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After witnessing her mother being violated by a stallion in public, and nopony doing anything to stop it, Diamond Tiara decides to take the law into her own hooves. Watch out criminal scum, there's a new guardsmare in town, and her name is Diamond Dazzle Tiara!

Edited by Mudpony

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You had me at "Stop right there, Criminal Scum!"

:pinkiehappy:

I am going to have to ask you to stop, that shouting, it's making people nervous.

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Lol. amazing comment.

I've got a feeling this is gonna be awesome

Rushed and a little hard to visualize, but a pretty good story idea. Thumbed.

Oooooh! The title is a reference to that Alton Towers ride, right? :pinkiehappy:

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Actually, I think it's an Elder Scrolls reference. The guards in Oblivion are notorious for saying it when you break the law.

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2D #9 · Dec 15th, 2013 · · ·

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll."

This was silly, but fun. :yay:

That was great. And I could totally see Diamond growing up to be a cop. Probably not a nice one, though.

Pay the fine, or you're off to jail. :twilightangry2:

Extremely weird & enjoyable. Have a like!

“It’s not important who we are!” Rumble said with a snarl.
“Then why should I care?” Diamond Tiara asked with a raised eyebrow, causing Rumble to growl.
“Th-that’s...uh…” Rumble mumbled to himself, unable to come up with a answer.
“Well, since I’m clearly not meant to care, I’m just going to go home now,” Diamond Tiara grumbled as she turned around and began walking away.

I love you Diamond Tiara. even if I am the villain of this piece :trixieshiftright:

“Are you going to stop this stupid evil plan of yours?” Diamond Tiara asked with a glare.
“Y-Yes,” Silver Spoon replied with a sniffle. Diamond Tiara smiled gently and patted Silver Spoon on the shoulder.
“Good, now that that’s taken care of, wanna get a hooficure before school?”
“I’d love to!” Silver Spoon shouted with a smile,

that was pure GOLD!:pinkiegasp::yay:

Stop right there criminal scum! You violated my mother!:flutterrage:

Just wait till she does this to fully grown ponies.Only, then will she realize that criminals won't say, by just say "Stop!".

And thus, The Guardsmare was born.

The Guardsmare makes me think of

This is glorious.

“The Guardsmare?” the figure asked, more to herself than to Featherweight. “Well, if she’s calling herself that, I suppose that means she prevented one of my underlings from stealing somepony’s lunch money?”

What is this, schoolhouse mafia?

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