Hm?

Commence read.

Comment: What...? I don't Well that was interesting and strange.

This is where reason comes to die.

Well... thanks for the warning before I took a read through it.

*reads the whole thing*

I'm going to go do something else and forget this ever existed.

INB4 FEATURE BECAUSE IT'S A PONY DOING A RANDOM THING AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

Pinkie called. She wants to know where you get your random, and if you are willing to share.

Also, there is now confetti coming out of my cellphone.

Candy... Ravage.... Dude, I just gotta marry your puns.

And where was Mr. Neigh with his tank? when you needed him the most. SILVER SPOON GET SOME NUTS!

Erm... yeah. Also I'd like to commend your attention to detail. This story could have been written in 1k words, but it wouldn't have worked as well without the descriptions. What really hammered the point home was a small tidbit, but I love it how earlier Candy Ravage was headbutting the fridge and in the end you mention the fridge being dented. You know, just perfect.

I wanted to be surprised by this... but then I remembered you write a story about hairy russians in equestria. So yeah... hiliarious...

Still more logical than Chemistry.

>>14973961497396...and math combined.

Bronydragon

This...

Looks interesting.

Will read later.

Ha ha ha ha! Candy Ravage... My god. Little Ladle, Bronze Spork, just fantastic. Loved it.

Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

>>14979011497901 Today my teacher literally said "the reason why this is, is because the guy who came up wih it must have been smoking something good".

That was awesome. Maybe a sequel with Lyra "The Hitmare" Heartstrings or C.M. Pinkie Pie?  

>>14987671498767 Your teacher read this?

silver spoon is an indirect badass ftw!

dafuq is this... DAMN YOU ANTAGONIST! *barrels rolls out window*

>>14987671498767

Wohoooaah!!! Some badass teacher you got there!

>>14990981499098

Either this or he was referring to math or chemistry.

Bronydragon

Well... that was certainly... uh...

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...

... I think...

"This is where reason comes to die."

I am a fool... I should have listened... There is no hope for me now...

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Anyways...

That was weird.  Very, very weird.  But interesting and pretty funny.  Sooo...

Yeah, I've kind of run out of things to say that would be proper in describing this story.  

   Wordlessly,

               ~Plyxe

This is where reason comes to die.

Why does this sound like something Evil Homer would say about a bad fic? Seriously though, this looks good. Definitely gonna give it a read.

EDIT:

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Seriously, this shit is hilarious. Please, make MOAR!!!!

>>14970191497019 Look, I'm sure you thought you were being ironically hilarious, but put your ego to the side for a second while I break this down for you barney style right quick: This isn't what you thought it was. I'm sure that in all the half a year you've been on this site you think you've seen everything, from the popular overused tropes (which I'm positive you thought this was), to the crappy spin-off fictions but baby, you ain't seen nothin' if you ain't looking in to the mind of a bi-polar weirdy, which I'm offering you here. Canst thou look beyond the cover to gaze upon madness?

Loathe,

Your Antagonist

>>15091621509162 Oh, I read it. I always do. It was nice.

Even Equestria has the Kool-Aid Man. That is frightening.

This is an absolutely delightful bit of madness. Thank you for this.

>>15091621509162

I'm pretty sure he's just mentioning the fact that silly/random/nonsensical stories tend to get instant feature box on this site. Rather annoying if you ask me.

Randy Savage AND Kool-Aid?

WATCH'U GONNA, BROTHER, WHEN BREAKFAST RUNS ALL OVER YOU?!

This just kinda made my day. It takes a bizarre concept and commits to it so well that gets over the dreaded hump of "Oh, look, another stupid 'random' story". You could have easily ruined this little gem if you'd tried to make it snarky and ironic. My thanks and congratulations for not doing that.

Also, dat ending  

Hell to the Yeah.

My average sized human, my average sized human...

I really should have looked at who wrote this before I went in.  Then I might have been ready.  As it was, I stood no chance.  The madness has me...

OH, NO!!!!

I think I just read a Saturday morning cartoon.

Or a commercial during Saturday morning cartoons.

Either way this is so ridiculously random, it's funny.

I'm not sure what to think of this story.

On a randomness scale of 1 to 10, this gets a Pinkie Pie.

>>15101751510175 Kool-Aid Kolt would be more like it! Oh yeah!!!

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“No need, Little Spoon! Watch this!” The minotaur reached behind himself and produced a block of steel. He slammed the block repeatedly against the kitchen floor until, through some miracle of physics and precision, he held up a crude and horribly bent ladle. “Here ya go, kid.” The minotaur tossed the mangled utensil into Silver Spoon’s cereal.

I think that's when my brain just gave up and stopped functioning entirely. This story was funny and well-written but... I don't even know... How the heck did you come up with this?! I've read tons of random comedy stories, but this one takes the cake... er, cereal. What did I just read and why did I like it so much?

