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Being the only human in Equestria can be a strange and lonely experience. Luckily, you have the upcoming Hearth's Warming Party to look forward to!
But, when everypony seems to want to kiss you under the mistletoe, you get the feeling that something sinister is afoot in Ponyville...
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it looks messy, rushed
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What makes you say that? I'm happy to fix errors you find
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saying that it was released as soon as I was starting chapter 2 of my entry, which I start 5 seconds ago, I seen some errors in place commas, etc. but other than that, it is a good story with a solid plot. Good job, man.
would you care to join the golden Pegasus gang?
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Why not, sounds like a party!
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all you must do is join.
Uh? I thought he was a human.
A silly lil story that got some laughs outta me, especially the ending. Thanks!
Amazome Story CGrant!
Me almost every day.
I haven't read this yet, but thank you so much anyway for using actual stinkin' mistletoe as the cover
(It's not actually a huge deal, but there's a reason there's a "holly mistaken for mistletoe" or whatever tag on Derpibooru
)
[~ Spoilers Below ~]
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And here's where it all started to go wrong.
My thoughts were - "Oh crud, if this CPR is performed correctly, Fluttershy is going to have some broken ribs." - At least in humans, dunno if pony anatomy would change that....?
Well uh, I guess I w-was right?
I couldn't figure out the misconception everypony was having, I tried and failed to guess it. And I can't help but wonder if Pinkie Pie was sincere or just trying her hoof at scoring some loot. All in all a good story and read.
Thank ya Grant!
Headcannon accepted
Should not this story have "second person" tag?
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It should! Thanks, good catch!
Silly, cute, fun to read, and leaves you with a warm feeling. Nice work.
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Thank you! :D
I had so many emotions while reading this I have to give it a like and favorite.
This is where I first lost it.
I knew this would lead to broken ribs. And now my animals think I’m nuts, due to me making noises not unlike a braying mule.
A masterful stroke for a self-insert fic.
Immersion ruined for anyone who’s Irish.
Wait... wut?
WUT? 
Excellent story, Sir, much enjoyed.
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I had to pat myself on the back for the 'What's my name' question, too
Ummm.....Celestia...Luna You've got some explaining to do!
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There are too many hilarious moments that just... fit with the characters so well. Like who spills the beans and how, and the whole “that’s craaaaaaazy!” bit. I may or may not steal the diamond toilet for a cameo somewhere.
Motherfucker I knew that was bound to happen!!!
So, wait. CategoricalGrant is a Leprechaun? Man, everyone's writing fanfic nowadays.
I'll buy everything about this except Twilight being such a bad researcher. Did she hire the Cutie Mark Crusaders to gather info from the human?
Ok
Can't say it's realistic in every aspect, but it was fun. I liked it. Good on you, buddy. I drink in your honor tonight.
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That about sums up my thoughts as well. Ending was cute though.
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Pour one out for your boi
Okay... That's hilarious. My favorite part was when Celestia and Luna spoke in unison. My biggest question was who said what... now my biggest question is why would Luna want a diamond toilet? I'd read a sequel all about that. Like, Celly and Lulu heading back to Canterlot and Celly asking her why she wanted a diamond toilet.
Also, how did Twily mess up THAT badly in her research?
And why does nopony love me!?
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I love you
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WHO DOESN'T WANT A DIAMOND TOILET!?
Fluttershy: de_stroyed
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Prove it by writing a diamond toilet sequel.
very nice story, I'm waiting for more similar, good jobđź‘Ťđź‘Ś
A very good read!
For it to start like this.
and end like this.
was a truly fascinating read, indeed!
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https://youtu.be/bYOxLpsDGYU
I immediately thought of DMX!!!
Now I'm going to have to listen to that song again....
Loved it! And I could really use some cheering up (for reasons we all know).
You know he had to do it to 'em. Dees hoes aint loyal.
What a twist lmao
HE WAS A LEPRECHAUN
OBLIGATORY M NIGHT SHYAMALAN JOKE
what a twist.
I could not stop laughing at the hilarious moments, especially Fluttershy and how she was being descriptive with her choking.
Everypony wants to suck my face off! Better remember my Pony Repellent next time.
Jajaja no bueno que gran historia, al final parece que si era irlandés 👍
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I think Pinkie was genuine. That's why she got it.
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To be sure, just because it doesn't cost you anything for them to get a pot doesn't mean you have to kiss every grasping wench that comes along.
I think it's only fair to warn you, when I showed this story to my friends one of them nearly had a heart attack from cuteness and enjoying it too much.
Since no one did a reading of it, I decided No One would just have to do a reading of it. Enjoy!
Video Link: Hearth's Warming Treasure