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A strange disease is spreading through Ponyville. While Twilight is trying to find a cure, it's up to Anon to find out how contagious this disease is. Surely he won't abuse this trust that Twilight put in him.

Ponyville is screwed.


Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff

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Upvotes the story before reading it!

Gonna read it

You didn't describe hoof-in-mouth disease as RAVAGING Ponyville and I'm disappointed.

Good story.

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I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath, truly madly deeply do
I will be strong, I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on a new beginning.
A reason for living. A deeper meaning.

I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me

And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry
The tears of joy for all the pleasure and the certainty.
That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of
The highest power, in lonely hours, the tears devour you

I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me

Oh can you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes
'Cause it's standing right before you.
All that you need will surely come

I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need.
I'll love you more with every breath, truly madly deeply do

I want to stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me

I want to stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to live like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me

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Yes, I remember Savage Garden. I danced to them at my highschool prom, for I am both old and in tune with popular music.

You know, at the last point, I would definitely spray Twilight just for the giggles because she’s able to cure it now anyway so there isn’t much in the way of being over the top.
so, it turns out that spoiler tags don’t work on coloured text... this is informative

It was a nice read, but it needs a fucking Profanity tag.

It's 11 at night where I live. What the [DEMONITIZED] did I just read?

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Honestly what I was thinking too

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Normally that kind of declaration and action annoys me.....but having read this, I can tell you that it's worth it. :twilightsmile:

Did not laugh once.

:rainbowhuh::facehoof: my reaction to this story

And just think, if he'd been just a little more crafty he could have chained them in a line!

ROBCakeran53
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Fucking hell you two... I remember this song... and I still remember the lyrics.

And with that, you ran out of the hospital as fast as you could. Chances are that Twilight is probably going to kill you later, but you learned a very valuable lesson today. But, you suppose that’s your fault. After all, you really let things get out of hand. Hoof. Fuck. I give up.

Go back. Deck Twilight again. Again.
Finish what you started.
FINISH HER!

V8

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coronavirus confirmed

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Fuck, this was the song my Mom and Dad played at their wedding, I gave Mom away and now I'm crying at the memory... Thanks~

It's funny that there isn't any line that gives away whether this is pony Anon or human Anon in the story.

“I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ETHICS,” Twilight screams.

Does anyone?

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I see what you did there. 👀

Now Let's see what a regular old Motherfucker would tell the Ponies and Twilight to do, pull your Hoof out of your Mouth. If that doesn't work then do the cure!
Logic, LOVE IT!...Wait a fucking minute,... this is a Magical Land full of Talking Ponies...THERE IS NO LOGICAL IF THERE IS MAGIC!:rainbowhuh: SHIT:rainbowlaugh:

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Lol! That comment made my day! That is truly funny!

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