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Bootsy Slickmane


Retired writer and graphic artist.

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After being unceremoniously flung out of the atmosphere, Diamond Tiara finds herself on a bizarre and ridiculous journey through space and time.

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Amazing. Simply amazing. I love your stories, they are...amazing!

Yngwie Malmsteen - Far Beyond The Sun

Stupid lucky giant genocidal space squid. :ajbemused:

I mean... yeah, he did explode but still... he got hugged by Diamond.

Lucky Bastard.

She recalled that time she'd dared Silver Spoon to act like a cat, and how the following ten minutes had left Diamond feeling mildly disturbed and unsure of her own romantic preferences.

Trying to imagine that scene just causes blackouts and nosebleeds. I had to give up after awhile and move on to the next scene since I was down to a half point of blood left.

And seriously, HOW DO YOU START OFF A STORY WITH A 'DAWW MOMENT!? God, I love Autumn. <3

I feel so reinvigorated thanks to this story. You have no idea how many stories I go through and how recently dead I been feeling reading things lately. But this story just slapped the awesome of why I read fanfics, and why Diamond Tiara and these kinds of Silver Spoon depictions keep me going. I have to say, you are just magical when it comes to making original stories with cuteness.

Hell yes, feature this story. For it's worth of a thousand likes and a million views. Of sweet Luna, this was a magical ride and I never wanted to get off. Bravo, and you even kept her obsession with RPing with her spoons, that was just the best.

DT is dating Rumble? Cute. I wonder what you can do with his character if you ever made a story about him or with him in it. One of my fav depictions of Rumblr is somewhere on the forums where he daydreams a lot. Very hyperactive imagination type. And very naive. But that's the beauty of blank slates, you can craft anything! Which is why I'm rambling on rather than stop typing for whatever reason as I derailed from what awesome a fic this story was.

*takes in a deep breath** (btw, you put "breath" and not ""breathe" in space.)

I been so tempted to message you for the past week if you had anything new cooking up, today was good timing. So, yeah, I like the story! xD
So, yeah...



Need more pictures of Diamond Tiara and Kitty Spoon. Someone get on that!

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Thanks! I do my best to entertain.

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Question is: could you keep yourself from exploding if she hugged you? I might shrivel up, myself.

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I totally didn't intend it, but that opening scene totally foreshadows how the big conflict is resolved.
... sorta.

Thanks so much, man, really. This, dude, is why I write. What can I say? I love to make people smile, and I'm glad to have reinvigorated you so. This is one of those stories that was a blast to write, but I was unsure about whether I should publish it or maybe try to add more to it. Apparently, I made the right choice in sending it out when I did. And I just had so much fun with Silver being a cute little weirdo earlier that I couldn't help but feature more of her spoon games. I still want to write a story where Silver tries to get her mother and Di's father to get married so the two fillies can be sisters.

Dating Rumble? What?

*Thinks. Keeps Thinking. Thinks some more.*

:twilightoops: Oh. :rainbowlaugh:

I totally didn't catch that implication. Honestly, I just put that in as a gag based on the fact that "Thunder Lanes" would be a great name for a bowling alley. Although, there's nothing saying that she wasn't going to meet Rumble there, as his brother likely owns the place. It was probably originally called "Thunderlane's Thunder Lanes," but everypony got confused, so he shortened it. Hmm... I might write about that one day.

By the way, you should feel free to message me about anything, really. No guarantees that I'll be able to predict what'll be released next, though, 'cause I've got a lot of stuff in the works and I bounce around a lot among them all.

P.S.: I fixed that typo. Thanks for pointing that out. I proof read and edit my own work, so I often miss a mistake or two.

P.P.S.: And it's probably best to not dwell too much on the Kitty Spoon Story, lest one suffer The Madness.

Dating Rumble? What?

*Thinks. Keeps Thinking. Thinks some more.*

:twilightoops: Oh. :rainbowlaugh:

I totally didn't catch that implication. Honestly, I just put that in as a gag based on the fact that "Thunder Lanes" would be a great name for a bowling alley.

