Sci-twi has decided to come out to her family about her sexual preference and the fact that she is already dating one of her friends. The only problem for her is that, much to her embarrassment and confusion, everybody already knows and has shipped her with somebody else in their head! From her mother shipping her with everyone's favorite animal lover to Celestia betting two purple haired girls to great together. Twilight learns the hard way that not only does everybody ship, but everybody apparently ships her.
I'm rating it teen and putting the sex warning. I doubt I'll get much more than VERY inappropriate and suggestive but I rather be safe than sorry. If the urge strikes me, I may 'expand' on the more or less mini mini stories that I am using to pad out full chapters into actual chapters themselves or may expand beyond those I have planned currently that are 'shipping Twilight'. It will depend upon how popular this gets and how much interest I get in it, I suppose.
To be clear, this will take place Post-Friendship Games.
And yes, I do know it's probably a bit on the non-sense side, but the kind of comedy I love and love to write often does push that. So I hope you enjoy.
Poor twilight i feel bad for her.
Clearly Twilight's family fails at shipping considering TwiDash and SunLight are the hands-down superior EqG ships
At least Luna and Cadance have some sense
I did NOT need to know that! ...Oh you meant guessed
Ooh i like where this is going! This is a whole new level of embarrassment for Twilight.... and i'm loving it!
But seriously, the concept. The writing. The characters. Just worked so well together that i'm shocked how this story didn't appear sooner... Still, i love it! Have an upvote and favorite. You deserve it.
Also, if you want, i'm open of being an editor for this story. I'm not really a proofreader, per say. I'm more the 'Fix your grammar and typos' kind. But when i like something enough, i could give some feedbacks too.
Launch ALL the ships!
Don't worry. We all know it will end with twi-twi in the end. After all they know each other so well.
Writing shipper fan-fictions about real people is ultra-creepy.
This is interesting, do keep it up.
Ok, Sci-Twi and Rainbow? I can dig it...but Sci-Twi and Sunset? I SHIP THAT SO HARD!!! Everything else was ok...ish, and certainly worthwhile on it's own...but MAN did I feel Twi's own embarrassment! Seriously though, when we get the Twi and Sunset bit...yeah, likely going to be into that a bit more than I should.
Well done, and can't wait for more!!
I can't wait for the next chapter
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Final chapter: Sci-Twi finds out that Rainbow Dash (despite currently dating her) ships her with Princess Twilight.
Everyone uses these accepted fanon nick-names for characters. Not just "Sci-Twi", but also Rainbow Blitz for Rainbow Dash's male counterpart, Dusk Shine, etc. Just once I want someone to write a story involving these characters but make up their own names for them, just to confuse and infuriate the surprisingly rigid brony community.
Oh dear... I think I'd die of embarresment if I found my family was writing fics about me... Great story, keep it up!
This is pretty fun
Looking forward to the other ships 
Fun way of writing all the ships at once actually. Kind of expect Twi to just go to Dash at the end, and collapse on the bed with her and get lost in a book.
7130784 Smile HD Fluttershy. This summer, Badassness is painted yellow. LOL Love your profile pic.
7129277 Of course. Cause then Dashie would totally get a shot at dating double Twi. Or even the legendary Double Twi Double Dash FOURSOME!!!!
You Dashie would think of it.
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Well, this is an enjoyable bit of ridiculousness. Personally, I'm with either Shining Armor or Cadence. Pinkie and Sunset both seem like good matches... though it might be tricky for Twilight to make the distinction between girlfriend and test subject.
You do have a tendency to simply say that some incidental dialogue was said rather than actually typing it out, and there are a few proofreading flubs like the time you forgot to capitalize "Twilight Velvet." I also find myself wondering how Twilight's family knows so much about her friends. I suppose they've come over at some time or another. Still, I find myself looking forward to the next installment.
And seriously, Night Light, that was just creepy.
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I am aware that I definitely need to proof read better and have asked TwilightSparkleBestPony to help proofread my next chapter. As far as the matter of incidental dialogue, It's mostly a pet peeve for me when I write that starting a new paragraph just for one line of dialogue seems a little wasteful when I can say it was said and continue with that same original character's response.
