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Anon has been living in Equestria for some time, and has very little to show for it. Shunned away from most cities, he finds solitude of a sort in Ponyville. But there are few places for an omnivore to satisfy all his appetites, so when he meets a fellow omnivore, both parties find more uses from the other than they'd expect.
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I have no idea why I wrote this. However, I apologize for nothing.
10/10 would cum inside the stuffed beavers.
YEAH!!!! CHUCK TESTA
STUFF ALL THE PETS
You should have named him Chuck Testa and have him reveal his last name at the end after just calling him Chuck in the story
like "After all, you ARE Chuck Testa" at the very end
1989235
I had to look that person up. God I love shitty homemade commercials.
1989254 It was an old meme and it's still an old meme
Well I learned something today. You can preserve hides with animal brains.
1989318
You have to boil them and mash them until it's souplike, then soak the hide in it for some time.
1989321
Boil them, mash them, stick 'em in a stew.
1989490
Once again, I apologize for nothing. I might have another story coming up tomorrow, if I feel like it.
NOOOO not Angel Bunny he's a THUG!
1990457
Nothing I write that isn't Diaries is serious. I try and try, but all I can write is comedy... It's a curse. And if you look at it, Diaries is kind of a Comedy.
That was so wrong yet so funny
Thumbs up.
Don't know how and idea like this gets into one's head, and I don't really like first-person stories, but what the hell. I don't really know what it is, but I like it! Have some thumbs.
1991172
Good thing this wasn't first person, then. The idea actually came to me while I was doing a podcast. Someone mentioned training to be a mortician and someone else mentioned stuffing pets. I remembered that I had some knowledge about taxidermy and figured that could make a funny story. This is the result.
Oh gawd. This can ONLY end horribly.
...
AND I CANT WAIT TO READ MORE!
Dude, you really need to make a sequel for this. This is freaking awesome.
By the four this story totally deserved the Dark/Comedy tag and that's exactly the kind of humor i need at 01:00 AM in the morning my friend!
Sequel.
Bwuahahah glorious
Excellent...
>Complete
But WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
1989328 Oh my god. That song... I've heard it so long ago.
At first, I was like," WHY DID FLUTTERSHY HAVE TO BE MADE CRY?!?"
But then I was like," KILL THE CURSED DEMON BUNNY AND STRING HIM UP IN MANY FUNNY POSITIONS!"
YESH!!!!!!!!!!!
first I was like: don't kill Angel
And then: oh wait, no kill him, kill him, kill him
DESTROY THE WHITE DEMON!
RIP OUT ITS INTENSINES!
Gilda,Feel free to tear angel to all fuck, But Bitch leave gummy alone!
OK. Mean but pretty funny.
You know, there needs to be moar of this.
1989328 She's taking the pets to Anon-gard!
She's taking the pets to Anon-gard!
She's taking the pets to Anon-gard!-gard!-gard!-gard!
Do a sequel
4656729
I agree. More is needed.
Okay I'm laughing. Its evil but I'm laughing. Thank you for this.
So, the only remaining question is how long before it is Fluttershy's turn.
4861335
I think the better question is what you want Anon to stuff Fluttershy with. Stuffing or his dick.
4861352 Given his relationship with Gilda, I think the answer to that should be obvious. After all he already has a fuck buddy, and she has a grudge against Fluttershy so the solution is obvious.
4861365
Fuck buddy Gilda with a grudge against Fluttershy? Sounds to me like the solution to that is a hate-sex threesome.
4861450 You know, you just gave me the image of him having a threesome with Gilda and Fluttershy's stuffed pelt. The fact that this amuses me to no end is probably a bad sign.
adorkable?
really? not the worst but pretty close
Great story.
Continue!
4861462 That is incredibly morbid but damn funny. The fact that this doesn't scare me can be blamed on DoaM.
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I blame Jericho since it came first in my read list
Are you kidding me!? I still think that!
NOOOOOOOO, GUMMY!!!!!
*Barfs* That Was Sick YOU SIR ARE NO BETTER THAN A CUPCAKES WRITER!!!!