Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".
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Plagued with a sore back, Rarity asked Eric Reed, who works as a masseur at Ponyville's spa, for a massage to help with her back.
However, Rarity went on to enjoy the massage a little too much.
This story takes place after the events of my A Giant Adventure to Equestria story. However, it is not required to read it first to enjoy this story, other than to learn how and why Eric Reed is in Equestria.
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This story was hilarious.
Well it's now Canon folks
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Thanks!
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Oops, I didn't see that little typo at the end. It was "having sex" before I made a very late edit, but instead of making it "getting laid" I left it as "having laid"
Ugh, this was wrong on so many levels. I genuinely feel bad for Eric here.
As for Trixie: I'd advise a workout regiment to avoid that kind of extortion. "Make fun of me again and you'll find out why I don't need brass knuckles."
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Well, her reaction makes sense when you consider the fact that she's a ham.
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Eric wouldn't really need a workout regiment to get Trixie to back off: If he was in a bad enough mood, he would have told Trixie to lay off, and she will do it. It didn't show in this story, but Trixie rarely tries to pick on Eric if he's in a bad mood. if you have friends that are annoying and joke a lot, but they still tend to know where that line is and usually don't cross it, that's what Trixie is to Eric...most of the time.
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Thanks, and glad you enjoyed it! I still haven't forgotten about your Greninja story, and I read a couple more chapters, but I was going to wait until I either read more of the whole thing before I commented again.
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True, there's always ribbing. I guess it's just the canon stuff that makes it hard to believe that she would know when to stop (case in point, "All Bottled Up"). Originally I thought Starlight would be a bit more sympathetic to Mr. Reed, but then I realize the fact that it was Rarity they were talking about, and is likely laughing at the ridiculousness of it. (Yeah, he's probably be reading into it too much. Maybe a bit more time to mature and he might be able to handle it again.)
Again, Rarity is a total ham, but with my time doing heavy manual labor I can see someone having that unintended reaction to a good massage. (It's GREAT! To quote Alka-Seltzer: "Oh, what a relief it is!")