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    AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY

    I know this video is REALLY old news and everyone already saw this years ago, but I felt like making a new blog post to bump that DEPRESSING PREVIOUS BLOG POST off my profile page, so have this FILLER BLOG POST WITH A VIDEO THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST DEFINITELY ALREADY SEEN 9000 TIMES AND ARE PROBABLY SICK OF

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    THE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ANYONE EVER

    Okay, BIG NEWS: I have decided the only thing I can do now is LITERALLY KILL MYSELF

    Basically I forgot to delete my history and my parents and brother found my FiMFiction account. I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).

    "Hey, they're reading my story! Awesome, new fans!" was my first thought.

    This was immediately replaced with "Oh, fuck, they're reading my story!"

    I leapt over and closed the internet window, but it turned out that was the worst thing I could have done because they didn't get to the punchline of the fic.

    Basically, they think I spend all my time writing self-insert clopfics abouit me having sex with My Little Pony characters. I've tried to show them the full stories and explain it to them, but to no avail.

    So, I'm going to KILL MYSELF FOREVER.

    Nah, not really. But I do feel like I'm about to vomit and I've got a feeling that I'll never live this down.

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    MUSICAL INTERLUDE

    I almost forgot how much I love Jonathon Coulton.


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#1 · 99w, 3d ago · · ·

Edit: This comment referred to content from the SECRET BEHIND THE SCENES UNRELEASED BETA VERSION OF THIS STORY WHICH I REMOVED MAKING THIS COMMENT SEEM INCOHERENT AND INSANE

#2 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1696512

Heh I'm surprised you're still doing this after your family found your shit :rainbowlaugh:

Not that I'm complaining, mind you!

#3 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

Alright Goris, commence read.

#4 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

So things are getting better with Redheart! Awesome.

#5 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

Wow this catches me perfectly.

#6 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

This is my fetish.

Also, inb4 feature.

#7 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

“Flitter, didn’t you bandage me up after I broke my arm that one time?”

Uhh, arms... Since when do ponies have arms? I thought they had all legs.

#8 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

I love it when there are more likes/dislikes than actual views.

#9 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

Just from going on the picture alone I can instantly tell what this si about.

#10 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

Ha! So this guy is a pegasus huh? But wait...HE'S 19?!? How must be going through these adventures of 'Pain and Pleasure' in a weekly basis.

#11 · 99w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Well, that escalated quickly

#12 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

dat picture

#13 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

When I saw the picture I was expecting something completely different...

Ah, what the heck! It was funny nonetheless! :rainbowlaugh:

#14 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

SWEET, SWEET, SWEET VICTORY

#15 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

I take it you're feeling a bit better now Goris?

Also....lulz.

#16 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1696512

I'm not trying to be 'that one guy' but...this story has the same title as my story.........uh......just wondering if you could slightly alter it in some way? if not you know, whatever, I just.....its just weird.....You know its fine if you don't want to change it, its just....I don't uh.....

(How to say this without being an ass....)

I don't want my story to be for whatever reason referred to as being a clopfic.............

I know it makes me look really REALLY like...just an ass...but....you know...I just, I'm just going to shut up now.

#17 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

The damage is so severe that initially, we weren't quite sure whether the patient was male or female but we're fairly confident, after hours of examination, that this is a female.

Soo... Did they remove the expendable ragged tissue in the pelvis area? :rainbowderp: Is it the end for the hero?

#18 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

what >>1700958 said :trollestia:

#19 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1700925

>>1701384

IT'S OKAY NOW

Well, it's not okay, but I've reached a kind of mental zen state and just accepted the fact that I'll never live it down, ever.

>>1700939

Redheart and UnnamedInjury-PronePony - could this be the GREATEST ROMANCE EVER TOLD

>>1700969

He surreally grew human arms for that one scene because this takes place in a Ren And Stimpy style world where anything can happen, I guess. :scootangel:

>>1701101

His 19th year of life has been a pretty eventful one.

>>1701363

AND IT'S OURS FOR THE TAKING

>>1701399

Well, I just checked your profile, and it looks like yours is called "Sisterly Bonds" whereas mine's "Sisterly Bonding".