I...I...

I just...don't know...

Poor Silver Spoon, finding herself suddenly caught in a breakfast commercial.

I liked this a lot. Just the right amount of ridiculousness to satisfy my brain.

MY NAME IS CANDY RAVAGE, AND I'M OVERDRAMATIC.

Naw, really?

>>15249981524998

Either way.

This was hilariously random! Not entirely sure what happened, but it was funny!

And here I thought the story would be about the difficulties a pony has using a spoon.  Regardless, it was a good story and it kept me entertained the whole way through.

Wow. Just wow. I don't even know....

>>15253201525320 Wonder if that's a Minotaur thing.

I see he broadened his horizons past Slim Jims.

Now I wanna seek Pinkie in a Mankind mask.

DIG IT.

this was ... bizarre. i'm okay with that

IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLE!

Funny thing, that was my first thought before I even read the thing. Now that I've read it, it's all the more appropriate.

Anyway, this was a... rather bizarre roller-coaster ride. I won't say I loved it, but it was somewhat entertaining.

My drain has been bamaged.

You also could have made the story start out like, "keep calm. Do not turn around, and proceed towards the cereal box", or something like that.

This was epic. It read like a really long cereal commercial, and I loved it!

Also: "My Average Sized Human" sounds like a freaking awesome show.

I demand a sequal!

Thank you, Mr. Antagonist. I lose faith in random comedy fics sometimes, but you've just reminded me that they can, in fact, be awesome.

Also, you get bonus points for creative use of a minotaur. That needs to happen in fics a lot more often.

THIS STORY IS TOO FULL OF AWESOME TO STAY OUT OF THE COMMENTS SECTION!!! MINOTAUR POOOOOOOOOOWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

>>15366461536646 I feel so American right now because of that.

>>15367301536730 well then god bless you and your awesomeness.

The newcomer looked at Candy Ravage, then at Silver Spoon, and finally shook his head while drawing his thumb across his throat.

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“Oooooh, Hunger! That was a baaad moooove, ‘cause you just pushed the go-time button!” The minotaur leaped onto a nearby countertop, successfully cracking the smoothed-out finish. He immediately ripped the torso off of his tights and pointed a massive log of a finger at the griffin.

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Is it just me or did you slip in a Homestuck reference in there?

>>15241181524118  Except for the fact that this is actually a clever, well-constructed whimsical pop-culture farce.  And no trace of angst, emo, clop, or ponies being torn to bloody shreds!

It's... A MIRACLE!!  

I was laughing throughout until I hit the end...

>>>At that moment a nearby wall exploded and the most unwelcome house guest of all introduced himself with a booming voice as he stepped through the wrecked kitchen. “Oh Yeah!”>>>

That punchline... I am certain my guffaw caused a lung to rocket out of my throat.  It's the only way to explain the hole that suddenly appeared in the wall in front of me.  

>>15250731525073  I have a suspicion that copious amounts of ethanol-containing beverages were consumed before, during, and after the writing of this fic.  

The first question we must ask as critics is: 'why'.

Thankfully I am not a critic or that question would go unanswered.

So funny!

Oh god. if I can find  good hulk hogan impersonator I am so turning this into an audio play.

>>15422371542237

'thumb across throat' means 'you're going down' lots of places, not just Homestuck.

Da fuq did I just read?!

I normally ignore these kind of silly one-shots, but this was a nice and altogether random reprieve from the Halloween inundation of Super Serious Grimdark sadfics.

The Mighty Minotarts reminds me of the Powerthirst YouTube commercial

>>15515411551541

That would be awesome to hear.

>>15650631565063 I knoooow... Hmm now I'm more tempted to try and do this. *plots

..... I don't think I wanna know what I just read...

~Have a savvy day! ~

What... the... fuck?! XD

That was hilarious, and awesome.

You know, it would have been funnier if this story has less minotaurs and more lol-realism. Maybe even end with her competing with Sweetie Belle to see whom can produce the better juice...

...Orange juice.

Don't worry, Silver. We all have those kinds of mornings.

...Well, I assume everyone in Ponyville has those kinds of mornings.

I demand a sequel featuring Hulk Hogan vs the Ultimate Warrior.

Damn. Just... DAMN. This is right up there with Cutie Mark Crusader Alcoholics. This was probably the most balls-out insane fics I've ever read. This NEEDS to be animated. I swear to Celestia, I want this to become an animation. This is just comedy GOLD.

I give this fic /5

Good Day, sir.

AdamThePony~

One of the most well constructed, detailed humor fics i've ever seen. Most excellent.

>>15012921501292 I'm with you on this one, I just can't stop laughing

>>24348182434818

Wow, until I saw your comment in my notifications, I had forgotten about this story. Doesn't help matters much that I made that comment before Knighty swung his +5 Longsword of Unnecessary Deletion at TWE.