Anon thought he had it made, that his years of looking after and helping Celestia with her day-to-day affairs on the throne were over - unfortunately for him, he was only partially correct. With nothing but time on her hands, and a burning desire to make herself useful, his oversized and overpowered Princess drags him along to pursue more pedestrian professions...
Kinks Include: No kinks - well, there's a bit of unintended and awkward spiciness, but that hardly counts
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Chapters (16)
Great story.
I’ll freely admit that I’m not much of a fan of Anon. But stupidly overpowered characters doing stupidly overpowered things. Will forever tickle my funny bone.
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It's gonna get much, much worse...
Can't wait for Anon to lament, complain and whine to Luna heh.
Thank you for writing !
Wait a second! NO kinks?
Who is this author and what did you do with Leech?!
A Some Leech story that has no kinks and has no sex? This is rather surprising.
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Hey hey
I've written Rated T and Rated E stuff before
Finally a leech fic I can read at work. Thank you! Love you writing <3
I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of craziness Anon and Celestia will get into.
Keep up the awesome work.
Wait, if he’s not her official boy friend what exactly is he to her? It makes it sound like he gets paid to be her friend.
Celestia has had to deal with Dragon Lord Torches foibles before,
Handling giant erections is piece of cake?
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an assistant that stuck around as a friend after she retired, i guess? something's definitely going to develop soon judging from the romance tag though
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He's her gopher™ - you know, go for this or go for that
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They didn't know what to do with him when he found himself in Equestria, so he got stuck as her assistant. Over time, they became friends.
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. And that's entirely your fault too 
.
But not often enough that a new one doesn't draw a "holy shit, Some Leech didn't write smut" reaction
(I got curious and counted. You have, out of 373 stories, a mere 30 that aren't smut :
. I'm sure someone better than me at math can convert that into a percentage that we can properly appreciate, but it's not a meaningful number in any case 
.)
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I mean, you could read the others at work. Just, you know, be ready to field some intense and/or awkward questions about your reading material if someone else gets a good look at it
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30/373 = 8%
Leech do be havin' the beeeg horni :3
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So ... this means the non-smut stories are like rare collectors’ albums?
This Anon and the Nord-pone's (Ord?) handler/hubby would sure have a lot to commiserate over.
I am Celestia. Please insert girder.
Pizza 🍕
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Credit where it's due, the non-smut stuff is great. I mean, sure, the smut's great too, but I don't always wanna read that, you know?
I love how Celestia casually breaks the laws of physics when lifting the elevator from the inside. Adds more to her mythical goddess-y stature.
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To be fair, we're talking about a mare who can move the sun without breaking a sweat.
Let's say Equestria's sun is comparable to our own - that'd mean it's approximately 2.192x1027 tons.
I'm no science horse, but factoring in the sun's mass, gravitational forces, and speed of the solar system, it would take a lot - and I mean an unfathomably mind-boggling amount of force to move the sun around like it's a ping-pong ball.
I am an absolute sucker for this sort of casual affection and intimacy.
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You better buckle up then...
That's a workaholic right there
If I was gonna die, I'd want to be in the embrace of a nice butt too
Could make that its own special suite. The room that's half upside down courtesy of Former Princess Celestia
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Careful what you wish for...
I love this story. I guess I am a sucker for Ecchi slowburn romances.
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Could call it the Discord suite for some extra coin!
Wait, magic spandex?
I... don't think the world is ready for Jazzercise with Celestia. Not without a pay-per-view contract anyway.
Can’t wait to see when that sex tag comes in
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Think more aeronautical...
Here is one.
Miner.
Anon is doing the whole "you load sixteen tons and what do you get" thing, and Celestia causes a cave in by trying to sing along with him and full canterlot volume in a cave
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Furiously scribbles that down for later
I mean, an "apocalyptic rainboom" sure sounds excuse enough to retreat the the doomsday refuge.
Hm... either the next job is a tv superhero or a circus performer...
This chapter feels like a guy telling his girlfriend to get a soft core only fans which I consider cuck shit.
I could see this going up with so many jobs. Heck, she could even work as a bank teller and bad luck means the rare crime happens then and there of bank robbers and... Well, badly fit uniform and strong princess and suddenly the bank is half missing by accident but no ponies hurt. Just bits.
Pizza delivery/Pick your choice of food delivery just causing the expected explosions, cold food from flying too darn fast or who knows what else.
The possibilities are almost endless and Celestia is just having more fun teasing Anon half the time it seems between jobs then doing the work.
Everyone get down, and cover your ears.
Glitch?
BFG.
Iv always wanted to do that.
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Anon be all Diggity diggity diggy diggy Ho Ho Hole SMAUG.
Nice Beaver.
Thank you, I had it stuffed in Calgary.
I’d say he should just tell her to do a pin up shoot. See how much the Equestrian printing presses can get through before melting from overwork.
Nothing could possibly go wrong working at a chocolate factory...
Need an F in chat for that heroic Wonderbolts uniform...
Just so wholesome.
I feel as if with each chapter the author is holding back with all his strength to not go over the limit
... aahh and how I want this limit to be crossed
Wow, that was pretty bada--
I love this version of Celestia!
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You have no idea how hard I was holding myself back...
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Agreed
Woooooo
Now you’re just blue balling us. This is very messed up of you.
Celestia loves Anon making an ass of herself?