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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

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Cliché bullshit.

TAW

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That's cliché, Alex. Please, if you want anybody to take you seriously as a writer, learn to type.

Dafuq? Why was this linked from the polyamore story?

Yeah, okay, could use more of this.

TAW

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As the description states, this was written for it, for today's speedclop prompt. It went on for... somewhat longer than anticipated.

damn pinkie pie er bubble berry

I love that he screwed her straight into the hospital. Freaking hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

i want know want to see R63pinkiextwilight
when will this be a thing

Another awesome one
Keep going! :D

TAW, while I love your clop, you really need to get working on unchangeable
Not from my mouth but Ponyaddicts

So, Pinkie's a dude.
:twilightsheepish: Yep.
And Dash and Twilight are with her-er, him.
:twilightsheepish: Yeah.
Aaaand this is a clop story.
:twilightsmile: Says it right there on the cover.

*Steel blinks a few times, lowering his brow. Rainbow stares at the story with him, wearing the same face.*

:rainbowhuh: Huh...so...Pinkie's a stallion...
Yep.
:rainbowhuh: So she's got a...you know...
Anatomically correct, yes.
:rainbowhuh: And me and Twi' are with her-er, him.
You know what I know.

*Rainbow blinks a few times, lowering her brow.*

:rainbowderp: This is gonna hurt, isn't it?
Like you wouldn't believe.

:pinkiesmile: It's time for fun!
:pinkiehappy: Bubble Berry style!

Oh God...

*Steel rubs his brow, sighing.*

Well...may as well read this and get the pain of vaginal injury out of the way...

:rainbowdetermined2: I'm ready!
:rainbowderp: ...I hope.

TAW

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I am! Taking an hour off to write speedclop is okay, right? Okay it got out of hand and ended up taking like four, but...
And I have late late birthday stories but...

Agh! I'm sorry :(

1068957
Well, you don't need to apologise, everyone is human.
Except you, you need to write like the machine you are and finish Unchangeable or else everyone will hate you and you will sink into mediocrity and clopfics

Bloody hell, TAW, this is adorable :ajsmug:

TAW

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I'm so sorry ;_;
Please, forgive me! I promise I'll have it done by... uh... the start of season 3!

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I try.

What the actual FUCK!? Since it IS a TAW story...... :ajbemused:

TAW

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I'm sorry! It's coming!

TAW

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Three weeks divided by X, where X is the amount of money you give me. Only joking, X is probably like 1.5 or something. Hopefully three, but we'll see, eh? I'll make a dedicated stab at it after this thing I'm writing for Rat.

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I am sorry, i have bad eyesight and cannot see the grey text, all I can see is the text in black.
And 3 divided by 0 is 0, so 0 weeks, which can be taken as no time at all, so, if its not up in the next day, you are a bad person and you besmirch our countries name and honour.

TAW

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3/0 isn't 0, it's undefined. Which, funnily enough, is the amount of writing I'm capable of doing per day! :D

But as both she and Dash soon find out, boning your friends is a surprisingly complex affair.

Uh oh. Something is about to go down, isn't it? The way that male Pinkie is acting is very suspicious to say the least. I noticed that this is marked incomplete. Please don't be what I think it is, please...

I don't like how Rainbow just sweeps the assault under the rug like that. I mean, what if it was Fluttershy (instead of Rainbow) or something? Pinkie did feel bad about it, but you'd think that she would have better control over herself (you know what I mean). And Rainbow pretty much saying "Feel free to rape me whenever you want" feels a bit off to me. I don't know, male Pinkie really didn't seem to care about anyone else during the whole fic until near the end. Eh, whatever. I'll just assume that Pinkie knew before hand that Rainbow likes that sort of thing or something. But, not caring about the other person that you're boning (I mean, I know they all love each other, but you know what I mean)? Oh well.

Wouldn't Twilight's spell wear off or something pretty quickly? And what would happen if they got pregers from a r63 Pinkie?

This is suppose to be Rainbows diary, right? How did she get so good at writing? I guess she took classes after getting into books.

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You know what.
I hope you step on lego and get a paper cut.
And I still want unchangeable.
Why is it almost always me that derails your pages

A story where the mane 6 screw around with eachother, different partner each day.

ME GUSTA

Every 1-2 weeks there needs to be an orgy though

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Theres been stories about it already, just saying

TAW

1069207
Woah, dude, out of line. How do I type with a paper cut? It'd be so incredibly minorly irritating!

1069221
The System is actually quite elaborate, and the full explanation is out of scope for a quick piece of writing. Suffice to say, Twilight Sparkle did not take the task lightly, and has produced a system that ensures they're all shared between themselves fairly. And yes, this does include two-ways, three-ways, four-ways, five-ways, and the occasional six-way.

