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whatmustido


God, I'm so sorry.

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You are Rarity, and you are not that much a fan of Twilight right now. After she got you stuck in this strange new world, you've been wondering just how you'll get home. And when you first meet the denizens of this strange realm, your confusion and desire to return home only begin to grow. What's a lady to do?

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Comments ( 143 )

Nav, why are you making so many new stories? Also are you going to post prostitute anon here?

1993836
I wrote this story a little while ago. I just prosed it. I will post PA later, when Sawhorse finishes the cover art for it.

1993841
Alright. Also:

You hear a loud click as one of his hands move and something flies out of the stick to hit you on the face. His hand goes back to where it was with another loud click.

I thought she was tranquilized before I realized a double barrel, or a bolt action does that. Might want to clear that up maybe.

1993879
Rarity has no idea what it is. Why would the reader? It's cleared up to the reader when it's cleared up to Rarity.

This story is actually pretty chill, looking forward to new chapters.

Not bad.
Good structure and smooth dialogue.
Will keep an eye on.

Though, the trend of naming the character Anonymous is irritating as hell.
It's almost as bad as when the character's name is *********.
:twilightangry2:

Just pick a damn name.

1994211
It started on 4chan with the Anonymous in Equestria threads. And don't worry, he'll get an actual name. He just questioned the wisdom of giving his actual name to something like her right before admitting that he's a criminal. We'll learn in it two chapters.

1994239

I first thought that you were going to go for a less intelligent protagonist because of the comedy tag, but after reading it....

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A new story by the godlike Whatmustido?
Wait... Shit, a new story by whatmustido. Welp, I don't want to have a life anyways. I will anxiously wait for you to continue.

1995031
This one shouldn't be nearly as long. No promises about the sequel, if I decide to do it.

1995039 Damnit. Although, I do see a negative to this story...
It means less time on a certain story of yours... *Hint Hint Wink Wink Nudge Nudge*

1995066
I already have five chapters written and I'll probably only write about five more. I pushed out these five within a week.

I lol'd heartily.

A Serbian Film?
Oh Rarity, you poor mare.
Good news is there isn't much worse out there.
And as for the porn.
I think I'm going to bastardize John Paul Jones for this one, "I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FUCK!"
Cause damn.

Oh noes, the government found me!

2001428
Again, it isn't going to go grim derp.
2000443
I'm almost positive that I'm not going to add sex to this story. Maybe the sequel, if I actually feel like writing it.

2001438 I wasn't implying it was going to go 'grim derp', I'm just assuming from the metal container smashing through the window and spewing gas would mean the government found out about a small, technicolor unicorn.

2001446
Oh. Well, in my (lack of) experience, the guvmint finding ponies in stories like this usually isn't good. Since I've only ever read the beginning of one story like this, that doesn't necessarily mean much.

2001438
Oh, I don't really care if there is or not, I was just making a crack on how humans go for so much longer.

its the goverment!!! RUN E-T RUN!!!!!:raritydespair:

Interresting twist of the usual PoE/HoE.

Oh, oh I love this.
You've got yourself a reader 8D

it seems Rarity likes porn

this intrigues me. carry on

My god, a story where the government and military aren't faceless evil mooks?!
They're actually normal people?

Excuse me for a moment, I need to look outside.
*cracks a window*
Well, I'll be damned. It's snowing down here and Satan's kicking ass in a massive snowball fight.

Also, Marshall cracks me up.

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2008571
Sorry for ruining your expectations. My dad was a cop and I grow very, very tired of people saying all cops are dicks. I figured the same was true of military and the government. Honestly, I figure if anything most of the soldiers would be more afraid of her than she is of them.
2008677
Wait until the next chapter when she gets a book from the library.
2008649
Always happy to please. And always happy to hear I got readers.

2008822
My brain is currently fried due to a cold and the subsequent cold medicine, so my ability to process inflection in text is diminished and I want this to be clear.

I like how you've portrayed the military and government.
It's very nice to see a story have them actually be human, since that's what they are, rather than an unfeeling machine that some people seem to think they are.
I was happy to see them doing their job to protect the community and in the process give the trans-dimensional visitor a better perspective of the world as a whole, than some drugged out criminal who would obviously say the world and it's leaders are shit.

So, once again I want to say I like what you've written and how it's gone.

Good chapter, I look forward to the next.

i love the way this story is going! keep it up!

:raritydespair: Oh celesia why indeed. That was funny.

Good chapter.

“This one is… oh, about forty pounds. Mine is over a hundred, I think.”

The most I can is 50lbs at 24". What was the draw on his?

2016845
One hundred and ten or so. It's really not important.

They’re pretty much swear and risk future problems or don’t swear and probably rot in this room until Twilight can get you back.

This sentence just didn't feel right to me. I think "it's" might work better.

“Let’s see… blood of the innocent and flesh of human infants.” He looks up at you. “It’s quite simple. Can you eat that?”

I laughed at that.

2016871
I'd say he's pretty physically built then. Also I keep thinking about the Fifty Shades of Gay picture on AiE when this was mentioned.

Fifty Shades of Grey

Also it's nice to know, you're serious about writing things, as you didn't go over 9000 here.

Eventually the scientist reports it at a thousand. You punch the target so hard that it creaks. “Over two thousand.”

2016995
I think over nine thousand pounds of pressure would destroy their instruments.

You expected a book with the title of Fifty Shades of Grey to be boring, but this… It puts a heat in a place you aren’t comfortable having one right now.

Why would you make her read this???????:facehoof:

2017145
I imagine the guard walked down to the small library on the base and asked someone for a smutty romance and that was the first thing he was given. I haven't read the books and I don't know much about them, other than that they're about some bondage shit or something.

2017104
Concrete that dries at high heat can withstand 12000psi. Of course that's used for maximum security prisons though. Do you know about the Dragonball Z thing a lot of people keep going about with the "What does the scouter say about his power level" "Over nine thousand" crap.

2017940
I know. I'm just saying that it would probably break their target. Aside from it looking stupid, that is.

2017944
Yeah. Also how's Diaries coming along or have you finally hit a writers block?

2018038
Chapter's almost finished. I hit a real life block.

2018068
Well that sucks. I hope you can get past it. :pinkiesmile:

“Be that as I may, I have to try.

As it may.

And...

There are cameras in your room. If you ever want ‘private time’ again, please give us some kind of signal so we can leave the room or something.

OH CELESTIA WHY?!

It now hurts to move, to much laghter.

Well it's good to know someone else here knows about radium being used in watches. They should have stopped after the radium girls incident though. Do they still use radium nowadays?

2021801
I have no clue. I originally had it very different, but a fucking physicist spent several hours thinking about it and wrote a long comment about the reasoning behind what it was not working and then proposed an alternate solution of using radiation. He then told me to use a watch. This is the result.

If you're interested: http://pastebin.com/M8tPUhA0

2021811
Well fuck. Google comes to save the day. Also this story is pretty interesting. When did you get into PiE?

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