Edit: This comment referred to content from the SECRET BEHIND THE SCENES UNRELEASED BETA VERSION OF THIS STORY WHICH I REMOVED MAKING THIS COMMENT SEEM INCOHERENT AND INSANE

>>16965121696512

Heh I'm surprised you're still doing this after your family found your shit

Not that I'm complaining, mind you!

Alright Goris, commence read.

So things are getting better with Redheart! Awesome.

Wow this catches me perfectly.

This is my fetish.

Also, inb4 feature.

“Flitter, didn’t you bandage me up after I broke my arm that one time?”

Uhh, arms... Since when do ponies have arms? I thought they had all legs.

I love it when there are more likes/dislikes than actual views.

Just from going on the picture alone I can instantly tell what this si about.

Ha! So this guy is a pegasus huh? But wait...HE'S 19?!? How must be going through these adventures of 'Pain and Pleasure' in a weekly basis.

Well, that escalated quickly

dat picture

When I saw the picture I was expecting something completely different...

Ah, what the heck! It was funny nonetheless!

SWEET, SWEET, SWEET VICTORY

I take it you're feeling a bit better now Goris?

Also....lulz.

>>16965121696512

I'm not trying to be 'that one guy' but...this story has the same title as my story.........uh......just wondering if you could slightly alter it in some way? if not you know, whatever, I just.....its just weird.....You know its fine if you don't want to change it, its just....I don't uh.....

(How to say this without being an ass....)

I don't want my story to be for whatever reason referred to as being a clopfic.............

I know it makes me look really REALLY like...just an ass...but....you know...I just, I'm just going to shut up now.

The damage is so severe that initially, we weren't quite sure whether the patient was male or female but we're fairly confident, after hours of examination, that this is a female.

Soo... Did they remove the expendable ragged tissue in the pelvis area? Is it the end for the hero?

what >>17009581700958 said

>>17009251700925

>>17013841701384

IT'S OKAY NOW

Well, it's not okay, but I've reached a kind of mental zen state and just accepted the fact that I'll never live it down, ever.

>>17009391700939

Redheart and UnnamedInjury-PronePony - could this be the GREATEST ROMANCE EVER TOLD

>>17009691700969

He surreally grew human arms for that one scene because this takes place in a Ren And Stimpy style world where anything can happen, I guess.

>>17011011701101

His 19th year of life has been a pretty eventful one.

>>17013631701363

AND IT'S OURS FOR THE TAKING

>>17013991701399

Well, I just checked your profile, and it looks like yours is called "Sisterly Bonds" whereas mine's "Sisterly Bonding".

I can change it if you really want me to, but honestly I don't think there's anything to worry about - the names are different, the cover images are different, the characters are different... and nobody ever reads my stories anyway

>>17014081701408

IF HE CAN SURVIVE AN ARROW UP THE DICK THEN THIS IS CHILD'S PLAY

>>17014731701473

AND IT'S OURS FOR THE FIGHT!

(Ik that wasn't a reply to me, but I don't give a banana split!)

>>17014731701473

Well, at least, knowing of his bad luck, she'd come prepared!

Though that probably wouldn't help.

Poor dick :(

>>17014731701473

After the arrow incident, at least his junk looked like it should.

But if the paramedics had trouble recognising gender, I assumed that it was a more dire/extreme case

Gross.

Before: Yay, new Goris story!

After: ...yay

Me: I can haz sex?

Goris:

Image: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnbs31pe21rjhivvo1_400.jpg

On the bright side, at least Goris can write fics about the blokes in Equestria now.

>>17014731701473

I feel really stupid now, I remembered after I made that post that I had changed it, originally it was the same as this, but I changed it.....and because its been on hiatus for two weeks I forgot, lol looks terrible for me.....sorry, I meant no disrespect or anything, Please ignore my last comment, lol.......

>>17018811701881

Gross? Or perhaps...

Nah, you're right. It's gross.

>>17018891701889

ALLOW ME TO CRUSH YOUR ENTHUSIASM

>>17023771702377

It's cool, don't worry about it.

>>17015121701512

AND IT'S SWEET, SWEET, SWEET VICTORYYYY, YEAAAAH

>>17027501702750

*mrs puff guitar solo*

>>16965121696512

Does this mean they, uh... rebuilt him as a girl?

>>17033191703319

Yeah. Unless Redheart stopped them.

...She didn't stop them.

>>17033621703362

Opening it up to male background ponies, are we?

>>17014731701473

I would hate to see his other 19years. Yet I hate to imagine what he suffered trough his colt-hood as a granny(?) grabbed him to have her way with him, as you told us in the Halloween special.

