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  • T The Serenade of Silver Belles

    After a falling out with Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon discovers she has feelings for Sweetie Belle.
    76,961 words · 10,575 views  ·  1,255  ·  34
  • T Saturday Night Slam Masters

    Sometimes a pony needs an outlet for their stress. Applejack's just happens to be masked combat sports.
    7,710 words · 1,987 views  ·  175  ·  3
  • T Cloudy With A Chance of Hairy Russian Wrestlers

    Zangief Spinning Piledrives some poor bastard into Equestria, and now the Gief must get home.
    19,975 words · 2,759 views  ·  181  ·  6
  • E May The Force Be With Y'all

    While cleaning up after a particularly hectic Cutie Mark Crusader sleepover, Rarity and Apple Jack stumble across a couple of toy lightsabers. Havoc ensues.
    4,897 words · 829 views  ·  71  ·  1
  • T Cadence and Shining Armor In: The Dreamhouse

    With a parasprite infestation running rampant in the Crystal Palace, Cadance and Shining Armor find themselves relocated to some temporary housing that isn't exactly up to par. Needless to say, Cadance isn't taking the move well at all
    1,717 words · 629 views  ·  90  ·  2
  • T I Really Like Her... Socks?

    Sweetie Belle and Silver Spoon spend a relaxing afternoon with one another. Also socks.
    1,891 words · 2,655 views  ·  274  ·  15
  • T Diamond Tiara is: The Gator Grappler

    A wild alligator attack threatens to turn a day at the local swimming hole into a complete and total bloodbath, but not if Diamond Tiara has anything to say about it.
    1,320 words · 178 views  ·  41  ·  0 · gore
  • T The Devil and The Dunce (A.K.A. Pinkie Pie vs Akuma/ Gouki)

    Pinkie Pie vs Akuma (Gouki) From Street fighter. 'Nuff Said.
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  • Tuesday
    A short decree

    By the power vested in me by the internet, I hereby decree that all those practicing in the medical field of gynecology shall no longer be known as 'Gynecologists', but rather 'Pussy Wizards'. I feel as though this change will inspire an influx of eager young men and women to break into the study and practice of gynecology for the sheer privilege of printing out and distributing business cards in the vain of: Dr. *Insert name here* Pussy Wizard M.D.

    It will be glorious.

    Loathe,

    Your Antagonist

    10 comments · 52 views
  • 1w, 3d
    Confession: I've lost my desire to upload stories.

    A writer on this site who doesn't want to upload his stories, isn't that just the oddest thing? Now, don't mistake my words, mon ami. I haven't stopped writing. I assure you that I'm still losing sleep and struggling to resist distractions long enough to put words on a page and I can even double guarantee that they're still about colorful talking horses. Cross my heart, hope to fly and you know the fuckin' rest.

    I just can't explain why I don't want to upload a new story to this site or why I can't post a perfectly good fun blog for fun. Hell, committing to the upload of this blog was a chore in itself. It's so weird, I used to plot and plan on the perfect upload times for a new story, calculating and estimating the average approval times for new one-shots or waiting until the maximum amount of viewers were on the site during a particular point in the day before uploading. That was my favorite part in the story sharing process after the actual writing, and now I just don't give a damn about the sharing process at all. It's not like I don't want to share my stories for the thrill of criticisms and appraisals of my fanfic's literary worth, it's just a feeling of... guilt I suppose that's holding me back.

    Let me try to elaborate further, I don't want to upload another series for fear that I'll just end up neglecting it for a year to write a plethora of random one shots again and I don't want to release any one-shots for fear that I'll get questioned on whether I'm going to work on something I've promised. And combined with pending developments from my job, I don't want to let a story sit for months at a time for fear that it'll lose its audience because I might have to go away for months or a year at a time. Sounds stupid I know, but those are the tiny devils that I bed down with every night.

    I guess this is as good a time as any to confess another insecurity of mine writing wise: I'm a slow writer. Like sometimes 30 words a day slow, sometimes even less. It's not a product of laziness, it's just me taking my time, but it bothers me that I write so incredulously slow while watching other more capable writers crap out gold practically weekly while I struggle to make it to my halfway point in the course of a month. Again, stupid I know, but these are the things that bother me while I write. I'd love to lie and say that I'm just not feeling very inspired, but lately all I've been doing is crushing comic books, games, novels, and anime and TV seasons. If anything I'm over inspired and should have a mountain of work to show for it, but somewhere along the way I allowed a toxic element into my writing process, grew hesitant and quality obsessive and the writing progress just slowly started grinding to a crawl.  Again, stupid I know, but these are the issues I bed down with at the end of the work day.

