hey guys. ive been wanting to get back into writing for a while but havent had the time or motivation. I'm sorry. I promise to get a new chapter of something up by the end of may. once again, I'm sorry.

Love,
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I love my job. I really do. I mean, I get to dig graves for people. But it severely hurts my writing. Im trying to get back into it. I want to continue Yay For Boobies. Also, another Drunken Ramblings might be coming soon. Idk though. It all depends on my mood when I'm drunk. And that depends on the booze. Namely rum black spiced of the kraken variety. Currently accepting donations. Please send blank checks to Arkansas. Seriously though. I love y'all and I don't want to fall off the face of the

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on the Topic of Yay for Boobies it is currently delayed because of two reasons. One, my work life takes up most of time. on a related note to that I got to dig the grave for a baby yesterday. That kinda hurt emotionally. Reason two is that I've been reading. A lot. I feel reading helps me become a better writer. I have read roughly 1000 pages in the past 3 days. Im hoping to write tomorrow after brunch with my family.

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Yay for Boobies chapter 2 is 1/4 of the way finished. I had a snag in the plot but i figured out how to circumvent it. Im currently editing a story called Absolution. The next chapter should be edited tomorrow. Sorry for not posting at all last week, was really busy with work then was out of town for the weekend without internet. Oh and I'm getting my first tattoo on Tuesday.
Love,
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So I just posted a new story http://www.fimfiction.net/story/185183/yay-for-boobies it was just for fun and I did have fun. now I must sleep for work in the morning. night all
Love,
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they are quite wonderful are they not they jiggle, they bounce, they flop all over the place. who does not like a nice pair of boobies. To all my female followers out there, thank you. you are wonderful and amazing. Not just for your boobs though. its mainly for... well ok its the boobs. yall have a wonderful night

Hey guys. After writing the last chapter of Color Schemes came out I realized I don't want to write anymore. Therefore, all my current stories will be cancelled. Have a great April fools. Love ya
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I lost it. Everything I had written on Color Schemes past the teaser somehow got deleted off my computer. Not to worry though I am currently fixing it. Might take a bit longer than expected though
Sorry for the delay yall,
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I hate to say this yall but Im leaving. I cant find any solace in ponies anymore. I cant write, I cant find joy and some of the other fans just drive me crazy.
Love,
Distorted Truth

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OK. Now that I have my computer back and I've settled in I can finally write. I'll start tomorrow after jamming a bit with my band. Color Schemes should have a new chapter out really soon
Love,
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