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Blueblood has been searching for his perfect companion and he finds it in a wall eyed dragon named Crackle. This is the short tale of their relationship.

There's also a surprise alternative ending.

Warning this may or may not be a romantic troll fic, but regardless you might just get a laugh out of it.

I also sincerely apologize ahead of time for this fic.

Cover image and inspired by and from a madmax comic.

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Comments ( 18 )

Since my own story is linked... I guess I have to read this :twilightsmile:

:rainbowlaugh:

Funny shit.

You know... It's semi-romantic. Troll fic or not, some of the parts are actually very good. SOME of Blueblood and Crackle's scenes are nice. And there was something actually... maybe a little touching about Swift and his new wife. It's clear she was the result of a hybridizing marriage so, she already has that in her conception. That's actually kind of sweet. I love hybridizing. :heart:

What. In. The. Actual. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Read?

There are no words.

...

Sold by Celestia's reaction. Both versions.

Oh a happy ending how sweet...:pinkiesmile:
....huh I was actually expecting crackle to eat blueblood now I just feel like an ass.:ajbemused:
..."reads alternate ending" never mind...:facehoof:

I like it, even the alternative ending.

No need for apologies... that was hilarious.

And now I need to bash my head into the wall I DO NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF BLUEBLOOD DRAGONN RETARD BABIES :facehoof:

On a lighter note, I do believe this has permanently damaged my sanity


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If your curious what their kid looks like just take some green play-doh, a Blueblood figurine, some googly eyes and some glitter. Take those things and put them in a blender and BAM their hybrid child.
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The problem with the way the site is set up right now is that even if you try to make a troll fic you end up editing out the horrible out of it by the time your fic gets posted. Maybe that was just me. Anyway I'm glad you liked it.

My reaction to seeing this:
What?
Whaaat?
Really?
Whaaaaaaat?
F**k off.
I am so f**king reading this.

Story:
Still a better love story than Twilight.

:pinkiehappy:

Alt. ending:
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

:trollestia:

Both:

:ajsmug::heart::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::raritywink::yay::trollestia::moustache::facehoof::eeyup:


Good story. :scootangel:

/)?

That alternate ending is just epicĀ§ :rainbowlaugh:

What the :trollestia: did I just read? :pinkiesick: No. Just no.

I am so sorry

That helps. Just a little bit.

This story got a live reading (informally, at about 1 AM during one of the writer hangout sessions) at Everfree Northwest 2014, BTW.

Everyone laughed. :pinkiehappy:

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I have to admit. It was amazing! :rainbowlaugh:

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