It's a personal conscious choice and I understand it probably violates some rule of literature. And far as the matter of Night Light goes, let me simply say that I have only begun to be creepy.
Dammit Cadence you had one job!
This story was amazing in terms of writing, and was definately funny, except I have one problem.
Twidash. Why did Twi have to date Rainbow Dash?
I don't know why, but I hate the Twidash ship with a freaking passion. i don't hate people who ship it, I just feel like the ship itself is kinda ridiculous. I personally ship Raritwi/Rarilight, but that's me.
Anyways, good job.
This has to have been one of the funniest things I've ever read
7134319 Ha. Me too. I don't really like shipping in the Six in the first place a lot, but I love Rarilight too.
Sci-Twi X Princes Twilight anyone..
If my principal was like that, I'd be disturbed. Very disturbed.
Princessipal Celestia... why don't you take a seat right over here.
Ya know I'm actually one of those people that's all for everyone dreaming up whatever fantasies get them off at night. As long as they're just fantasies. Even though this is fiction, it made me feel uncomfortable because it felt like very real inappropriate sexualizing of a minor.. I guess that's a gold star for the author?
Pervlestia sounds similar to Molestia.
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Molestia is what more or less inspired her. The only difference is that where Molestia is more aggressive and physical, Pervlestia is a mostly harmless perv who has a very disturbing inner fantasy life.
I say mostly as she can be somewhat traumatizing. But no more than really bad R-rated Fanfiction
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I'm sorry if I made anyone, besides Twilight, that uncomfortable. It really was just supposed to very inappropriate and bad jokes. I do concur that fantasy should remain fantasy and wanted to stress that it is for 'Pervlestia', but I guess I didn't do quite well enough to sell her as mostly harmless. If I break her out again, I will try and tone down the creepy a bit.
I'm sorry but I ship SunLight. Sci-TwiDash I don't see working.
Please don't hate me for that.
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What's there to hate? We all have our ships. Honestly I ship...Almost every ship. This is far from my top ship as much as just the first that came to mind when doing this.
Can you do a Sequal with Sunset?
As funny as all of these are, I'm more of a Sunlight than a (Sci)TwiDash.
7150773 Ya and her dateing princese Twilight. That whould be fun
Honestly, with the way you were shaping this up in the summary, I was expecting Sci-Twi to be dating Pony-Twi. Not entirely original, but about the only thing that made sense to me. I was both happy and disappointed to be proven wrong. Happy, because I was surprised. Story's no good if I can predict it after all. And disappointed because... well... I ship it. Not often you see an inter-dimensional romance play out well.
On to the next chapter!
The last chapter should have ended with awkward silence and glances between the other girls after rainbows outburst and both twilight and rainbow going:"OH COME ON!"
That would have opened it up for either a sequel or another chapter/epilog where twilight and rainbow get to roast the other girls.
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I will admit that I honestly do not plan to do a sequel. I might down the line do something more but if I did, it would probably be done with someone else and another pairing.
Kind of an alternate version as opposed to a continuation. Like Rarity trying to explain to Sweetie Belle she is dating Applejack only to learn she thinks she and sunset shimmer should be a couple.
I may at some point and if someone else wants to do such then more power to them. But until I get the inspiration or desire to continue this, I am honestly happy leaving this as is.
Heh. This was a fun distraction from work. Glad to see I'm not the only TwilightXTwilight shipper out there.
Great story! Can't wait to see what you do next.
I… I did what now
Holy balls. Glad I could help!
Can't remember what I said, but alas!
I like the Sunlight story buuuuttt Celestia is starting to creep me out.
I thought the "coming out" stuff was overemphasized, because, it's 2016, buuut everything else was GLORIOUS OMG. The shipping discussions and stories were perfect.
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I think TwiPie is ok. Especially the EqG vesion
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NO ITS NO!!!!
*cries*
.......
*ahem*
Anyway, awesome idea
Can a person actually die from laughing?
This way too hilarious!
I absolutely loved it!
I think you mean soon
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Dang, Celestia just does not quit.