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How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

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Ebony, a gothic unicorn studying in Canterlot, is just as Satan made her: beautiful and perfect in every Way (geddit?). Join her as she lives and loves alongside her fellow goths, fends off preps, and struggles to reconcile her feelings for her two best friends.

There's also some claptrap about a hospital, but don't pay attention to that.

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 125 )

Ponified My Immortal. I laughed at this almost as much as I did the real one.

This needs a lot of work but could become one of the better stories if you fixed the kinks.

186926 It's supposed to be bad. It's a pony version of My Immortal, a Harry Potter fanfic notable for being one of the worst things ever written.

Alright, there's actually a problem with this.

You're already mad.

Gilesbie doesn't go mad until later chapters.

186928 I think the spelling is to good at points it neds supifyd

186929 Gilesbie was always mad. Raven was her stabilizing influence. In this story, Gilesbie is Esmerelda/Emserelda/Emeralda/Toucan Sam/Carol's stabilizing influence. It's the mad leading the mad.

But I digress. U R A PREP N A FLAMR

Wow. I should have expected this.

Hah, and it's already better than 95% of pony fanfiction.

To put it lightgly, nothing short of utter bollocks.
It's really annoying to read with such bad writing. Not just bad spelling.

Was the original really this terrible? Or is it making fun of how terrible it was by being worse. I could picture something like this being popular.

Anyway, I can't believe I read the whole thing.

187231 Wow. Someone who hasn't read the original story.

I think if someone were to just glance at that other story on my profile, and notice the gulf in quality difference between the two, they'd catch on that this is supposed to be a trollfic. I mean, I put "ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL" in the description. I don't know how much more obvious I can be.

Shoot, and here I was hoping for a full five stars. Oh well. I'll just blame prepz and flamerz.

Definition of LULZ!


"Her real name is Crimson B'lood, but her pearents named her Twilight Sparkle bcause her real name was too gothic."
( I had to read the sentence about 17 times before my brain just gave up on the thought.)

4/10 on trolling attempt, just because it was funny.

I haven't read the original, but I figured that you were trolling if you weren't it would have been extremely sad. Nicely done.

My Immortal was one of the funniest yet most depressing 'works' of literature to ever grace mankind. I automatically like any and all parodies of it. Especially pony ones.

Aslo im totes cumpltey goffik 2!!!"111 I thaut i was the only one hoo cut myself darkly. Don't let dem stoopid PREPS get u dwn!

As an admirer of the great Tara Gilesbie, I can say that you have done a wonderful job channeling the spirit of the original masterpiece. Everything is there... the blatant self-insert Mary Sue protagonist, the horrible grammar, spelling errors galore, inconsistent and meandering plot, everypony out-of-character, names spelled differently every time... my heart is filled with joy as it evokes the feelings of awe that the Original inspired when my eyes first gazed upon it's prose. It is almost perfect, but I know the best is yet to come; my body shudders in anticipation of the part where Esmerelda and Tara will have their inevitable feud over the poster and sweater, a conflict whence resulted Tara's best writings in the Original.

I can't find a decent picture of Princess Celestia to caption, so I'll just leave this here:

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But seriously tho, don't let teh prepz and flammers git u daown. :pinkiecrazy:

This is horrible, but then I remember the original and I can't stop myself from laughing. Four and a half stars, simply because it's a great parody. I can't bring myself to give you five because this really is awful, though. Like, stunningly bad.

Celestia's School for Gifted Unicrons!!?? Wasn't ONE Unicron bad enough!??
Heh. This is so delightfully wretched :pinkiecrazy:

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Well, since Tara Gilesbie is this story's version of Raven, I think that some bleeding between the original and the new is inevitable.

geddit bleeding bcuz im goffik n i lik blod

I have to keep reminding myself that this is intentional. It's the only way I can keep from putting my fist through the screen.
I think if I ever tried to read the original my brain would likely melt.

I haven't read the original, but I still really enjoy this for some raison. Stay amazing, author.

Shit. The chapter ended before I could finish clopping.

Ezn

Truly one of the great literary works of our time. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

the pallid face of my life

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This is one of the greatest fan-fictions I've ever read...

*sob*

I must go cut myself because of the amazing-ness of this story....

I can't. Stop. Laughing. :rainbowlaugh: I re-read this chapter just now (read the rest this morning) and noticed "Professor Cheerios". Every word of this is priceless, and I NEED MOAR NOW.

364733 i noow rhgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!

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Sh'd a horribly bitch. When Daashy went gofth and changd hur naem too Slashie...
(cuz she lieks to cutting and her comtrail if ablud insfead or perepr gaybowes 'nshit)
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Dat bitch fuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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366723 Consider yourself plagiarized, Painbow Slash.

New concept. Fluttershy Knife.
It's like a butterfly knife, but really quiet. And it apologizes to your kidney afterwards.
I have no Idea if this is relevant so have a gothic Shy.

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I'm dying right now:rainbowlaugh: . ''Discord and his discordant disco dancers'' ? That needs it's own PMV! :moustache:

438762 i kknow,irght!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!11

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