This chapter was a bit tricky... I had to cut several things out which also fit in later and vice versa.
The scenes on Sweet Apple Acres were the funniest to write for me. Enjoy!
As for the next chapter:

You are doing a great job with this story! The pace is excellent, each character seems true to the show, and it appears you have a lengthy story arc.
It is a excellent read :) Even the update/post speed is fantastic. If I may make a suggestion, it would be interesting to see more from the 1st person perspective of those watching/interacting with the human. As humans are fairly alien in biology to the equestrians, including culture, the pony's interpretations of his daily activity would be entertaining. A chapter from the notes of twilight? Dunno :)

2 examples of this interesting view, are:
GODSEND by Greg Howell
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~howellg/stories/stories.html

"Sheep In Wolf's Clothing"
http://web.archive.org/web/20021213075507/http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/florida_dream_vacations/siwc.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20021213075507/http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/florida_dream_vacations/wisc0798.zip

Either way, Please keep up the good work! I am definitely a fan :)

love it wish i could thum up more than once.

You made a simple Human In Equestria story interesting by some magic and interesting character. How I wish I could do that...
I love this!

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Well, I was writing on this in my free time during the last six weeks while other stories inspired me. I have 8 chapters so far, all have the plot as a whole, yet there are still plotholes left and right. AND i could still split the one or other chapter due to massive text or a new enemy. I usually take the next chapter and the chapter after this to fill plotholes and to keep check I don't make any mistakes plotwise. Until now, i managed to do this in 2 days flat. But after those 8 chapters? The story will continue no doubt, but it will take longer to write it.

As for alien biology... You don't have the slightest idea... Amazing things are gonna happen to Tyler soon... You just wait for the Gala... Then the stuff get's REALLY interesting...

Damn! he got celestia too!SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

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That word get's overusage in some parts of the world. You think I've sent a playboy to Equestria?
Mayyybee...
Nah, seriously, Celestia will be more of a guide than a lover to him. In fact, I plan the thing between them more... platonic. She would only go near him to troll Luna.

1318366 You cheeky bastard! YOUR BRILLIANT!

i see what you are doing here making multiple love interest so we can not guess witch one very clever

ME GUSTA on chapter 2 :)

I think twilight was like when she realized it haw her diary

Giving a nod, the orange earth pony started to list the chords. “Well, it’s Applebuck season, meanin’ the apples have to be buckled down the trees.”

Giving a nod, the orange earth pony started to list the chores. “Well, it’s Applebuck season, meanin’ the apples have to be bucked down from the trees.”

Major case of 'Wrong-Word-itis' going on here.
chord: three or more musical tones sounded simultaneously.
chore: the regular or daily light work of a household or farm.

“Yes! Enough to buy some silver from your big sister Rarity, Sweetie Belle and we can lend a book about goldsmiths from Twilight. All thanks to your idea, Scootaloo!”
As they stopped, the little Pegasus filly looked to Applebloom. “But it was you who found that great shiny gem, Applebloom! Now, let’s organize our stuff, so we can go back to the clubhouse! I can’t wait to get my cutie mark as a goldsmith!

You realize those are two different metals... right?

Ok, this is more than just a little rushed, it was chased by a cheetah with a rocket on its back. And how everything is together

Is that an aliens reference at the beginning

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It sure is.

“Alright, Sugarcubes! What are ya waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day on Sweet Apple Acres! Every day on this farm is like a day in paradise! Every meal is a banquet! Every apple worth a fortune! Every chore a parade! Ah LOVE this farm!”

Gee Applejack, could you fetch my slippers for me?

I'm not gonna sugarcoat anything, I'm gonna tell you what needs to be said.

While this is an interesting fanfic, certain parts of it are unoriginal and are seen in most HiE fanfics (Like the human helping out on Applejack's farm to earn bits) which takes away from the fanfic in my opinion.

Furthermore, it's incredibly annoying to see how in almost every HiE fanfic the human gets along with the mane six and they get all buddy buddy with each other. In a realistic scenario this would not happen, and the human would be detained until it was known whether or not they were a threat to Equestria.

That's pretty much all I have to say...

“There are times when you eat and there are times when you prank. But there are no times you prank someone who eats! This can end unfortunately!