    Well, I don't know when I'll ever get over these minor hold-ups in my self-confidence, but when I do, you can rest assured that I'll be a functionally semi-competent writer again. OH and before I forget, fuck the 'E' key on my keyboard. I don't know when that piece of shit got so sensitive, but I have to spend half my time taking out extra 'E's when I type because it has to possess all the sensitivity of a damn clitoris. Fuck that key and fuck soft bristle toothbrushes, but that's a rant for another day.

    Loathe,

    Your Antagonist

    5 comments · 77 views
  • 2w, 6d
    So... anyone got Smash Bros 3DS and feel like getting their ass thoroughly tapped?

    3DS Friend Code: 1332-8640-9840

    Name: Antagonist

    Come get some if you got it, 'cause all this Falcon Punch is for you.

    Loathe,

    Your Antagonist

    9 comments · 74 views
  • 3w, 1d
    OH DEAR ME YOUR GOD, SWEET FUCKING FREEDOM

    3 weeks... 3 fucking weeks that somehow managed to be worse than basic training. 3 weeks of stomping through swampy forests, nearly injuring my ankles, starving, not sleeping, not writing, having this song stuck in my damn head and the most exhaustive disciplinary PT sessions I've ever experienced and they're finally over...

    But wait, all of that was just lead up to a 60 day version of what you just did, right?

    ...fuck. Well, whatever, I've got a month before that and besides that, after all that time of not eating whatever I wanted to, it's time to contract some food and alcohol poisoning and binge watch cartoons like the adult I am truly not. Also, I need to celebrate my stolen birthday with copious amounts of alcohol, colorful breakfast cereals and Super Mario World. I'll see y'all when I update next!

    FREEEEEEEEEDOM

    I feel exactly like that except Aladdin is a group of 57 men I'll probably never see again

    Loathe,

    Your Antagonist

    10 comments · 69 views
  • 6w, 2d
    To all my American Bronies and Pegasisters

    It's 9/11. Let's just take a moment of silence for those that lost their lives 13 years ago today.

    Loathe,

    Your Antagonist

    3 comments · 81 views
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Silver Spoon awoke one morning only to find that her parents had left without preparing her breakfast. Alone, with a strange voice lurking about and hungry, she must fend for herself. But in a world where an upper-middle class filly lacks sufficient cooking skills, there is only one food that can provide relief. Can Silver Spoon withstand the challenge of: Breakfast Cereal? Dig in to find out!

First Published
24th Oct 2012
Last Modified
24th Oct 2012
#1 · 104w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Hm?

Commence read.

Comment: What...? I don't :facehoof: Well that was interesting and strange.

#2 · 104w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

This is where reason comes to die.

Well... thanks for the warning before I took a read through it.

*reads the whole thing*

I'm going to go do something else and forget this ever existed.

#3 · 104w, 3d ago · 3 · 1 ·

INB4 FEATURE BECAUSE IT'S A PONY DOING A RANDOM THING AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

#4 · 104w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

Pinkie called. She wants to know where you get your random, and if you are willing to share.

Also, there is now confetti coming out of my cellphone.

#5 · 104w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

Candy... Ravage.... Dude, I just gotta marry your puns.

And where was Mr. Neigh with his tank? when you needed him the most. SILVER SPOON GET SOME NUTS!

Erm... yeah. Also I'd like to commend your attention to detail. This story could have been written in 1k words, but it wouldn't have worked as well without the descriptions. What really hammered the point home was a small tidbit, but I love it how earlier Candy Ravage was headbutting the fridge and in the end you mention the fridge being dented. You know, just perfect.

#6 · 104w, 3d ago · · ·

I wanted to be surprised by this... but then I remembered you write a story about hairy russians in equestria. So yeah... hiliarious...

#7 · 104w, 3d ago · · ·

Still more logical than Chemistry.

#8 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1497396...and math combined.

Bronydragon:moustache:

#9 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

This...

Looks interesting.

Will read later.

#10 · 104w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

Ha ha ha ha! Candy Ravage... My god. Little Ladle, Bronze Spork, just fantastic. Loved it.

Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

#11 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1497901 Today my teacher literally said "the reason why this is, is because the guy who came up wih it must have been smoking something good".

#12 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

That was awesome. Maybe a sequel with Lyra "The Hitmare" Heartstrings or C.M. Pinkie Pie?   :derpytongue2:

#13 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1498767 Your teacher read this?

#14 · 104w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

silver spoon is an indirect badass ftw!

#15 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

dafuq is this... DAMN YOU ANTAGONIST! *barrels rolls out window*

#16 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1498767

Wohoooaah!!! Some badass teacher you got there! :rainbowderp:

>>1499098

Either this or he was referring to math or chemistry. :derpytongue2:

Bronydragon:moustache:

#18 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

"This is where reason comes to die."

I am a fool... I should have listened... :ajsleepy: There is no hope for me now...

#19 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

Anyways...

