Celestia drunkenly writes in her diary about the mane 6. Teen due to language and sexual themes
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Lovely.
2185634 why thank you
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A jim carrey reference no doubt. That and it looks like Applejack is royally fucked...just without royal. 
On another note....Celestia....you done goofed.
2185657 here have a
You deserve 6/5
Oh and I must add in a Big MacIntosh
2185723 thanks bud
2185727 Welcome and I told you it was fun to write when drunk. XD
2185690
Okay that is the best reaction that twilight could of ever had.
2185919 I thought it was a nice touch
DAYAM!!! Twilight jealous!
2185989 heehee
"Mature" is a bit excessive since you didn't, for instance, go into explicit detail on exactly what Celestia would like to do to Applejack. "Teen" would be a better fit. That said, I get that this was supposed to be a comedy and all, but in my experience, alcohol doesn't completely derail your character, and even if it did, Twilight would still have no excuse. You could have still ended on a one liner, but it would have worked better directed at Celestia.
Oh God, this really is brain poison... Celestia is such a bitch when she is drunk. As for Applejack, really!? I mean come on, Applejack is generally accepted as a background pony anyways.
Anywho, uh oh... I dropped something... Oh shit sorry.
Final Verdict: Princess 'I'm a bitch' basically, but I like it none the less.
2186112 sorry i put it as mature mainly because of the heavy language
That was awesome, please write another one, for maybe Luna, or even Chrysalis while she was disguised.
2187478 You could still put a Teen tag y'know. But enough rambling! Better story then the one I make every time I get a LITTLE tipsy.
2187863 only when drunk off my ass
2187868 I went ahead and changed it
My sides!!!!
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Drunken ramblings are best ramblings. Good story, Distorted!
2188339>>2188352 I'm glad y'all liked it
2186960 you know you're getting a punch in the arm next time I see you for that background pony comment right?
2188532 Yes I am aware of that XD, but really I was just trolling with that comment.
2188697 i know you were
Come on, Celestia, Applejack? Is boring sexy? I just don't understand.
2189857 Hey now. AJ is fun. SHe is also well toned if you know what i mean
2189864
I'm just jealous of how extremely amazing Applejack is over all the other ponies.
Pure greatness.
2189870 its true its true
2189932 you're damn right it is
Awesome
Brilliant! And... shit, someone who at the time was drunk has better grammar then me. sad face.....
2234740 well i like to pride myself in using good grammar. If i didnt use it when drunk, what kind of writer would i be
writing a story when drunk? i like it!
2285699 would this be considered drunkception?
I think it would!
2285713 Mind = blowed
is blowed a word?
2286428 we can make an exception
Dear Distorted,
I write stories when I'm piss-ass drunk, too.
WOW!! This shall get interesting! You should do one for Discord and Chrysalis as well!
2288103 Right now the agenda only has the three remaining princesses on it. but I may do others
2288149 Well, however you do so, I will be reading them
“I may have had a baker's dozen worth of shots.”
“Sister, do you even know how many are in a baker's dozen?”
“By my count, thirty-seven.”
Red vs Blue reference!
2454468 glad somebody finally caught that
oh believe me Celestia, I can understand your thoughts about AJ... *drools*
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