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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders, frustrated with their lack of success, begin searching through Twilight's library in an attempt to find out more information about cutie marks themselves in the hope that they will finally understand the way to get their cutie marks. However, the trio runs across an ancient book containing evil spells and they attempt to get their cutie marks in the worst way possible...
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Now with its own TV Tropes page! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheCutieMarkCrusadersBringAboutTheApocalypse

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 260 )

It's funny and sort of belivable. I'm pretty sure that throwing the chicken out of the window actually completed the ritual.

Cutie Mark Crusader Cthulhu Cultists! Yay!

Love it:pinkiehappy:
Thought this isn't the first time the CMC have tried to do evil magic out of a book they found by breaking a wall/floor/ceiling(Its been in my ideas folder for awhile) this is the best I've seen up to date.:raritywink:
Please continue:pinkiehappy:

.......................................................:scootangel: must. follow. STORY

Well, my interest is perked. Can't wait to see where this leads.

Awww. they failed? So much for summoner cutie marks.

BronyWriter.... you write faster then I can read. I love this story, though.

"Oh," he said in a surprised voice. "It's you three!"

"Which three?" asked Twilight as she walked down the stairs to the door.

"The Cutie Mark Crusaders," replied Spike. Twilight reached the door and gave the three fillies a happy smile.

"Hello you three," she said. "Are you out crusading for your cutie marks today?"

"Yep," said Apple Bloom. "In fact, that's why we're here."

Awkward sentences and overuse of words galore!

Cutie Mark Crusaders evil overlords, go! Use the 'daw' bomb and complete your evil plan for world destruction! :scootangel::applecry::unsuresweetie:
Also first comment evar!
Awww... ritual ruined, oh well, on to the next apocolypse :pinkiecrazy::twilightsheepish:

The book probably looked like this:

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Also they could have used Scootaloo for the blood sacrifice. :twilightsmile:

:pinkiecrazy: i love this, make this like bible black plz plz plz plz plz plz

Google translated some of the incantations, laughed my ass off. Who knew part the MLP opening song was an ancient ritual to summon evil gods?

This is win pure win!

Most awesome Rickroll i have ever seen.
Bloody brilliant.

I laughed so hard at the Rick roll

Good dark humour is so rare to come by. Have a thumbs up and a favorite.

The Latin incantation had me bursting out with laughter, and that is something that doesn't happen often.

Very, VERY interesting. I hope that you do continue this story.

"Oh no you don't,” said the dragon. “You're not using me as a blood sacrifice to summon ancient evil!"
"Your loss I guess," said Apple Bloom.
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I can see why this has zero dislikes so far

Oh dear.... this will not end well.

Yes, the Rock Roll of the end of days, awesome!

I've heard people call Rickrolling evil before, but geez... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png

Funny story, though why you didn't use the song 'End of the world as we know it' I don't know. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png

Oh crackfic, it's been a while

Tell me how accurate my translations are. Its been ages since my CCD schooling. :derpytongue2:


"Now we're going to call up the ancient gods, I think"
"I guess we can do that,"
"But seriously, who is dumb enough to actually read the ritual to summon the death and destruction?"
"But the dark spirits are controlling us!"
"My fault"
"I have failed."
"A moose once bit my sister"
"Surely you can not be serious."
"My little PONY, My Little Pony"
"I used to wonder what friendship could be."

Pax

So the Word's from Never gonna give you up is the final incantation? Soon all of Equestria will be forced to listen to it.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you"
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I hope this is the Season 3 premiere. Very good fic.

Okay, you, sir, have brought tears to my eyes! First, the "ancient language"! Best. Demonic. Ritual. Ever. Then, the RickRoll! Seriously, just wonderful!:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile::raritystarry:

1286794 Thank you! You are too kind. I hope you like what I have in store for this!

Well things have taken a turn for the worse, Brian Blessed is worried
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Edit: Still a very good fic though

Lolz! :rainbowlaugh: Loving this, keep on being awesome! AND DON'T STOP WRITING. :flutterrage:

Great chapter! Also this story managed to conveniently update after I read the second chapter xD Anyways, keep up the good work!

They've gone crazy! Very funny.

Is this a dark tag and a comedy tag I see? Good lord. Must read.

I really don't know what to make of this story...

Other than it is AWESOME and I was especially excited to find it updated again after I got back from getting dinner.

If you needed a reference pony for the application to submit to ED, I would gladly give you a 5:moustache: rating!

You have earned it!

"But explosives are awesome!" said Scootaloo as she excitedly buzzed her wings.

That's what I always say!

I just want to make something clear. I am perfectly okay with this story ending without everyone being saved, and the CMC are rulers of equestria. Just gonna put that out there.

1288091
I third that, and say again that I welcome our new overlords!
Royal Guard: Celestia! the armies of darkness are besieging Canterlot Castle! what should we do!?
Celestia: Love and Tolerate my little pony, Love and Tolerate...

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