That was weird.  Very, very weird.  But interesting and pretty funny.  Sooo...

Yeah, I've kind of run out of things to say that would be proper in describing this story.  

   Wordlessly,

               ~Plyxe

#20 · 104w, 2d ago · · ·

This is where reason comes to die.

Why does this sound like something Evil Homer would say about a bad fic? :rainbowlaugh: Seriously though, this looks good. Definitely gonna give it a read.

EDIT:

Seriously, this shit is hilarious. Please, make MOAR!!!!

#21 · 104w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1497019 Look, I'm sure you thought you were being ironically hilarious, but put your ego to the side for a second while I break this down for you barney style right quick: This isn't what you thought it was. I'm sure that in all the half a year you've been on this site you think you've seen everything, from the popular overused tropes (which I'm positive you thought this was), to the crappy spin-off fictions but baby, you ain't seen nothin' if you ain't looking in to the mind of a bi-polar weirdy, which I'm offering you here. Canst thou look beyond the cover to gaze upon madness?

Loathe,

Your Antagonist

#22 · 104w, 22h ago · 2 · ·

>>1509162 Oh, I read it. I always do. It was nice.

#23 · 104w, 22h ago · · ·

Even Equestria has the Kool-Aid Man. That is frightening.

#24 · 103w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

This is an absolutely delightful bit of madness. Thank you for this.

#25 · 103w, 5d ago · 2 · ·

>>1509162

I'm pretty sure he's just mentioning the fact that silly/random/nonsensical stories tend to get instant feature box on this site. Rather annoying if you ask me.

#26 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

Randy Savage AND Kool-Aid?

WATCH'U GONNA, BROTHER, WHEN BREAKFAST RUNS ALL OVER YOU?!

#27 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

This just kinda made my day. It takes a bizarre concept and commits to it so well that gets over the dreaded hump of "Oh, look, another stupid 'random' story". You could have easily ruined this little gem if you'd tried to make it snarky and ironic. My thanks and congratulations for not doing that.

Also, dat ending  :rainbowlaugh:

#28 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

Hell to the Yeah.

#29 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

My average sized human, my average sized human...

#31 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

I really should have looked at who wrote this before I went in.  Then I might have been ready.  As it was, I stood no chance.  The madness has me... :pinkiecrazy:

#32 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

OH, NO!!!!

#33 · 103w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

I think I just read a Saturday morning cartoon.

Or a commercial during Saturday morning cartoons. :twilightoops:

Either way this is so ridiculously random, it's funny. :derpytongue2:

#34 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

I'm not sure what to think of this story.

On a randomness scale of 1 to 10, this gets a Pinkie Pie.

#35 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·
#36 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

“No need, Little Spoon! Watch this!” The minotaur reached behind himself and produced a block of steel. He slammed the block repeatedly against the kitchen floor until, through some miracle of physics and precision, he held up a crude and horribly bent ladle. “Here ya go, kid.” The minotaur tossed the mangled utensil into Silver Spoon’s cereal.

I think that's when my brain just gave up and stopped functioning entirely. This story was funny and well-written but... I don't even know... How the heck did you come up with this?! I've read tons of random comedy stories, but this one takes the cake... er, cereal. What did I just read and why did I like it so much?

#37 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

I...I...

I just...don't know...

#38 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

Poor Silver Spoon, finding herself suddenly caught in a breakfast commercial.

I liked this a lot. Just the right amount of ridiculousness to satisfy my brain.:pinkiehappy:

#39 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

MY NAME IS CANDY RAVAGE, AND I'M OVERDRAMATIC.

:unsuresweetie: Naw, really? :facehoof:

#40 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1524998

Either way.

#41 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

This was hilariously random! Not entirely sure what happened, but it was funny! :rainbowlaugh:

#42 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

And here I thought the story would be about the difficulties a pony has using a spoon.  Regardless, it was a good story and it kept me entertained the whole way through.

#43 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

Wow. Just wow. I don't even know....:pinkiecrazy:

#44 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1525320 Wonder if that's a Minotaur thing.

#45 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

I see he broadened his horizons past Slim Jims.

Now I wanna seek Pinkie in a Mankind mask. :pinkiecrazy:

#46 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

DIG IT.

#47 · 103w, 5d ago · · ·

this was ... bizarre. i'm okay with that

#48 · 103w, 4d ago · · ·

IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLE!

Funny thing, that was my first thought before I even read the thing. Now that I've read it, it's all the more appropriate.

Anyway, this was a... rather bizarre roller-coaster ride. I won't say I loved it, but it was somewhat entertaining.

#49 · 103w, 4d ago · · ·

My drain has been bamaged.

#50 · 103w, 4d ago · · ·

You also could have made the story start out like, "keep calm. Do not turn around, and proceed towards the cereal box", or something like that.

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