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I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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So, you had a one night stand with Berry Punch. Cool. You two go to Blue Krab to work off the alcohol. One problem. She's carb crazy. This may be one mare whose check you can't cash.

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her bedside corkscrew

her 'walking round town' bottle of wine.

"Pineight Noir?"
"Temperneigho, actually.

DO THEY HAVE BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS?

"Salmon, and cheese, and everything good in life. It gives me... feelings."

I feel so called out right now...

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I think that's pretty gay. <3

Why is Blue Krab spelled one word in the synopsis, but two in the title?

YeeeEEEET! xD

This isn't your beautiful house. This isn't your beautiful marefriend. Oh god. What have you done?

This is not my beautiful horse!
This is not my beautiful wifu!
Same as it ever was, I suppose.

DUDE WHY ARE YOU ASKING. DO IT.

#davidhasselhoffpermitdenied

The cover art pretty much explains how the story was written.

Berry is such a beautiful mare:rainbowwild:

I feel like this needs another chapter. Sure, it gets the point across, but this only feels like a part one....followed by someone in the "next chapter" putting out a bounty of some ridiculous reward that doesn't involve money on them.

Should I assume berry as anonpecil and this as a true story?

"They have a salmon pizza. I need it,"
A mare afterme own heart.

If Anon won't put a ring on it I will.

Comment posted by Prince Leviathan deleted Mar 4th, 2023
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