"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
Human in Equestria16,990 stories ·16,837 members
Slice of Life8,165 stories ·1,463 members
Everypony is the Best Pony6,501 stories ·1,051 members
Cadence's Library10,521 stories ·1,376 members
Stories on Goodreads28,599 stories ·492 members
Starlight Glimmer I691 stories ·479 members
Starlight Glimmer2,904 stories ·1,542 members
Ponies have particularly floofy chests (or 'barrels')...have you ever noticed that?
A worthless one-shot based entirely on a dank meme ShobieShy posted on Twitter the other day.
EDIT: No way. Featured at #1 almost immediately on 10/7/19. They like the Floof!
EDIT: Audio Reading Link from StraightToThePointStudio same day!
Page generated in 0.028 seconds
Total duration
676 users online
823,600 hits today, 2,364,530 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
*sees Categorical Grant upload a story called Floofy*
Favorite!
Now to actually read it...
Starlight Glimmer AND a cuddlefic?
Must you make me add another one of your stories to my library?
All in all, great work!
Absolutely brilliant. I'm uncomfortable with how much I enjoy this scenario.
The cuddling in all your stories never fails to make me smile. Please never stop.
9870081
I don't plan to anytime soon!
*Sees the title and picture
Me: Yes please
*Reads the story
Me:...too...cute
You, uh, might have misplaced barrel.
bit.ly/30QUROh
The barrel of a horse extends from behind its forelegs to the front of its back legs.
9870093
The front end of the barrel seems just about correct, then
9870111 Normally just called the breast. The chest and belly make up the two parts of the barrel (underside) of the horse.
I guess we're kinda soft.
:P
CG, you need to tone it down with the cuddlefics. It's not realistic.
I mean, we're only talking about a fictional cartoon world of pastel ponies with wings and magic where clouds and rainbows are solid things and mythological creatures are real.
You can't just have characters *gasp* LIKE each other. That's not grounded in real life at all.
Cute little story. I can't resist the pony floof it draws me in like a moth to the proverbial soft cuddly flame.
What is this filth I'm reading... cuddles? What new degeneracy will I see next...hoof holding?
derpicdn.net/img/2019/9/13/2142836/full.png
9870575
Some have called me the most depraved writer on the site for my embrace of soft cuddles and sweet nothings
Great floof, I like very much.
cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-nq6l4syi/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/5799/6308/32177-1024__18703.1457071300.jpg?c=2?imbypass=on
9870597
There is evil that walks among us, and evil thy name is... CategoricalGrant
This is too cute. is this part of your plan for world domination?
It's working.
Great! Now I want to hug a pony, and I don't have one! Thanks!
9870825
This is where the SFW dakis and big plushies come in :3
Good, because otherwise you would miss whatever you had planned for the rest of the day.
9870575
Just wait until he gets to nuzzling...
9870834
Don’t need ‘em. My area has lots of dogs. Puppy cuddles are the best.
“How much floof are we talking about here?”
“ALL the floof.”
People vastly underestimate the joy of shoving one’s face into a big ole pile of floof. Just ask my mildly disturbed cats.
This was heart warming and reminds me of some of the old dogs we had here. I miss them so much after reading this
I wonder if there is a wholesome group, because this just sated my emotional hunger.
splendid work.
Downright adorable. LOVED the exchange, characterizations and cuteness.
Starlight: I HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANY DAMAGE DONE TO MY FLOOF!
Me: Huh?
Starlight: Sorry. It's just a line from a video game Trixie and Sunburst have been getting a bit too much into. One of the characters is a REALLY vain reindeer who is particularly protective of her "floof".
Me: That's all right. I understand. When two of your best friends get a little too much into a game, it is hard to escape it.
This is too floofing adorable. xD
Adorable. The world needs more cute fluffy second person Starlight fics
9870113
I was going to point out that this is totally breasts, and only okay because it's not tits (those are on the other end of the mare, and entirely absent from the stallion).
9872282 Pretty much. This is why, when writing a fic where ponies are getting touchy, I keep equine diagrams open on a second screen.
If ever faced with a choice between floof and actual breasts, I'd pick floof every time!
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/911/188/ce4.png
9871105
is this a reference to airship mauled
9873401
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508131601075404801/625146777435242509/image0.jpg
Ah, I see you are a mare of taste as well
Sequel 🤔
Hey hey hey, where’s the art from?
9873412
"Them's Fightin' Herds" actually.
Fantastic slice of life :)
9873617
I cropped it from ShobieShy’s twitter meme (no idea who the OG artist is)- if someone can find it, I’ll credit them right away!
9873412
9873834
Someone should inform darkonshadows that he's now well known enough that people are mistaking references to his crossover characters for references to him specifically.
That was the sweetest, softest floof I felt in a while...
Send moar, please!
9870956
.
My cats are rats and I stick them into my face when I need floof
Because it's so CUTE
Cute
I don't understand, why is in the second person when it is labeled as a self insert?
You're stories are giving me a want of cuddling, theyre great and I love them ngl, great job chief.
10395451
UwU
Hug a horse today!
COMFY.
9944721
Hoovesyyy ♡