Well spoken! Master Pai-Mai agrees!
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Several days of training passed. By the time he considered himself back in shape, he would lift Rainbow Dash onto his shoulders to run along his training grounds. With a roaring laughter the cerulean Pegasus cheered for him. After that he made pushups with her still on his back and while his arms burnt and sweat was running down his forehead, Rainbow rewarded each pushup with another count as Twilight took careful note of the capabilities of the human while watching his progress.

Needs training montage music:

Fucking Cutie Mark Crusaders, always unleashing villains and shit.

I can tell you now; if they tried to "contain" me, I'd take it as a threat to my life and would neutralize anyone sent. Permanently. Hell, he just said that scaring a human results in violence, right after suggesting that the ponies lock-up/attack any other humans that appear. Is he trying to cause a massacre of guardsponies?

No, Tyler, praying is NOT a 'habit' of us humans. Seriously people, can you leave the religion shit out of the stories?

Sorry if this offends anyone, but when people bring religion into their stories, it pisses me off.

4086138 you make a good point religion has and always will be a touche subject, but you don't have to read it. someone will always write or put stuff in fics or anything else that someone wont like....so take it with a grain of salt and enjoy the ride so to speek

Good thing it was a human and not GALACTOSE

Oh my god, this character is so Gary Stu it's almost sickening. I know it's REALLY early in the series but there are obviously points where it really needs some work. There are a few points where it's clear he has some assumptions one would make if they had seen the show like his assumption that ponies are more peaceful than man. I mean, you could make that stretch of logic but if I saw ponies without knowing about them, I wouldn't be running on assumptions.

The interactions are a little stiff, making it seem like he's winning over the ponies way too easily. I've never trusted someone fully after just a day.

Now that I've got my criticisms(however baseless) out of the way, I'm interested in where the story will go.

The dark spirits are coming.

*looks out the window*

I predict a shit-storm coming

*thunder claps*

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Erm yah

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This seems more appropriate:

Just saying, calling Tyler 'big guy' is more of a Rainbow Dash thing, rather than Twilight. Other than that, good job

Ah, he can't go back, if I'm reading that right, or he could, but must choose not to.
Burn the bridge...burn the metaphorical bridge back to where he is from.

“Are you saying humans are evil?”

Geeze, jump to conclusions why don't you?

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It's just making sure that no harm can befall her beloved subjects, I'm sure of it.

"In the early hours, the Apple family was awakened by the crowing of their prized cock."
XD
I SAW THAT AS GROWING NOT CROWING
MY SIDES

"Oh, you little crusaders… Don’t you see? You three are so good friends now. If only one of you gets a cutie mark, the other two are still struggling. That’s what makes you guys so special. You three stick together no matter what. That’s a very deep bond of friendship you have there. Instead of you three envying the others for their cutie marks, the others should envy you for your friendship.”

Lol, after season 5- episode 18, you'll see just how accurate that really is.

That first sentence tho

"In the early hours, the Apple family was awakened by the crowing of their prized cock"
Lol wow dirty family

1st reference: Aliens.

2nd part: 'Thread.' Prince of Egypt.

Crap, that ending did not bode well...

I think that Tyler tries too hard to be loved by everyone. And that they like him too quickly. But if there is one thing I agree with him on it is that You don't prank someone who eats. Hell, my big brother did that when I was young and I got furious. Co-workers, same thing there... I'm easily aggravated...

Hey Rainbow Dash! Why the loooong face?

classic

In the early hours, the Apple family was awakened by the crowing of their prized cock

Big Mac? Oh wait you meant a rooster

Why does Diamond Tiara have an obsession with butts?

7047068 Easily eggravated, are you? Heheh... I am so sorry..

Funny
Big Guy, T-Man(Tall Man), Bigfoot, White Man, Big dick and Big Head

Will spike eat the rainbow gem? Dear god

I love the quote you used from aliens, but you changed the wording.

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Well AJ is no member of the USMC. She can't do the whole Apone speech word for word.

oh f*ck evil laughter from the gem
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DAMNIT!

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Any evil I encounter I will be sure to face head on!

That was a awesome read he is getting literally

and is his game.I just can't get enough of this story.

Hey… You two there! Stop giving others a hard time! Besides! Who said I was blank?”

literally no one said that, actually. Odd that he just... suddenly came up with that answer. I mean, not directly to the MC here, anyways... He had no reason to say what he did.

Please tell me you aren't gonna try and cram anymore religious... stuff down my throat, and why oh why do the protagonists in these things almost ALWAYS have such a problem with nudity and or intimate relations with sapient ponies? Xenophobic much