As noticed in his acts of cruelty, Sombra has earned his power and uses it to his advantage. But, where did this power come from? We can only tell be delving into his past...
His past about... Cleaning. Hilarity will ensue.
-----------------------------------
Inspired by the comments between Regidar, Art Inspired and I on this blog: http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/89073#comment/514168
Enjoy.
I see Celestia and King Sombra. This is going to be a very weird adventure for me
th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/232/f/4/did_somebody_say_moderator_by_hummy77-d5btcvt.png
What, no one?
This story: All in all, I came.
Sombre as a maid? Oh well, why not? Time to read.
This story is good, but my brain is all
lh6.googleusercontent.com/v9rOO3TeRNK8_VQcy5GnaR-_omGCmbyyf0f1mEHctxI9tjYsFGwq3ABp0xxnxIrl2D0xU_dEv6LEUwVkMtu_p4mQb0fYRTfEZr2KMdVrlu5k
Watch this get featured.
1638419
1638414 That's how I felt as I wrote this
1638363 I'm glad you did. Now cry for me.
One sec, I need to blog about this!
I came
I read
I came
...what?
1638593
1638630 Pfft. XD
1638638 My thoughts exactly.
Oh wow. This was... an interesting take. It totally destroys my head-canon of him having some THING with stairs but whatever. I like it.
1638745 Pssh. Stairs. That story was a good one, though.
1638755 Which story?! THERES A STORY WITH HIM HAVING A THING WITH STAIRS!?!?!?! WHERE IS IT!!!!!
1638764 "Sombra's Love for Stairs" I believe.
Hehehe love it
1638780
Celly.... why you do that to Sombra?
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png Because she is the best at the time, now clean my room Twilight!
WUT?!
(1000 years Later)
Guard: Princess urgent news!
Celestia: Report.
Guard: Our patrol has just returned from the Far Far North and..... it has appear....
Celestia: Go! Get Woona and Chrysalis to me as soon as possible!
Neo Element of Magic: Princess? What has appear?
Celestia: ....The Grand Twilight Empire.....
1638745 After he left he discovered his love of slinkies. That is the only explanation.
1639653 Yes.
Mother of Morgan Freeman! THIS IS AWESOME!!
1639653>>1638771 No! Not the slinkies! Anything but that!!
1639736 Glad you enjoyed it.
Mmm.... meh.
. . . Wat?
1640520
nice, I think? Not sure. But good.
Funny little story, liked the personification of Sombra in this. Would you mind expanding the concept? Perhaps showing Sombra's 'tyranny' as totally misunderstood pedantry and love for the clean and pure? (so that his black crystals won't be infested by the dreaded dust bunnies)
I can see a lot of humor that could bubble up from the idea you have here. Gimme a shout if you decide to continue this, I like your style
1644977
I was actually thinking about making a #2. About how he cleans everything in the Crystal Empire. XD
1646154
I urge and please and beg and even threaten (if that's your thing) that you write one!
You just earned yourself a watch, mister
1646166 Ooo, I'm giddy, now.
I think I'll work on it this weekend.
This was... odd, but interesting.
*looks at the cover pic*
Rule 63 Sombra is always a pleasure
Errrr . . . yeah, I stand by that
Edit: Okay, he's still a dude . . .
A HOT DUDE
1647235
1646177
Where the buck is my sequel, huh? Punk?!
1706843
Soon. Maybe this weekend. All depends on how much time I have.
Edit: And if I have my editors at hand...
Finally we know why Sombra went to the Dark Side.
1708147
I'ma holding you to that. I could also help edit a bit
1708250
If you want to edit my (badly done) Soul Eater chapter, you're welcome to send me your Email through PM
1708221
"Awful. Just awful."
FLUTTERSHYYYYYYYY
2252205
Is that a quote to the story? Or do you dislike it?
2252278QUOTE, LOVED IT.
2252290
Glad you enjoyed it, then!
1708221 anyone would go to the dark side if they had to clean Celestia's room, even Twilight Sparkle
Um..... The grammar makes me wince. "Celestia told me for you not to open it."
I am fairly sure something is wrong with that statement.
Apart from that, I really loved the story
3191895
I wrote this a while ago. I think I didn't have anyone edit it. That, or only one of my editors did. It was just a joke fic, anyways.
3193410 Sorry, bad grammar makes me physically ill.
It really sucks in some stories, where the plot is good, but you really don't have time to point them all out.
3193823
Yeah, grammar is annoying like that. Any sentence that's off can ruin immersion and it can ruin the fun.
*looking through stories of Sombra*
*sees this*
Le me: Excuuuuuuuuuse me?!
*reads story*
Le me: Well that explains everything.
Cleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.