/shutters

So you got the story back from the terrorist faction, eh? That's good news. Definitely one of your best stories. Why does this always happen to him/me?

So the Gilda wounds are melted now?

>>17014731701473 Hell, I'll never live down the fact that people think I'm both insane and have memory issues. All because I had about 3hrs of sleep one night. Its no where near this level. But...yeah, you're fucked? And if you don't mind me asking, what was their reaction?

lmfao..yes.

lmfao..yes.

>>17033621703362 This is you in my opinion:

Image: http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Capt_676198_2943782.jpg

This fits you PERFECTLY!!!

Umm... Well, then...

Just when you think you've seen it all and hit rock bottom...

Somehow, no matter how much I am ready, you always manage to shock me more and more every time, Goris.

Never stop, Goris, never stop.

ya know, i almost got a boner from that.

almost

This is the first story you've written that actually grossed me, and made me cringe.  With that said, great job!

then there was that time with the cat…

NO.

dude. not fuckin cool. he literally had his virginity amputated

HAHAHAHA YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE  ME!

>>17009691700969  Actually horses do have a section of their legs called arms...

OK

Can't fly: check...

Goes to hang with twin sisters: check.

Hates alcohol: what???

Sisters drunk and wanna fuck: check!!!

Gets dick nearly bit off: check...?(!)

Covered in drunken vomit: check...

Falls from cloud house: check...(!)

Wakes up in hospital: check?

Hears most horrible joke on self ever: check...

Reads comments and finds joke is really what happened:  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????!!!!!

Get's pissed off from everything but can't help but laugh at it: triple check!!!

I seriously LMFAO starting at the point of vomit dick burns!!

What a laugh fest!!!

fucking ass. you killed my boner. I will never be able to have an erection again. I hope you're happy. you have destroyed my marriage.

>>17107171710717

Image: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEG1LdUtibwSOzjZP1Rd_NVQt7qsXEBFqtkVfgkyRqYoPJWmoL

BUCK IT!!! I am not reading any more of your shit like this!!! Why do you right this shit??

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>>17110561711056

>>17130951713095

Mother fu- You again!

Made it halfway before I figured you out again. Nice try again Mister Man, but you'll have to get up really early to trick me again.

EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!

>>17014731701473

Goris I read all your stories. I'm always looking out for more from you. You certainly write more entertaining stories than I ever could.

We can rebuild him... We have the technology...

Oh... oh god...

I want to see where this series is going to go if he gets R63'd. We've been through so many female characters, we must be running out by now. Moving on to the males, maybe? lul.

Holy shit this was funny

How much I may love these terribly evil stories, I kinda hope that our main character and Redheart will get back together. Would be so funny

these story's are funny because these things are happening to some one else but I know every guy in the world has a fear that these things would happen to them someday

>>16965121696512 goris why have a sadistic sense of mutilating anon's cock to the point of gender confusion?

Image: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120316034715/mlp/images/e/e3/Twilight_Sparkle_Rainbow_Dash_Rarity_Shocked_S2E21.png

Is it me or does he still have a chance with the nurse

It's probably just me

Well, I guess that had to happen eventually. Maybe Nurse Redheart will work that into her sitcom.

I wonder though, how you will make the life of Fucking Stupid even more miserable than it already is? I mean, a reputation that ruined his chances with about every mare (eventually he'll manage that I'm sure), not to say anything about second chances, and now his (to this point) surprisingly durable genitalia is mutilated beyond recognition as the male variant, by acidic vomit?

How are you going to top that?

Maybe he'll decide to ask Zecora for help, as the Ponyville hospital apparently isn't able to recognise him, despite the fact that they should have a file as thick as a phone book on him at this point. So maybe some zebra medicine/magic/whatever might help.

That is if you manage to get that rhyming done. But he'll probably screw up by making some racist comment about zebras, or something.

Looking forward to how you plan to continue this.

COME ON MAN!!!! MAKE MORE!!!

owow its funny but so mean and and owow dick mutiliation

I mean well written but vomit and dick mutiliation

good work I guess

MAKE MORE DAMNIT!

>>18754781875478

UHHH

UHHH

OKAY

you should add gore to the tag dammit that just not right in the head.

I hope there is a special place in hell for people like you. Nah JK, real fucked up though, was expecting average clop got...this.

I hear a 64 story drop calling my name since that mutilation will be stuck in my head, excuse me.

btw, good links, have a lol

*blink blink*.......................... Dafuq?

"Or it might be death. You aren't quite sure."

Brilliant. Classic. Loved it.

Wow...that somehow managed to get me to laugh.  Oh wow.  How quickly a threesome turned into a sex change is amazing.  I look forward to reading more of your stories in the future.  Keep up the great writing!