You've seen it all; roommates, flatmates, sex buddies, harems, monogamous marriages, combat couples, business partners, patrons, pen pals, and everything and anything in between. First person, second person, third person, webcomic, video game, author avatar and anonymous Mary Sues.
Well, what if all of them happened at the same time? That's right, bronies everywhere need look no further—this story has your escapist fantasies covered. Because you/he/I just moved into Ponyville U, and Princess Luna did too.
Prereading by Sereg.
Chapters (1)
That was fucking retarded, Cleverpun.
Good job.
...Fuck. I'mma take a fucking cold shower now. An EXTREMELY COLD FUCKING COLD SHOWER. Imean bloody ice cubes cold! Damn you. Please write more.
*slowly claps*
... *clap*...*clap*...*clap*...
I told you to never use your powers for evil.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
Now excuse me, I must spoon out my brain into a jar while on heavy sedatives...
That's some good writing right there
Thumbs up for a great parody.
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followed
3042226 Thanks, I try.
Not very hard, but, whatever.
3044026 But then I would never get anything done!
3044528 They were also benevolent, compassionate, and lusty.
Glad it was enjoyable
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Hopefully not too disappointing.
*Facepalms and groans* That was terrible...and at the same time one of the better wish fulfillment fics I'm ever read...I think I need a shower.
Absolutely horrifying. I must have more.
Your ability to write is evident even here. You really deserve more exposure.
Also I love sarcastic shit like this; self-insertion stories make me cringe. Well done, insta-followed.
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I generally try and be a bit more subtle and less hostile about lampooning fandom cliches, but wish fulfillment just makes me
Oh yeah, it's one of those. Absolutely bad and absolutely incredible at the same time. Damn.
Still my favorite part. It was from there that I noticed how much I'd love this even if I didn't. However this works. Ugh, the conflict.
... Seriously, though, keep up the good work!
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The physical bucking end? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7HycFnH26U
And somehow bucking Princess Luna made his thirst become a non-issue. Then again, actual physical needs tend to become irrelevant when the main character gets down and dirty with his waifu.