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TAW
Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?
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twilight is sooo demanding :P
Ohgodfuckingyesicansocloptothis
I'm going to have to study this and take notes.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Gotta admit, if I had a Twi bent over the side of her balloon basket notes wouldn't be on my mind. And hopefully not hers, either
Why I only get the notification for this now? Even though it's been up for apparently 22 Hours?
That's some delayed response time.
Because sometimes we start our descriptions with "Because sometimes..." and slightly piss off a certain reader before he even begins reading (me). D'aww, I'm joking, but it does slightly piss me off. (Don't worry, it's just one of my pet peeves, I still love ya. No homo. Normally, I'll keep reading regardless of how much something pisses me off. My Little Sinner, for example. Look in the comments there, you can't miss me.) Anyway...
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*begins reading*
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long-ass post queue, it's only just been approved.
Hah, good stuff. Rainbow is like
Oh Pinkie. I almost want to see what is going on in her mind that allows her to come up with all the crazy shit people think of, but I would probably go insane. Or Cupcakes. Whichever comes first.
My Waifu Twilight is So demanding.
inb4poultronisafagandhater
Great first chapter!
Gah why didn't I think of something like this! :I
These sixty minute things are really hard to write...
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That is all.
This is my story... AND I'M GONNA READ IT!
shoo shoo vile creatures!
Funny, hot, and well written. That sums up an excellent clop. Got any more up your sleeve?
I registered on this site so that I can fav your stories.
I'm surprised none of the mods have posted something negative yet
Well written, but I don't enjoy the idea of some random colt finding them out. Specially if he's a douchebag like Blueblood.
Readers beware this is high quality clop.
Another entertaining clopfic. Yay TAW!
"PINKIE PIE!" Twilight yelled, cutting her off. "There are children nearby!"
What you did there, I see it.
Hehehe, 69 thumbs up...
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP
What is this unexplainable occurance which has rendered my pants feeling much tighter than before I started reading this? Some please give me an answer as I think I enjoyed reading this
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I'm pretty sure she was gonna say glock. I would certainly feel every second on the clock in fear if I was without my trusty glock to keep me safe.
This was so audacious, TAW, you managed to completely shut down a good few higher brain functions of mine, thus actually letting me read the entirety of this.
Irrelevantly, I'm quite proud of my evil laughter, I'm told its truly villianous and chilling ( I aim to please!)
You're still yet to provoke the...intended response from me, but it's a postive (anyway, I think so) sign that people from the other end of this house were yelling at me to stop, and I qoute "that evil laughter."
I can't not see this as anything other than terribly raunchy comedy. Ya know; a complete inability to take it seriously, but please don't take that the wrong way.
I couldn't even try to critique this, as that requires aforementioned higher brain functions. But your writing does seem to have improved, especially considering this was a sixty minute piece of...work.
settle back down.
Now excuse me whilst I let the
You HAVE to do this more often, though it's not as refined as your normal style, there is no question as to it's quality considering what it is.
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Didn't literally clop, but I just feel someone who read this had this as their immediate reaction.
901937 ...I got nuthin'.
899960 They would be on my mind. Specifically, one to the Princess. More specifically, about a certain student of hers trying to seduce me. I may have understood you wrong, but, considering the content of this story...
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Problem? Yes, I am one of those people that goes around looking at explicit content on this site and reviewing it like any one of the other over 100 Teen or Everyone stories I've commented on, treating the sex in it as if it is just another storytelling element, like that one thing in chapter 44 in that one fic. Something about a slave and immortality? It was really, really bad.
903351 That happens to me a lot. Well, the laughing. Not alerting other family members.
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Good, clopfiction shouldn't get a free pass just because it's explicit
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I will do, it's fun.
Wow....
Yet more awesome writing from TAW. Also damn this was written in 60 mins? Are you... like... a god or something? This was... as I said, AWESOME. Its also one of the few stories I've read lately that actually feels like it kinda fits in to the show... even though its obviously of a completely different tone (duh). The Pinkie Pie singing a song to pressure Twi was freaking perfect.
Also having Rainbow come in at the end... EEEEhehehe....
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Well, okay, full disclosure here. I tried my best for an hour, I had my clock set up and everything, but when it came down to it and I hit save for the last time, I noticed I'd overshot by two minutes! I'm a failure, a failure!
906575 *GASP*
How could you!
Enjoyed it. And not bad for 60 minutes.
Was quite fun. Twi is really, really, REALLY bad at keeping quiet though xP
I'm getting the feeling that these are all gonna end with Pinkie pouncing someone.
And if not, they should!
OOC-ness abounds, that's for sure. But, it is written in an hour... but seriously, what?
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I know, right? Dash is so a lesbian!
but seriously yeah, characterisation is not a priority here. Writing smut in an hour is :D
Featured.
Wat.
903056 As I journey farther into the Brony website I see stranger and stranger oddities, such as the native Radical Prescott, engaging in it's mating call. Very strange indeed *fires tranquilizer* FOR SCIENCE!!!
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Well, 52 minutes, actually. I mistimed my hour. Spent the last eight minutes making minor style improvements. Good fun, speedwriting.
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Yes. Even if she hasn't been in the story at all. She just pops out and pounces.
damn, one hour? You gotta stop making the rest of us feel slow.
(more me...but yeah....)
I can't even write a 1,000 word essay in 3 hours let alone an hour. How do you do this so quickly???
I'm confused with everypony calling Dash a lesbian when Applejack and Fluttershy seem just as enthusiastic about it. Apparently having a rainbow mane makes you a target for Rarity's homophobia.
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Sorry, I guess the joke got lost in the rushed delivery. She was irritated because she's bi, not gay.
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Ah. My mistake.
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I believe Rarity's offended by all of their lesbianism—or at least that's what she claims.
"I don't count, silly! I'm Pinkie Pie!" - Best line ever ^_^