I can change it if you really want me to, but honestly I don't think there's anything to worry about - the names are different, the cover images are different, the characters are different... and nobody ever reads my stories anyway :coolphoto:

>>1701408

IF HE CAN SURVIVE AN ARROW UP THE DICK THEN THIS IS CHILD'S PLAY

#20 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1701473

AND IT'S OURS FOR THE FIGHT!

(Ik that wasn't a reply to me, but I don't give a banana split!)

#21 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1701473

Well, at least, knowing of his bad luck, she'd come prepared!

Though that probably wouldn't help.

#22 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

Poor dick :(

#23 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1701473

After the arrow incident, at least his junk looked like it should.

But if the paramedics had trouble recognising gender, I assumed that it was a more dire/extreme case :twilightblush:

#24 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

Gross.

#25 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

Before: Yay, new Goris story!

After: ...yay

#26 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

Me: I can haz sex?

Goris:

On the bright side, at least Goris can write fics about the blokes in Equestria now.

#27 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1701473

I feel really stupid now, I remembered after I made that post that I had changed it, originally it was the same as this, but I changed it.....and because its been on hiatus for two weeks I forgot, lol looks terrible for me.....sorry, I meant no disrespect or anything, Please ignore my last comment, lol.......

#28 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1701881

Gross? Or perhaps...

Nah, you're right. It's gross.

>>1701889

ALLOW ME TO CRUSH YOUR ENTHUSIASM :pinkiecrazy:

>>1702377

It's cool, don't worry about it. :raritywink:

#29 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1701512

AND IT'S SWEET, SWEET, SWEET VICTORYYYY, YEAAAAH

#30 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1702750

*mrs puff guitar solo*

#31 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1696512

Does this mean they, uh... rebuilt him as a girl?

#32 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1703319

Yeah. Unless Redheart stopped them.

...She didn't stop them. :trollestia:

#33 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1703362

Opening it up to male background ponies, are we? :rainbowlaugh:

#34 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1701473

I would hate to see his other 19years. Yet I hate to imagine what he suffered trough his colt-hood as a granny(?) grabbed him to have her way with him, as you told us in the Halloween special.

/shutters

#35 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

So you got the story back from the terrorist faction, eh? That's good news. Definitely one of your best stories. Why does this always happen to him/me?

#36 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

So the Gilda wounds are melted now?

#37 · 99w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1701473 Hell, I'll never live down the fact that people think I'm both insane and have memory issues. All because I had about 3hrs of sleep one night. Its no where near this level. But...yeah, you're fucked? And if you don't mind me asking, what was their reaction?

#38 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

lmfao..yes.

:coolphoto::coolphoto:

#39 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

lmfao..yes.

:coolphoto::coolphoto:

#40 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1703362 This is you in my opinion:

This fits you PERFECTLY!!!:rainbowlaugh:

#41 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

Umm... Well, then... :rainbowderp:

Just when you think you've seen it all and hit rock bottom... :pinkiesick:

Somehow, no matter how much I am ready, you always manage to shock me more and more every time, Goris.

Never stop, Goris, never stop.

#42 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

ya know, i almost got a boner from that.

almost

#43 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

This is the first story you've written that actually grossed me, and made me cringe.  With that said, great job!:rainbowlaugh:

#44 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

then there was that time with the cat…

NO.:ajbemused:

#45 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

dude. not fuckin cool. he literally had his virginity amputated

#46 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

HAHAHAHA YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE  ME!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#47 · 99w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1700969  Actually horses do have a section of their legs called arms...

OK

Can't fly: check...

Goes to hang with twin sisters: check.

Hates alcohol: what???

Sisters drunk and wanna fuck: check!!!

Gets dick nearly bit off: check...?(!)

Covered in drunken vomit: check...

Falls from cloud house: check...(!)

Wakes up in hospital: check?

Hears most horrible joke on self ever: check...

Reads comments and finds joke is really what happened:  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????!!!!!

Get's pissed off from everything but can't help but laugh at it: triple check!!!

I seriously LMFAO starting at the point of vomit dick burns!!

What a laugh fest!!!

#48 · 99w, 23h ago · · ·

fucking ass. you killed my boner. I will never be able to have an erection again. I hope you're happy. you have destroyed my marriage.

#50 · 99w, 12h ago · · ·

BUCK IT!!! I am not reading any more of your shit like this!!! Why do you right this shit??

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