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TomTheHunkyDiamond


A quote from those that know him: "Eat a Dick"

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After Scootaloo finds out she likes fillies instead of colts she thinks she is a freak. Everyone is out to prove her otherwise though...

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I like it so far my first f/f story and I will read this and decide to read more or not :eeyup: and will there be BIG Mac:twilightblush:

2064694 he might make an appearance, ya never know

Rainbow had broken down the door and tackled the drunk stallion to the floor, pinning him down and saying that if he ever did anything bad to Scootaloo again she would make sure it would be impossible for him to have any more children.

Damn, Rainbow Dash is awesome. :) I like this so far, looking forward to more! It's also interesting to see Dash in this role - as Scootaloo's legal guardian, in theory she should be more like a mother than a big sister, the same way Applejack is to Apple Bloom. That's a role we rarely see Dash in, so it should be interesting. :)

why is scoots so worried about being gay?

Its a really good story and why wouldn't scootaloo be scared I would too if I as her all around great so far :raritywink:

2064797 I have an idea about that that'll all make sense soon.

Oof... this is a serious real-life issue that is quite difficult to tackle, but I am quite impressed. Poor Scootaloo, though. :raritycry:

Ooh boy, THE FEELS, MAN!!:fluttercry:
Definitely gonna be watching more of you! The concept of Scoots being a fillyfooler has been done to death but this seems like an interesting, and more original, concept than how most would write it. I LIKE IT! 5 MACS OUTTA 5!!!
:eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup:

2074050 HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A RATING SYSTEM BUT THANKS ANYWAY! Anyway the new chapter is being proofread right now so you discovered it at a good time

2074056 WELL YOU CAN THANK MY MELON-EATING DINGOS FOR THAT!!! But that is totally full of awesomesauceness, like that one time I made peach pie with cranberries...... Still have no clue how the hell that worked out but WHOOO GIVEZ AH BUCKH??? :rainbowderp:
But i was wondering if you had time to spare, could you possibly sorta maybe read my story and see whatcha think? IT'S GOT FILLYFOOLERS! Well, in the first chapter... Eh, idk. Good day to you, TOM, i hope alligators come to flak your jackets! :pinkiecrazy:

2074085 BRO I LIKE YOUR STYLE! I think that we could be crazy buddies, make all the poeple look at us weird and then jam the spear of happiness directly into their eye sockets and wiggle it about like a toddler with necrophillia. Anyway I will TOTALLY give your story a look because fillyfoolers are best foolers!

2074110 ALL DAY ERREDAY! AND don't forget to sprinkle friendship salt on their gluteus maximuses! AND that coltcuddlers are best cuddlers! But wait, what about metro-hetero and Jenny the straight???:pinkiesad2:

2074136 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT FRIENDSHIP DUST SOUNDS LIKE COCAINE! WE NEED TO FIND CHARLIE SHEEN AND THEN WE CAN KICK THIS PARTY INTO OVERDRIVE BEEYATCH!

2074150 PLASTER SOME PLASTER ON THE WALL AND MAIL IT TO PAULA DEEN AND CALL IT BUTTER! wait....:facehoof:

2074206 I can't believe it's not butter! WELL YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE BITCH BECAUSE YOUR WORLD IS GOING TO BURN DOWN!

2074220 WITH CANDYCANES AND BATHTUBS!! TOGETHER WE WILL RID THE WORLD OF LOGIC AND REASON, AND WE WILL MAKE NO HISTORY IN THE POSSIBLE OF FOUR TIMES MORE!!!! TO ARMS! MINUS THE LEGS, AND HOLD THE DRESSING!!! I LIKE MY SALAD NAKED!!

2074234 I LIKE MY STEAK LIKE I LIKE MY WOMEN! RAW AND BLOODY! wait, what?

2074242 HOLY SHIEETT!! We should, like totally do something together, but idk how collabs work. BROS B4 HOES!!! SCREW GARDENING EQUIPMENT WE DONT NEED YOU!

