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Mmm... Carbonated fizzles.
I believe your name is appropriate for distinguishing half of this site; including myself
5067447 Good job, assessing the problem is the first step to resolving it.
htis should be the official add for cocka-cola
wat
I'm imagining him letting off a ripper of a burp when he gets off for some reason. It'd probably fit.
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I honestly never thought I'd get to read anthro ponyxsoda gay clop.
Nor did I expect it to be this well written.
5067756 And that's what this site is all about, togetherness.
Sadly, this is a daily struggle for me.
Beware people.. Sex kills. Also my dick hurts now... Broken glass and dick? Not a good combo. Favliked i had a good laugh of this.
Great story, I wish it was longer tho.
Meh.
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1: I'm not sure if there are any actual grammatical rules for this, but in my mind, "come" is a verb and "cum" is a noun.
So, for example, I'd write "he's covered in cum," but never "he cums wildy." It just looks wrong. I'd change it to "he comes wildy."
If there's anything out there that contradicts that, let me know, but personally, I think it looks a lot better.
2: Originally, it was more explicit the soda boy died, but no matter how I handled it, it made the story seem like it got dramatic out of nowhere. That made everything not sexy, so I cut it.
5067447
I can't believe how many people have read my stuff purely because of my screen name lol
5067612
Well, thanks to a rogue employee, they did come dangerously close.
5067885
You'll probably like this cut passage:
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...er. Fucking soda? Lacerations everywhere? People publicly masturbating into your food? You're going to have to be more specific than that.
5068094
Please, elaborate, if only so I can get another comment from a clopfic celebrity.
What do you call someone who gets internet famous for writing clopfics, anyway? Clop master? Pony sex god? Pony porn star? A sick depraved bastard?
a glass pony? how does that even work?....
5070635 All of it now that I think deeper....
Names for people who are famous for writing pony porn-
fap meister
clop commander
superior slimer
cum captain
general genitals
depraved bastard(fits the description of all cloppers)
titty trinket
Wank-Writer <-----my favorite.
Wait, is that...what I think...?
And...
*click*
...Me?
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5070635
*looks up dictionary definition of come*
No fucking way
*looks further*
*sees noun definitions for 'come'*
Wait, that means I was wrong all along
Just one more thing:
'orgasm' can be used as a verb, and cum really is just a noun in that sense.
My mind is thoroughly blown.
5067756
5067787 aside from expecting poor writing, that goes for us all. Hooray for togetherness!
5067450
Are you implying deviance is a problem?
Overall, I'm actually quite surprised at the ratio of likes to dislikes on this, and I have a suspicion that it's because it's gay.
Btw, my first gay clopfic. I'm straight and it still turned me on.
...That's it?
Where's the inflation?
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I can't believe it took this long for anyone to notice that I totally bullshitted the trigger warnings.
5191453
That means you're bi.
No exceptions.
5195927 And I can't believe it took you twenty hours to reply.
Usually I get one in under 5 or more than 48.
5195927 my life is a lie
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Happy now?
I'm going to fucking hell for reading this.
I want a sequel to this.
OH NO 😭