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So here ya go, folks! Until now my longest chapter.
I kept thinking about the relationships for several days now, this scenario seems to be the one most proper to me.
Hope you all like it.
And don't forget: Bless all forms of intelligence!
BAM!,He scored huge!.Wonder how this will effect him in ponyville tommarow?
Only advice for him is try to stay away from Lyre!
Tyler is so bucking awesome, so bucking clever, so bucking lucky... and so BUCKED...
You made my evening. Thank you!
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Clever? I'd rather say he's doing fine. if he's so clever then why the idea with living like a hermit in the Everfree? Nah, he's not a prodigy. But you are right! He is bucked... because now all those letters need to be answered with saying "Nope!".
1331965 Okay wrong word, my bad.
Okay then, I say he's intelligent, 'cause he know different kind of cultures from Earth. He not like the one who closes himself into his own country and say: "That's the whole world and I know all the world..."
Sadly, lot of people in my country are like this. But Tyler not and I like that in that character...
And yes... HE'S SO BUCKED!
Hé good chapter i wonder what Celestia and Luna will do :3
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I seemed to have overlook that part of your comment, but "Part alicorn, part human"?
Well this was a humorous, sweet chapter.
Even if he already has a heard he is still pretty screwd. If the ratio is 1:5 that means that every other mare could still try to be the other three. That means being crushed in more love letters.
Anyway, good luck with all of your endeavors, and hope to see more soon.
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True. 3 more to go, but I have things to make him more popular or to make other mares so intimidated that they won't dare to approach him anymore. For instance... If he would court an alicorn (Which might or might not happen ) other's could think, that he is waaayyy to high up in the sky.
Could of course also shoot backwards like "He has the guts to court a princess! DO WANT!!!"
So yeah! Glad you like it
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I would think that dating a mare that has the potential to kick a tree in half if she wanted to would intimidate other mares already. Though you are right. Dating one, or both of the princesses could either make others intimidated, or want him more.
Well this is an awesome story. Thank you for writing it.
One word
"Swag"
Just seen the new image. I really hope that doesn't mean that they are going to change into humans. Just keep everyone as they are please. If their love is strong, and true it shouldn't matter what species they are.
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Do you really think i would permanently humanize ponies for the sake of the hero? How little you know... Here! I throw a chapter at you. Have fun to speculate what will happen next!
is this going to become the main six sex party eventually jesus christ timmy
Ha! I see that Batman reference in there!
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A Batman reference? In chapter 5? Ok.... Where?
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The dialogue between Tyler and Trixie, where he sympathizes with her about rebuilding a life in society all because of a bad day and then the smoochie.
Strangely enough... This makes sense. Wild Brumbys here in Australia do that (I'm not so sure everywhere else, but if that be the case, so be it), one alpha mare with a herd up to twenty or so with a few being stallions for breeding purposes. And cattle do the same thing as well.
This is so well thought out. So well it's scary
In Tyler's position I think i would run into the everfree forest kill 5 manticores a dragon and 2 hydras with my bare hands and wits and then come back to ponyville next summer
That's crazily low. In fact thats "Post apolcaypse, fleeing with the shattered remains of our civilization low in a rag tag cargo fleet low".
Most rushed sex I have ever read...Good story though.
Hmm....awesome story, but the whole thing feels rushed. Either way I can skip the ero if I have to just to read more of the story that makes my face hurt smiling
you know what could have made the build up of that situation even better? If he, while backing away, had noticed a calender on the nearby wall, with a spring month on display (march, april, may). Then those little cogwheels in his head would have turned, making him recall what she just said and then his minds reaction should have been like "....April... spring... heat?! I'M FUCKED!!"
Dat Harley Quinn reference!
But why does no human ever consider to wait out the "heat" season in zecora's hut? I have never ever read any story, where this idea was considered.
All fics i have read so far, that dealt with the heat, in none of them, the human ever tried to avoid the heat problem, by asking zecora for asylum.
Staying over at her hut, I imagen can be very educative at least, she can tell stories, share some knowledge about potions etc.
I don't even.....
"With that, she turned into a cloud"
.........
Pinkie didn't have enough cake!!!! I didn't know that was possible!
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Henge no Jutsu!
There is a lot more to it than that. These are societies where they either live in an area where they struggle particularly hard to survive against a particularly vicious environment, or they have even fewer resources than other areas and live in close contact with different communities, resulting in conflict.
For the former, males are stronger so their societies would then develop around needing more males and that led to a belief (possibly correct belief, given that they only used males for fighting and hunting) that more females were a drain on what scant resources they had and didn't put anything back.