2074266 You shoul have a look at my fic 'Things that come out of my head when I haven't slept' to see if our capacities for insanity are the same, if so.... WHOEVER BROUGHT US TOGETHER WILL RUE THE DAY THIS MAGNIFICENT FRIENDSHIP WAS STRUCK UP! WE SHALL CRUSH WHOEVER STANDS IN OUR WAY! SHOVELS ARE FOR CHUMPS!

2074278THEN I SHALL READ THE THING THAT CAME OUT OF YOUR HEAD CALLED WORDS ON THIS WEBSITE FOR MULTICOLORED PWNIES!!!!!!!!! ONWARD! ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT, GENTLY THROUGH THE WOODS, DASTARDLY, DASTARDLY, DASTARDLY, JUST LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD!!!!!!!!!

2074290 OH FUCK I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH CLINT EASTWOOD AND YOUR MAGICAL LANDBOATS. THIS IS WITCHCRAFT! THE ONLY THING I'LL BE HAVING IS GYPSY FORTUNETELLING AND SHAMAN RITUALS AROUND HERE!

2074306QUICK CALL ZECORA!! WE'LL USE HER AS A SACRIFICE TO THE GOD OF FLAMING RAPE SNAKES SO THEY CAN HAVE DELICIOUS BACON!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT A RHYMING STEREOTYPE!! SHE MAKES WRITING HARD!!! BURN THE BITCH!

Wow, Scootaloo's "father" really messed her up bad. I hope he's rotting in a dungeon deep in the pits of tartarus. Also go Big Mac! :eeyup:

I wish I could break the fourth wall so I could comfort Scootaloo. Alas, I'm not Pinkie Pie.

Moremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremore please.

This put the tears in the place where eyes are. Also, "juices of despair"? Where did that awesome yet funny phrase come from?? It made GWAFWAFWAFAFAWAWA! Then Mac happened an many d'aawws were had. We need more!! How long be this quick-moving story of self empowermentness???

2094213 There will be more! Sometime in the near future hopefully. Stuff is happening in the horrible thing called real life that most of us have to endure. *shudders* So I won't be able to get any chapters out for a bit. :twilightsmile:

Big Mac never swears... I like this new version of him!

2098763 In this version he's calm as always in normal situations. But when the shit hits the fan he starts to kick flank and chew bubblegum, and he's all out of bubblegum. YES I MADE A REFERENCE

2098574
What is this "real life" you speak of?

BIG MACINTOSH FTW :eeyup: and I feel bad for scoots but she just realized it so how and why did her "father" call her a fillyfooling freak but I like the twist

2132049 repressed emotions bro, never nice

I love it when Big Mac speaks like this. :eeyup: Adds to that awesome character of his.

2168113 I was actually really worried about my characterization of Big Mac, I'm glad you think it's okay!

I hope they can get through to Scootaloo! This is really good, can't wait for more :)

She let out a his of air through her teeth and groaned.

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moar please?

2243681 ah, thank you. And there should be more at some point in the future. I'm just a bit crap at deadlines, and everything else to do with writing

>>TomTheHunkyDiamond

Your not crap at writing. I think it's a cute story so far with good potential. Although I'd like to see more :applecry:.

Brilliant! I love this so far.

We need more! I've been waiting for months!

MOAR!!!!!!!!
Um... if its ok with you....

this is good cant w8 for more

Yay!!!! I've been waiting for this story to update. It was well worth the wait.

2975939 Thanks! I apologise for the long wait! I'd say it's not gonna happen again... but I can't really guarantee that...

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While I hope it doesn't, if it does with how these chapters have been going I know it'll be worth it.

WTF is up with your avatar? Oh you wanted me to comment on the story, right. Interesting take on Scootaloo. I wonder how the trying to kill ones self will play out later on? Can't be ignored after all...

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