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Flutterpriest


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When the main six are stranded on a desert island, they have to make the hard decisions. Like who they kill off to eat first. It should clearly be Applejack.


Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff

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Okay I did NOT Expect this!
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I'm gonna read it anyway

Ummm...At least they didn't go completely 'Lord of the Flies'?

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It was close enough anyways

Aww, bummed me out.

Apple horse noes!

And this is why you don’t hold important conversations near jagged rocks.

Well, waste not want not.

Applejack lay still. Unmoving.

:rainbowlaugh: I didn't expect this to be a comedy

I realize this is just a dark comedy (so the story gets a pass here).

But seriously: I doubt Fluttershy would be that opposed to people eating meat, especially if it were a matter of survival. Half of her animal friends eat meat, so she's probably pretty used to it at this point.

Well...

Stuff happened.


If you don't want Apple Horse to die, you can apply cartoon physics and say that she's only unconscious (they didn't actually confirm her death). In that case, the worst thing that's gonna happen from this unfortunate trip is one concussion and six temporarily physically weakened but permanently mentally scarred ponies.

Well that got dark

A gasp fell over the girls. Fluttershy trembled, staring down at the still moving form of Applejack. Her hooves buckled under her weight and she fell to the ground, tears streaming from her cheeks.

Lol

Trust me, you don't want to eat Pinkie Pie. You'll get the wombo combo of diabetes, heart disease, AND tooth decay.

Dying of laughter... kind of like how an apple dies when hit with a sharp object.

I expected them to start discussing plans for how to eat her and she was going to say "It's just a minor cut, y'all, I ain't dead."

started great but kinda petered out by the end, if you're going to open with canabalism you really gotta commit to it.

Certainly entertaining, but I feel like this was intended to also have the comedy tag...?

Like the fella' once said
Ain't that a kick in the head?…

I dunno if this was supposed to be funny, but it's so over the top, I find myself chuckling.

A part of my would like to see the fallout of this event, but then again, it works so perfectly as just this scene.

Have a like, Flutterpriest. You've earned it :D

Just in time too, who knows the next pony to shoot the roulette gun?

Awe, i was hpping to hear how Aj tastes

Applejack lay still. Unmoving.

A gasp fell over the girls. Fluttershy trembled, staring down at the still moving form of Applejack.

Doesn't this contradict itself?

Ridiculously funny at the start but a very sad downer ending at the end. Kinda feels inconsistent to me.

Wow. That took a depressing turn. Like watching Steven King's The Mist.

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kinda...

You killed the best pony!!!

Then, time seemed to move in slow motion. AJ was pushed off balance by Fluttershy’s shove. The middle stages of dehydration and starvation made it harder for Applejack to gain her balance. She turned, and couldn’t even process a full thought before her forehead collided with a jagged stone.

Hahahahahaha, okay, that friggin' got me.

All that's missing from Applejack's death is Batman saying "What did you do?!" and this could be Injustice.

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