For the latter, males did all of the fighting, so it would result in females being seen as almost useless and a drain on strained resources. The end result of both scenarios is infanticide of many females. This was done to ensure the continued survival of the community which already walked along a knife's edge. Eventually, these communities came into the modern age, but kept many of their traditions from those times without realizing the harm it would do to a modern community. Most have since learned better and taken steps to correct the problem.
I doubt it, because denying you knowledge of what the mistakes were would have the opposite effect. More like he doesn't want you to view humanity in a bad light. Especially since you don't live on Earth, so you cannot truly understand the necessity of most of our actions. Humans do what we believe is necessary. Humanity has not really made much in the way of mistakes. More like we do what is necessary, but the situations or our own unpreparedness for those situations sometimes forces us to do terrible things as we failed to avoid those things becoming a necessity. Like war.
Pfft, what advancement? Besides, from the show, what they miss most are things like spacecraft and cellphones and war-technologies. Other than that, they seem to be doing quite well on their own.
Prey animals wouldn't war amongst each other, anyway. Prey is not aggressive and does little more than run away from threats. Herd animals have a strict hierarchy they establish within and everyone respects without complaint because to do otherwise is to be outcast, which is suicide for prey animals.
Pack predators are much the same. Humans are totally unique in that we can operate quite well as both lone-wolves and in packs. All other predators and prey are strictly one or the other, never both. This leads to a distinct lack of concern over the possibility of being kicked out for our behavior towards disputes within the group.
Because fighting over resources so you don't have to watch your children wither from a bloody plague is folly. Because fighting over beliefs that you believe will save your enemies and given them a much better life than they currently have is folly. In the end, much of our wars are born of two things: Needs and Compassion. We need things some other community has for the sake of our families, so we fight over it. We care, so we want to ensure everyone is happy and prosperous and each faction believes that their way will lead to that and that everyone else's way will lead to disaster. So we fight over it. There is nothing wrong with either of those things. None of this is folly. We don't go "oh, I feel like starting a war today".
I do like your depictions and descriptions of humanity. I just think they all lean a bit too much towards portraying humans as a whole as being bitter and meaninglessly vicious who fight for no reason at all than a balanced representation of the human species. Above all else, humans do nothing without believing it is necessary. Even if it is something we want to do, there are many reasons coming together to make us want.
If they are unwilling (they are clearly able, just unwilling) to put in the effort and determination to achieve those things on their own, then they do not deserve those achievements at all. Giving ours to them spits on all of the blood, sweat, and tears sacrificed for all that we have.
Aaaaand this post, like my last one, got way out of hand in length. Sorry!
Personally I think that he should of kept relationships on the down low
aww moment good show
Incoming shit storm of cake and pinkie!
And also, my natural hair colour is blue and my real name is Brad
My OC senses are tingling, and not in a good way...
I dunno what Twi was fretting 'bout, even if you both had the same amount of chromosomes, the evolutionary difference is so great it would not matter anyway
Haha, what a splendid choice of words
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Pretty sure its 7-7.4 billion
Uh, the Burj Kalifa is almost entirely offices.
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Ha!
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Keep in mind this story was posted in 2012 so the info is old... And he never said the Chinese noodle tower thing that I totally remember the name of was an apartment complex :P
Finally a story where a human doesn't go off of " oh earth law says its bad so I can't do it" I say screw earth. Also... I wish I was still able to do things you ponies do. All I can do is perform magic and touch things. Being a being with no natural magic is horrible, the planet doesn't recognise you as a being thus your are virtually unable to interact.
My only saving grace is that I absorb magic and store it to use later. Usefull for when you aren't recognised as a person but part of the world.
Ugh I wish I had someone to talk magic with... My life sucks.
A protagonist named Tyler who gets all the mares. Something about this pleases me.
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"I say screw Earth."
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Oy vey....
I'm not sure which one of the two chromosomes Tyler is talking about. Tere are 46 chromosomes in the body, but 23 in the s. cell and the egg cell. either way,it couldn't equal the pony. My OCD can't handle this blasphemy...
that has my heart pumpin.
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Well there are probably differences between the ponies' chromosome number and our worlds ponis chromosome count because of multiverse theory.
Well, they aren't. So stop being a baby and smooch her silly. Worst pick up line I ever heard.
RD being wholesome as fuck..... mah heart
For the previous chapters I stand by my last comment but for this one I now not jest see all those flaws and complaints I FEEL them this was so rushed even Sonic was left in the dust.