Twilight's parents strongly disapprove of her dating Moondancer. They may think she's an utterly fantastic mare but, really, Twilight shouldn't date any of her Canterlot friends.
Like, ever.
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Night Light may have a couple of confessions to make.
Proofread by my fantastic friends, Heartshine and Rose Quill. Also props to RoMS for helping with the descriptions.
Cover art was done by the always lovely Nova Quill. She's the best.
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Apparently somebody made a Russian translation of this which is kinda rad. And a Russian Audio Reading!
Honourable Mention for the Accidental August Incest Contest
"Oh my *god* gara" - Cynewulf
"This was awful and I loved it. Excellent exercise in crossing the line an even number of times." - FanOfMostAnything
I don't know, this is a magnificent idea.
oh my *god* gara
Here's an idea follow this up with a short story on the episode where Twilight, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack discover that they might be related and have Applejack and Pinkie Pie in a relationship and Twilight not be surprised one bit. She would be like, "This is surprisingly not the strangest story I have heard."
"But Flurry Heart—"
"We're ninety-nine percent sure that was all Cadence."
"Just because you got wings doesn't mean Velvet has some kind of 'latent alicorn' gene. That would just be silly."
"Dad, with all due respect—which really isn't much—you don't get to call anything silly after that hypothesis about Lemon Hearts's coat."
This was awful and I loved it. Excellent exercise in crossing the line an even number of times.
That was an amazing exercise in awkwardness.
what a great idea, should also throw in prince blueblood is twilight half brother
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That would be going a bit too far with it...
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Okay, maybe it would explain how he’s Celestia’s ‘nephew.’
I don't buy it.
Moondancer being Night Light's kid I mean. Velvet's kid I absolutely understand: flat, purple striped mane, lighter coat color, it would make sense. But NightLight? That's just weird.
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that or make it how ever few generation in nightlight family going back one male was quite a stud and knock up many going back to one who knock up one of the princess 1000 plus years ago
Two things. One, what's that idea about why Lemon Heart's coat is yellow? I don't understand what they mean. Second, damn her parents get around...
That family tree must be a pain to track.
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Its-a very lewd
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No shit. Kind of obvious with Twi's reaction
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Democracy approved of it, of course it's good.
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:)
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*Shrugs* "Earth pony culture."
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Glad you enjoyed it. Always a pleasure to see your comments.
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I mean it is a Twilight Sparkle fan fiction.
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Who the heck is the mother?
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It's more like a family circle at this point.
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Its piss
It was a great story, giggled like mad all the way through.
Night Light is best thot.
Granny Smith
I can just imagine a sequel where Shining finds out about this... and loses his mind in the process
This headcanon makes more sense now. Canterlot’s going to win the flush itself out of the gene pool.
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i don't knew, no one knew how he is related to the princess most guess are that the princess were adopt by princess platinum or one of her daugthers, and he is from that line. or they uncle marry one of princess platinum's daughter and that line lead to bloodblue
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granny smith is female so it be her son Bright Mac,
And here you though 32 refered to the number of chromosomes. Surprise! Enjoy the new siblings!
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Or she was given a schlong. Functionally the same thing really
Magic of Wuv
Considering Shining and DJ Pon 3... weeeeeell...
Might wanna ask Vinyl Scratch where her dad was 11 months before Shining was born...
They're lesbians, though, so it is okay. Everything is okay so long as its lesbians.
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Golden showers, or the peeing fetish is also known as "Water Sports"
Oh gods, I died laughing at this. Still giggling as I type this.
this was great
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"Celestia we have a problem."
"What is it Luna?"
"It would appear that half our kingdom has been sired by er... Twilight's father."
"..."
"..."
"I mean I can understand it. He does have that whole DILF thing going on."
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Wait is this a fandom meme I wasn't aware of?
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This is the type of comment I love to see. Thank you so much.
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Aww thank you, I'm glad you're enjoying it.
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Well besides the fact that the have near identical colorings, there was a series of fancomics, "5 things you didn't know about -" and the one for Vinyl started off with the idea that she and Shining were actually twins from Night Light's first marriage that got split up when it ended.
… heeheeheeheehee…
Honestly if I were twilight at this point i'd just be like "Fine incest it is "
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Multiple writers have done bits where Shining and Vinyl are either siblings, the same pony, or otherwise closely related.
Given Luna's affinity, I'm sure she was the result of Twilight getting so upset at her father she sent him back in time 1100 years or so...
This was amusing.
I also feel it'd be fun to see Twilight meeting up with her Canterlot friends and try to explain this. Let alone Shining Armour XD
This... was... brilliant
Genuinely curious as to whether or not Celestia would have known, given that Twilight's Canterlot friends made up most of a classroom at her school. Parents' Evening must have been weird.
Thanks for writing!
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Fancy Pants.
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Alabastards.
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Night Light: "So, when do you plan to follow in her hoofsteps?
: "No. Just... No."
Interesting story!
The next family reunion might be awkward...
hey can i have your permission to post this on wattpad?
or could you publish it yourself? , I wonder what people would say about it.
hey can i have your permission to post this on wattpad?
or could you publish it yourself? , I wonder what people would say about it.
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Ah yes, the family wreath...
"Sweetie, your Dad didn't get his current name because he lit up ponies' days, if you get my drift..."
Unum de multis, Night Light?
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Well, given that she probably expected one of them to be an Element of Harmony, odds are she twisted the rules a bit to make sure they all stayed together. (And any half-sister of Twilight's could probably at least keep up in the academic department.)
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I like it!
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third guard from the left.
Amusing as this story is, I do have the tiniest of complaints. I get the reference in the title, but I think it would have been better if it was "32 and You".