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Regidar


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Adapted for Movie by Michael Bay

Lies.... there would've been more explosions. Come on Regi get your facts straight.

2D

DID YOU MEAN PANKEKS.DEVIANTART.COM REGI? HUH? DID YOU FORGET TO LINK THE SOURCE?

also good fic I guessssssss ;o

edit: omfg did you change the name

So weird it's hilarious.

This is righteous and good.

Wat?

The grass was shining, the sun was singing, and the birds were blowing, just as they should be.

Typical day in Chernobyl...

This thorn bush was special, as it was the only thorn bush in Equestria that harbored the endangered British-Foal Molesting Spider. Isn’t nature fascinating?

Even if Pipsqueak manages to squeeze the spider, he'll end up in Fluttershy's shed. So I guess he'd prefer the spider...

A Story by J.R.R. Tolkien
Adapted for Movie by Michael Bay
Soundtrack by Kurt Cobain’s Ghost

Now I'm imagining Lord of the Rings with mega explosions while Smells Like Teen Spirit plays at the battle of Helm's Deep or something.

“EWW! A BRITISH KID!” Rainbow Dash threw Pipsqueak off of her, where he landed in a very prickly thorn bush. This thorn bush was special, as it was the only thorn bush in Equestria that harbored the endangered British-Foal Molesting Spider. Isn’t nature fascinating?

Fuck Britain.

Regi, speaking as a Brit... This was freaking hilarious!

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Now I'm imagining Lord of the Rings with mega explosions while Smells Like Teen Spirit plays at the battle of Helm's Deep or something.

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I haven't seen the Lord of the Rings movies but that would be freakin' awesome!

Fuck Britain.

As is my solemn duty as a Brit, I have now upvoted this.

Strange, yet oddly hilarious

*goes off and rescues Pip*

Never before have I had the pleasure of reading such a perfect, in-character portrayal of Rainbow Dash as this.

Liked and faved.

Krusty Kunt Flakes Brand Cereal

Missed oppurtunity for a KKK joke.
Good story here. Made me laugh.

whilst applying fake wrist scars

I'm done, I'm fucking done. My life is complete.

“EWW! A BRITISH KID!” Rainbow Dash threw Pipsqueak off of her, where he landed in a very prickly thorn bush. This thorn bush was special, as it was the only thorn bush in Equestria that harbored the endangered British-Foal Molesting Spider. Isn’t nature fascinating?

This was the point I just lost my shit and asked, "What the fuck am I reading?!"

I wouldn't mind crawling in your skin. :pinkiecrazy:

5117492 oh baby
for you
I'd NEVER let my wounds heal

Stories like this are what bring me back to the good old days of Regisar.

Regi, why you do dis? Not that I didn't like it... But why?

Pinkie Pie hit a nearby record player with a hoof, and a swing rendition of “Crawling” began to play.

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Fuck Britain

I am incredibly butt-hurt sir
Good day to you :trollestia:

I'm friggin' dying :rainbowlaugh:

...Meh.
If only my sister's writing contained ponies.
I'd post it on the site and watch as people read the most random drivel ever concievedededed

a edgelord

Grammar fail, Regi. GET ON MY LEVEL OP.

5122788 >random
you must be new here


5122884 I-I have shamed myself in front of Minalkra-sama...

Regidar, you broke my friend with this story. Good job! :rainbowlaugh:

5122914 No, I'm not. I'm saying I've yet to find something as random as my sister's writing, yes, but this is also accounting for the fact that he was stoned and/or drunk when she wrote it.

5124909 but why tell me that unless you thought my writing was "random" in the first place?

5125656 I'm not saying this is random, had it been on it's own, but given I can safely assume you are aware of what happens in 'Cupcakes', I'm saying that given that, the fact that this is an... unorthodox spin off of it, the collective reasoning required to apply to it is random and makes it such.
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If you want to know how I think, just consider everything you know and think you know up until this point of you life and consider it both wrong and right, except when it's left, and you'll be at the first stage of seventy-three and counting.

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If you want to know how I think, just consider everything you know and think you know up until this point of you life and consider it both wrong and right, except when it's left, and you'll be at the first stage of seventy-three and counting.

:unsuresweetie:

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville. The grass was shining, the sun was singing, and the birds were blowing, just as they should be.

That was enough for me to like and favorite! :rainbowlaugh:

Agreed.

Fuck Harry Potter Gavin Free Britain.

After ruining the town with her continued existence yet again,

Upvoted for this...

Fuck Britain.

Favorited for that. :rainbowlaugh:

5392616 if there were any quote to remember me by
I'd want it to be "fuck Britain"

5859562 they both suck

We read this story at Bronycan on the rooftop to Vincent Tong.

6355821 I don't know who that it is, but I'm honored you picked one of my stories to do so! Is there a video or anything?

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He plays Brad. And it was being documented.

6356452 Brad... like, in some sort of EqG parody, or something?

6356455
No, he actually plays Flash Sentry.

6356482 haha, holy hell
please tell me this video exists because I am a perfect mix of impossibly amused and incredibly honored

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I'll let you know when it's up. For reference, Vincent Tong and Peter New with, erm, pillows of the characters they play: i.imgur.com/tSIb1AH.jpg

6357472 that shit's hot
Vincent's a qt

Lesbianism is best ism ever.

HEY I'M A WHOVIAN AND I FIND THE ENDING OFFENSIVE

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