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OH GOODIE! Right before New Year's, you handsome devil
Off to read
Best New Years gift ever.
Just as I was about to sleep, what do you know, A NEW STORY BY GORIS
My New Year holiday is now complete.
Best. Excuse. Ever.
Next time he comes in, he needs to notice that they have a bed set aside just for him.
With a plaque and everything.
A friendly New Years' gift from Goris. Best day ever
My pity for the character keeps growing with every single failure... Glad I'm not him.
Screw champagne this is better.
I like it.
Commence read.
Goris Fic...
One of these you need to make redheart this guy's best friend
she knows EVERYTHING about him
EVERYTHING
I really should keep your username in mind if I keep happening upon your stories like this.
...You know, I thought the phrase "Rated M for some sexual content ;)", especially the winky face, seemed familiar. Good read, I guess.
Oh sweet princesses. I can't stop laughing. Wonderful start for a new year.
L.m.a.o
Well, his injuries from last time seem to have healed. I wondered if he was going to be in need of a transplant or a prosthesis.
Leaning on the fourth wall?
One day, that's really going to happen and Nurse Redheart will only say that he already used that excuse.
Nurse Redheart does seem to have developed a rather dark humor. I assume her sitcom will be full of it. Hardly surprising, considering whom it's based on. Whatever became of her sitcom anyway?
Well, I guess Zecora is next, should you finally manage all that rhyming. Again, good luck with that. Looking forward to seeing how he will screw up next. Or, I'll just wait for Nurse Redheart's sitcom to be released.
God, I feel like such an asshole laughing at this
you would think that anon pony would avoid sex by now, this makes me wonder if this anon is the same anon from the previous stories?
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Oh yeah, I TOTALLY FORGOT about New Year's! So uh, HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GUYS AND CONSIDER THIS STORY A NEW YEAR'S PRESENT
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NO TIME FOR SLEEP
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He mentally imaged the whole scenario as he was saying it, imagining the Indiana Jones theme and everything.
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They already did that, but more out of respect for Health and Safety regulations than as a gift for anonpony. Nobody wants to go in a hospital bed that previously belonged to a guy with viscous penis injuries, so they've reserved that one just for him.
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THEN IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS SISTER OR SOMETHING
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I'll take that as THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT
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Her sitcom is a massive hit that is syndicated on over 20 different TV channels, has massive advertisements everywhere and has an incredibly dedicated online fan community. Anonpony/Mr. Fucking Stupid/whatever his name is just desperately tries to avoid thinking about it.
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Yep, it's the same guy in every story.
Come on Nurse Redheart,
Have fun Nurse Redheart,
Your always being such a bitch.
I feel really bad for this guy. And I still laugh everytime.
Does that make me evil?
1886309AND THEN THEY FUCK AND THEN HE FUCKS UP!
>sees GorisThedeathclaw fic
Oh Hell yes
>Sees its with Fluer de Lis
>Me in a nutshell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_qdWDSyhk-w#t=383s
I feel like he got off easy this time.
Nice. She lied to him, then betrayed him. Fucking uptight Canterlot assholes.
Shit I would have bit him and ran for the door
Downvote for being a troll
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At first I was like "Yes! A Fleur De Lis clopfic! She is certainly long overdue for one! Alright, lets read!" Then at the end, I realized who's work I was reading, and then got pissed. C'mon man, you have serious potential to write a good clopfic, quit trolling.
(So yeah, in other words: "At first I was like , but then I was like ")
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But I find comedy way more entertaining and fun than clop.
I just got trollfic'd. A round of applause for this story.
1911502 Well, having a good sense of humor is important too, I suppose...ok, I guess I can see where you're coming from.
I saw open-relationship and thought every thing was going to be alright. But I forgot who wrote this.......
Fluer... what a bitch...
Is it me or is red heart the only person he can have a relationship with even thou he almost raped her but I don't think she cares about that because of all the shitty things that hapend to him as payback or karma
When will this guy actually get lucky? It seems the entire universe is out to get him.
Next up: Derpy Hooves flattens his c0ck with a packaging crate.
Ha WTF
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He made one already with derpy.
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Now THAT I gotta see.
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Just look at his stories!
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I did.
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You read it?
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Yes......I did. Let's stop spamming now.
K
wonder if redheart will ever feel sorry for the poor bastard...
WHERES THE NEW ONE!?
I've finally caught up! And this was one of the best ones ever!
Now part of me hopes that Nurse Redheart will eventually come around and start an actual relationship with "you".
I cannot wait for the next one. :D
You deserve a medal for your work mate.
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Hell yeah this is funny! By the way who's next?