This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.
Sugar cubes—the most notorious drug in all of Equestria. Many have paid a pretty penny to taste its sugary goodness, none more so than Rainbow Dash. After finding herself craving more sugar, she goes and gets some. Little does she know, Dash is about to embark on an adventure she'll never forget.
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In honour of Dash, my waifu forevermore.
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Two things:
1. This implies Applejack calls her friends something along the lines of "heroin syringe" or "line of coke."
2. Sugarcube Corner is apparently a drug den.
Hilarious story, but in a setting as sugar-rich as Equestria, it doesn't quite work.
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Drugs are bad. Mmmmkay. You shouldn't do drugs. Mmmmkay.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me
3152300the only way it would work.m would be if it was sugar essence on ingests.Like opium and poppy seeds kinda.
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There is no "sugar essence." Sugar is already a single molecule. There's no active ingredient to concentrate.
3152300 I know. I realised halfway through writing it, but the initial thought was from horses being fed sugar cubes as treats. Think of it in the near future, when Equestria has cracked down on sugar. Sugarcube Corner has been shut down, and Applejack had to implement a swear jar. Also, tea became a lot less wonderful.
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Truly, these are dark days...
I'll admit due to exhaustion that I, at first, read provokingly as provocatively... So in my mind I pictured a bunch of spears selling themselves on a street-corner.
3163101 Those damned sexy spears...