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I know this video is REALLY old news and everyone already saw this years ago, but I felt like making a new blog post to bump that DEPRESSING PREVIOUS BLOG POST off my profile page, so have this FILLER BLOG POST WITH A VIDEO THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST DEFINITELY ALREADY SEEN 9000 TIMES AND ARE PROBABLY SICK OF
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Okay, BIG NEWS: I have decided the only thing I can do now is LITERALLY KILL MYSELF
Basically I forgot to delete my history and my parents and brother found my FiMFiction account. I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).
"Hey, they're reading my story! Awesome, new fans!" was my first thought.
This was immediately replaced with "Oh, fuck, they're reading my story!"
I leapt over and closed the internet window, but it turned out that was the worst thing I could have done because they didn't get to the punchline of the fic.
Basically, they think I spend all my time writing self-insert clopfics abouit me having sex with My Little Pony characters. I've tried to show them the full stories and explain it to them, but to no avail.
So, I'm going to KILL MYSELF FOREVER.
Nah, not really. But I do feel like I'm about to vomit and I've got a feeling that I'll never live this down.
101w, 4dMUSICAL INTERLUDE9 comments · 152 views
I almost forgot how much I love Jonathon Coulton.