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dirty little secret
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
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You beautiful man!
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To be fair, Spitfire isn’t terribly important in every chapter here. But don’t worry -- her night’s not over at the end of her chapter, either.
A little tame for you. Good thing we are on foreplay
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Yeah, the chapters get less tame as they go on. ^.^
"He'd sworn of romantic pursuits for years now,"
I assume you meant off not of.
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Oops, fixed!
This plan sounds promising!
Let me guess: This was not an accident by the designers, right?
Audience: "Prove it!"
That actually makes sense...
Mango: Good emough for me! (Nice name for him, btw.)
By the way: I believe the canon-name for Blue Star is actually "Guardian Angel", in case anyone cares.
(Assuming this is supposed to be the gardsmare from the S8-finale.)
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Huh... I actually researched this, and Blue Star was what seemed to be the consensus. Maybe Guardian Angel is the other female guard?
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The designer:
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That's one way to proof it. A good way!
(But hopefully this doesn't get public... The brawl which Spitfire originally wanted to prevent might have been the better outcome then.)
Yay!
She sure get's the right ideas!
How can anyone be so cruel to poor Surprise?
Bold words... But now you have to proof it! (Both claims!)
After reading this I expected Blue Star would tackle Fleetfoot to the ground/table and "proofed" her, that she is sexually superior than her.
Afterwards the winner would have gotten the bat.
But your idea is good, too!
Anyway, I realised I keep spamming your story with comments like this.
Are they too annyoing? If yes, I'll stop.
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Nah, I love comments! ^.^
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I believe you used this as the vector for the cover:
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In the source on Derpibooru they had used the character-tag
Guardian Angel (pony).That's where I got my idea how she is called.
On the other hand, this tag has currently only 17 matches, so it might be unofficial.
I'm sure everyone is.
No argument here.
I don't think anypony here has any protection at all.
Celestia is going to be upset when a string of maternity leave benches her best troops.
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Oh, it happens pretty much every gala. We have to keep their numbers up somehow. It takes five or six of them to beat a single changeling, after all.
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Agreed. Have to get foals made somehow, with the skewed up gender ratios and all that.
Too bad the Crystal Guards weren't invited
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Heh, yeah. It’s kind of overwhelming as it is, though!
Nice work.
Keep it up. The story-writing I mean.
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I will. ^.^ A new chapter for Sex Ed: Pony Style will be next.
Ah, Spitfire. You do know the Wonderbolts have a less than epic history in the show when it comes to a crisis
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To be fair, are the night/day guards much better?
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Well that's kind of complicated depending on the source. In the Luna book, the night guard acts as support for Luna as she goes out to keep monsters from attacking towns at Night. As for the Wonderbolts there was one moment in the comics were they fought off an army of changeling. But that was only one page and those changelings were just a diversion.
If were looking at the show, while the royal guard does get their flanks handed to them...at least they were there. The Wonderbolts have only been at one crisis that I know of and were taken down just as quickly. Their main fame these days is just being stunt fliers.
Well, she is a mare of culture after all.
Only one way to find out: Test it with every bat pone you meet!
Poor Misty... again!
At last.
Well spoken.
It seems Spitfire's idea had worked.
Good story!
Getting mares to do lesbian action is the hottest thing ever! But I don't see it often sadly.
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There’s not enough lesbian mares on Fimfic?
Well ... that’s an opinion I’m not used to seeing.
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No, there's not enough mares/stallions getting mares to do lesbian action for the fist time. Especially if it is for the viewing pleasure of males. That is the hottest thing ever.
awwww Fleetfire is such a great ship with this excellent story
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Always a great ship! ^.^