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Pretty much seems up what they would say.:ajsmug:

1069262 Now I'll just wait for the full-blown story where you continue with this storyline:pinkiehappy:

1069262
Thats the point, it would be a lesson learnt not to displease your fans

Now I want to read a R63 Rainbow Dash with Pinkie Pie....:facehoof:

All 6 of them are in a relationship together? Awesome!

Silly TAW, you don't like Penis!

...but neither do I, and I still enjoyed this story, so I guess it was fine as a break from the usual sexy-cute lesbian ponies.

I really liked the back-story for this, I think we need more of this universe; where the Mane 6 have scheduled sex, and everyone is okay with it. Also, the writing style was sufficiently dash-like. Kinda reminds me of that story you did where she writes a Daring-Do fic, where you purposely downplay your writing ability in order to keep her in-character.

btw, did you know that hyphens are excellent ways to get around auto-correct features? It's like a magical symbol that fixes all word usage errors!

TL;DR:
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1067836Still, you could've just left it in the Polyamory story spot. Eh, your story, do what you want. Just confused me is all.

...
Woah.
Is it just me, or did it suddenly get warmer in here?

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If this read like rape to you, then you skimmed over a few important lines.

“Do you really want me to get off, Dashie?” He snarled. It was a threat, or a warning, or a challenge. “I'll get off if you ask me again.” Pinkie didn't lie. Ever. He seemed a little different, but Pinkie wouldn't ever lie about something like that, no matter how unused she was to lust. I trusted in her enough to know that he'd get off if I asked.

“Shh,” he whispered, again straight into my ear. “It's okay, don't worry. You don't need to talk, just nod.” I nodded. I didn't even know what the question was, to be honest, but I nodded just because he told me to. I couldn't move, but right then I didn't want to. I felt safe under there, as if nothing could hurt me.

Both very clear flags of Pinkie giving Dash an out if this legitimately makes her uncomfortable or scared. Which is doesn't. Dash was 100% okay with everything that happened, and was egging Pinkie on. The only minor hesitance from Dash was because she originally intended to top the encounter, but Pinkie turned the tables on her, so she went with it. And later, she was not saying "rape me anytime you like", she was saying "what just happened was awesome, so don't feel guilty about being dominant with me".

As for Pinkie being out of control, she spent her whole life as a female, and now suddenly has a male sex drive, a flood of testosterone in her system, and an eager and willing lover in her bed. I, personally, was impressed with TAW's writing of Pinkie as slightly overwhelmed, but still fighting to be the playful and generous lover she was as a mare.

You've been featured twice... in what could be considered the same week........ I don't know if I should congradulate you on that or say you should probably feel bad (though I honestly wouldn't) for putting clop in the feature box, so I'll do both:pinkiecrazy:

...goddammit, TAW. I'm not into this ship but -fuck-.

...-fuck-.

I blame you for the mental image of Pinkie Stallion humping Rainbow silly that will plague me for the next two days. Or weeks.

One or the other.

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And later, she was not saying "rape me anytime you like", she was saying "what just happened was awesome, so don't feel guilty about being dominant with me".

Ah, now it makes sense. Pinkie still felt bad about it, and she really (at the moment) couldn't care less about how Rainbow was feeling at the time (at least for a while). But still, you've got a very solid point. I blame sleep deprivation and only reading this once. I guess my assumption was right about Rainbow being into that kind of thing then. I'm just worried about what male Pinkie might do later, since the description is pointing to something bigger. I just hope it's not what I think it is.

As for Pinkie being out of control, she spent her whole life as a female, and now suddenly has a male sex drive, a flood of testosterone in her system, and an eager and willing lover in her bed.

Meh, I think that was way overplayed. It's saying that women have a weaker sex drive, which they don't at all, and Pinkie is always full of energy. But whatever.

:pinkiegasp: That...was... :rainbowkiss:
This story has infinate possibilities.

1070625 I agree for sure that the "Suddenly a male, now has overwhelming sex drive" thing was played up a bit too much. I mean, it's Pinkie! Surely she has boundless energy in bed, even as a female, right? But that being said, male and female sex drives aren't the same. I'd think that males have a more agressive tendency, which is what is making Pinkie act dominant in spite of herself.

Course, I ain't no sexologist! So I dunno. :applejackconfused:

But I did like this new perspective on Pinkiedash. Usually it's one of my less-favoured ships, but this is good. Real good.

1070699Same here buddy, same here... :applejackconfused:

I won't lie... I couldn't finish it. The changes to Pinkie's personality made this unenjoyable for me. This is especially a shame, considering how well you usually write Pinkie Pie.

Sorry D,:

my body wasn't ready

Not bad, not bad at all.

I'd love to see how the other ponies handle being R63ed. :scootangel:

Just imagine Fluttershy suddenly turned stallion. :flutterrage::yay:

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