:rainbowlaugh: And here I thought that's why Silver Spoon got all excited to see DT 'changed her mind' when she chose to be with Silver over Rumble, only to find out it was just because Di's Dad didn't have time to take her over to Thunderlane's place. Which, quite honestly, I thought at first (due to the random tag) that you jokingly paired up Thunderlane and Diamond Tiara.
But then the sensible side of me figured to go with, "Oh, Bootsy wouldn't do that sort of comedy, so, it must be rumble then!" which just made Silver's disappointment just hit home.

I read far too much into things. :scootangel:

I wonder what would happen if the CMC ever caught Di and Silvy playing smoochie smoo's with Spoons.

...

Probably nothing, lest Apple Bloom want Di to spill all of HER embarrassing secrets she probably picked up on when they used to hang out together before Di got her cutie mark. Since we'll sort of see why DT is 'So mean!' next season, best to speculate the hell out of things! I just hope the writers keep things with AB and DT's family relations and the sort of playdates they likely had to spend together at times. There is so much potential for comedy seeing how AB is like, particularly in Pinkie Apple Pie and Cutie Pox and such.

Thankfully we have tons of great writers out there that have or try to make good world building and looks into what sort of feuds they may have had. Though, I'm not sure any have actually tried to tackle the CORE of what triggered the bullying. Hopefully we'll get more stories of that sort that go beyond silly things like petty jealousy. It's clear AB must of done something to trigger this "Anything you can do, I can do better!" sort of thing.

Well, I'll be sure to keep more in touch then. Take care, and keep up the cute!

This story is 100% Diamond Cutter approved!
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I'm getting a Douglas Adams vibe from this story :twilightsmile: Silver Spoon has a problem... :rainbowlaugh:

She did eventually stop screaming, of course, when she realized that she was almost certainly going into orbit, and even she knew that space doesn't have air.

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Headcanon: physics only work on ponies who realise how it should work. Pinkie Pie was never good in physics.

At the opposite end of the board was another chair, but this one only had a pile of rocks wearing a fedora and sunglasses.

Rocky, you here?

"And that her name will be Diamond Tiara, and that she lives at 1412 South 9th Street, Ponyville, Equestria."

That's what I call a good prophecy...

"And when she thinks no one is around, she likes to get a kitchen baster, warm up a big bowl of oatmeal, and—"

Oatmeal? Are you crazy?

She recalled that time she'd dared Silver Spoon to act like a cat, and how the following ten minutes had left Diamond feeling mildly disturbed and unsure of her own romantic preferences.

Face it, Diamond, you're a furry lesbian with oatmeal fetish.

And finally, our commander in chief: Goeffrey.

Weird name for a space whale...

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Yeah, Douglas Adams was definitely on my mind during the writing of this one.

Headcanon: physics only work on ponies who realise how it should work. Pinkie Pie was never good in physics.

Given what we've seen in previous cartoons, that actually makes some sense.

Oatmeal? Are you crazy?

Yes. You may begin to realize that I have a slight obsession with oatmeal. No, not like Diamond.

Face it, Diamond, you're a furry lesbian with oatmeal fetish.

Oatmeal fetish could work well with Silver's spoon fetish...

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Yeah, food fetish and unintentional Scootabuse... :pinkiehappy:

Oatmeal fetish could work well with Silver's spoon fetish...

Idea: Diamond Tiara watches Silver Spoon eating oatmeal and gets uncontrollable orgasm.

She recalled that time she'd dared Silver Spoon to act like a cat, and how the following ten minutes had left Diamond feeling mildly disturbed and unsure of her own romantic preferences.

"actually my master prefers me as a dog he he he >;3"

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Headcanon: physics only work on ponies who realise how it should work. Pinkie Pie was never good in physics.

Love it!

This comes to mind:

'the hell did you smoke? :rainbowlaugh:

Lmfao, what a story. It’s hilarious to me how you use so much detail to describe the leaves in the beginning, like it’s a serious story, then a minute later, Sliver is making spoons kiss each other. The whole story was gold, between ridiculous physics, her just lazily chilling in empty space, to the cosmic whales and squid. It was all just a wildly creative story. Definitely was smoking something to make this lol

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