 Gee, wonder why that might be.

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I know, there is no reason to correct it because it was just to get your brain juice flowing, so it's Perfectly Fine :pinkiecrazy: Just Fine. :pinkiecrazy:

WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING WHEN YOU DID THIS AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME!?

Can we just look at this....

Well, it all started when Opal fell in love with Winona. See, since dogs and cats fight all of the time, Winona's cat parents and Opal's dog parents said that Opal and Winona couldn't be together so Opal did this plan where she preteneded to be dead so that Winona could come for her but Winona didn't know that so she went to where Opal was buried and killed herself then Opal woke up and killed herself and Rarity and Applejack have been dealing with that.

This almost sounds like a really mother-bucking famous story written by a mother-bucking famous writer. ALMOST

Just sayin' :pinkiecrazy:

Wow.....did you have a stroke? Or smoke your weight in weed.....after dunking it in bleach?

Defiantly your best work. Some parts even rivaled the work of Shakespeare.

I like the characterization in this story. You can really feel Celestia's frustration and heartbreak, be amused by those silly cats and dogs, and take joy in the unity of Sees Bad And Moolestia.

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Some parts even rivaled the work of Shakespeare.

By rivaled, don't you mean ripped off? :rainbowlaugh:

The true purpose of learning how to properly spell and grammerate is to be able to create new words and rules according to the previously established rules in order to consciously demonstrate the ideas and ideals one tries to show.

So this is a perfect demonstration of perfect control of speech. Well maybe not perfect but nice.

2548077 its bronywriter. Maybe he likes putting typos in his stories

This is what happens when you smoke crack while writing a story.

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