GorisTheDeathclaw
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Oh no...
CAT ATTACK OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
New one? Good.
First fav and comment I WIN ALL THE PRIZES
Photo Finish? This will please the ending of mostly all my comments, since most of them end in:
Is my body ready for such a fic? LETS READ AND FIND OUT!
After Reading: 'You' must have more scars near his meat-pole than physically possible.
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Not comment. You were late by 15 seconds.
I love these, but i still say, hopefully, in the end him and Redheart make up.
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Nah, mate, I beat you by 15 seconds :)
I'm starting to think even if Redheart never dates this guy again they are SO going to be best friends after all this is over.
1265822 Aw pony feathers
YES A GOOD ONE AFTER THOSE PIECES OF SHIT OF THE LAST 2!
sorry but they were pretty damn sucky
Huh, this is turning out better than....
CAT ATTACK
i am seriously contemplating reading this, mainley beause i FUCKING HATE PHOTO FINISH!!!!
Oh god, dude. Not again! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT! I was just about to do homework too! Now...I can't...
This better be worth my while. (Yes it will.)
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EDIT: Oh my god. Well, at least "we" actually got some sex! But...that cat attack...dude. I actually yelped out loud because of that. That's fucking...horrible! My god!
AMAZING
Thiss is always funny
GorisTheDeathClaw you amazing jack-ass you've done it again. I still want to see him get tenticle raped or turned into a transvestite but this will work
Yes, I'm expecting him to be hooked up with a trans at some point.
At first i was like
when he was in
Then i was like
when he had that asthma attack
Then i was like
when he got over it
Finally i was like
when that cat atacked him and he thought they had a bond
Will you ever make a normal story? I mean, you have the potential.
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JUST ONE OF MANY DANGERS THAT ONE MAY FACE IN A MODELLING STUDIO
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At least scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue.
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I think they're already friends again (in a totally vitriolic and sadistic way).
1266071
But that wouldn't be as funny.
This was funny. Definitely my favorite of yours do far.
I'm beginning to see a pattern here...
This one.
Was so bucking funny.
RANDOM CAT ATTACK RIPPED MY WANG UP!
At this point how does are hero? Even get a boner I mean after all this you think he either be a mare at this point or asexual
Dude, kill that damn cat. or have it spayed/neutered.
At least she didn't threaten to murder him this time...
I shall consider this an actually good ending because with these types of fic's that Goris writes you sure as hell learn to take what you can get.
roflmao
“I THOUGHT WE HAD A BOND! I GREETED YOU WHEN I FIRST CAME IN HERE! PLEASE!”
Well...at least our hero got some...in a way...
I think your planning something.... you eventually run out of characters so you'll have to start doing some twice...starting with nurse redheart. I SEE YOUR PLAN GORIS YOU SLY DOG YOU!
I said it before, I'll say it again. Our Hero's financial debts are entirely due to his almost daily need to purchase Junk Regeneration magic.
Someone with artistic skill should take a shot at arting out what that mangled lump of scar tissue 'twixt his legs looks like by now. Just for the glorious, depressing horror of it all.
What?
How did he get a dick fracture, penises don't have bones
I love these troll fics XD
I had a boner for a bit there... but at the cat part, it quickly retreated.
umm....
I thought I knew where it would go wrong. But then. Out of nowhere.
Shiiiit, this was good
I've heard of cock block but not cat block
cant you for once do a clopfic thats actually a clopfic?
sexy but it always has to end GOD DANM CATlaserpointerforums.com/attachments/f57/13455-lasers-toys-kat_wack_off.jpg
Reading this makes my penis hurt
And thus Anonpony's name was finally revealed.
Also, like I commented on the last story, Fucking Stupid (this is now my headcanon name for the protagonist
) might really somehow want to get on better terms with Nurse Redheart, considering how often he gets into hospital. Probably won't happen though.
1280812
Looks like a lot of people want him and Nurse Redheart to be friends again - so I guess it might happen. Eventually.
I can't help but laugh at how unfortunate this poor guy is.
Does he even have a name?
This guy makes bad luck Brian look like a four leaf clover
1265936 You automatically get 10 mustaches for using a Clint Eastwood GIF.
Oh, yes. Also, nice work AGAIN Goris. Like I say, if you need help, ask.
"Cat scratched my wang up."
.......ouch dude
im surprised no one has posted this pic cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/anchorman-well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg
This may be the best fic yet. DOUBLE WHAMMY!
Also, >Mr. Fucking Stupid
I have a name now! :D